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angelsandtaints: Hélène Zimmer - Q/Desire (2011)

He said he’d found a way to get even more money out of her, and that he’d be letting her go soon. Then he picked up a “For Sale” sign and put it on her!“Smile sweetie, soon you’ll be someone else’s!”“M

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captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

Ok darling, I give in. You bought me the dress, the shoes, the cape, the choker. You have brought me to a 5 star country house hotel. I give in. You don’t have to sleep in the car. You can sleep in our bedroom. Under the bed. I checked,

Choose. Right. Now. These two breasts or that steering wheel. Choose which you never want to see again. Good boy. Get it sold and give me the money. And don’t try anything, I know how much this car is worth and I expect you to give me that.

I’ll give you 贄 for your classic car, hubby. Agreed?You don’t think that’s reasonable? Wow. Get in the trunk. When we get home you’d better have a pretty good apology. If it’s good enough I’ll give you บ

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling it “our car”. It’s mine. And no, you can’t drive it to work. If anybody at the bank asks why your driving a clunker while your wife is driving an Aston Martin V8 Vantage, just tell them

Oh the peer pressures of boyhood. That constant worry whether the other boys will ask you something, which shows you know absolutely nothing about cars… about sports. That you know absolutely nothing about what it is like, to actually….&hell

I like how this obliquely alludes to a horrible backstory. I think it works because we’ve all seen this story of a young couple, a car breakdown, a house in the middle of nowhere, a servant with a hunchback named Igor (or Riff-Raff) opens the door…So,

I’m not an expert on architecture, but there seems to be this weird trend among them to make everything as transparent as possible. Have they never heard of privacy? Conversely, it seems like cars are getting smaller and smaller windows, making it harder

Do you really think you understand what I expect from a boyfriend? Your behavior so far would give me no reason to think you do understand. If you take off your clothes now, return to the car and spend the night at my place under my rules, then I will

Awww, that’s so nice of you to do her homework for her, again! It’s also really sweet that you wash her car, and do her laundry, and paint her toe nails, and brush her hair, and buy her shoes and listen to her attentively when she talks about her

at first you didn't understand why your wife had been so nice as to hire somebody to clean your car although it soon became apparent that she had ulterior motivations it was evident she had shared your secret that she had your cock in a cage as your

captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

Whatever idiot thought process made him forget to bring the car around to pick her up will soon be regretted.Not by her. She will be pleased to have the extra motivation to be severe.Sometimes even the cruelest of women can use a little something to bring

captioned-vines: vinegod: my first car by KC James Father: “ Here you go, sport.”Son: “ Thank you, Papa.”Father: “ Be safe.”Son: “ I will, Papa.”

captioned-vines: vinegod: my first car by KC James Father: “ Here you go, sport.”Son: “ Thank you, Papa.”Father: “ Be safe.”Son: “ I will, Papa.”

captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

captioned-vines: [ Music I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen]Lyrics: ♪ I really really really really really really like youAnd I want you. Do you want me?♪

captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:brxkenpetal:☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING ITI am

captioned-vines: [ Music I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen]Lyrics: ♪ I really really really really really really like youAnd I want you. Do you want me?♪

soft-in-your-palm:tfw you have to wait in the car because metal detectors

As soon as my dad walked out the door, her pants came off. The grin on her face made her eyes twinkle as she looked at me on her way to the window. My cock grew achingly hard as I watched her look out the window at my dad getting into his car. My whole

captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

captioned-vines: Car passenger: [shouting] “Fuck her right in the pussy!” Reporter: “Sorry about that. It’s now taking the first place position to why our teams are experiencing- “ Passerby: “Fuck me right in the pussy!”

captioned-vines: Person screaming from car: “ HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAH!”

captioned-vines: ablackgirldaydreaming: {Omg!!!! I finally got my son Mightyduck I’m laughing so hard!!!} Mom: [loud, abrupt shrieking]Mom: [laughs loudly as her son falls out of car] Person in background: [laughing] “Oh my god!”Mom: [laughing]

captioned-vines: weloveshortvideos: Lime Green Honda 1: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk.” 2: “Are my lights on?” 1: “No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. [stifled laughter] Dude, your car is fucking

captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!” Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

captioned-vines: mountainshigh-valleylow: You gotta reblog these together Girlfriend: “Get the fuck off my car.” Boyfriend: [yelling] “You won’t let me in the car! What do you expect?”

captioned-vines: mountainshigh-valleylow: You gotta reblog these together “When your girlfriend’s mad and she won’t let you in the car. Ride on the side of that bitch, man.”

captioned-vines: victorpopejr: Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!”Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

captioned-vines: weloveshortvideos: Lime Green Honda 1: Will the owner of the lime green Honda please come to the front desk.” 2: “Are my lights on?” 1: “No, I just wanted to see what you looked like. [stifled laughter] Dude, your car is fucking

captioned-vines: Person screaming from car: “ HELL FUCKING YEAAAAAH!”

captioned-vines: beaconofhaunted: Nvm Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!” [Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes] Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

captioned-vines: prettyboyshyflizzy: welp White teen: “Nigga. Get back in your car.” Black teen: ”Who the fuck are you calling a nigga? Who the fuck are you calling a nigga? Who in the fuck are you calling a nigga?” White teen: “Don’t

captioned-vines: instacelebs: #Roadrage “I wanna get out my car and go park this fucking lady right now. She sees me put on my signal so I can switch lanes and [shouts] she’s purposely riding the dick of the car in front of her so I can’t! Just

captioned-vines: prettyboyshyflizzy: welp White teen: “Nigga. Get back in your car.” Black teen: ”Who the fuck are you calling a nigga? Who the fuck are you calling a nigga? Who in the fuck are you calling a nigga?” White teen: “Don’t

sub4female2use: ray978: It’s when you hear her start the car and drive off, that the REAL fear kicks in! I need a woman like her

cuckoldcumlicker: I haven’t cum since September 2019 when she watched me jack off for her in the car.

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