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Chicken and Gravy wifey can cook @tishasweetcandy
thosenaughtyvictorians: vintage-addicted: Her face. Those hats. I..I can’t. Reblogging this because I actually can’t stop staring at it and I’m also about 98.5% sure the hat on the right is literally made out of a chicken. A CHICKEN.
hodgman: Got my costume. Halloween can’t come soon enough. weirdvintage: Man in Aran Cardigan. With Chicken. This photo was taken from a late 1970’s Yugoslav handcraft book that was translated from German (via Lomography) Cardigan with chicken
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adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog
adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my blog im so done
life: As the headline read in 1945, “Beheaded Chicken Lives Normally After Freak Decapitation by Ax.” You just can’t make this kind of stuff up. Here, the story of Mike the headless chicken. (Photo: Bob Landry—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)
Jasper heard you were not feeling well @gekroentGet well soon! Soup is a cheap tactic to get better
My soup It’s mostly just random cans of vegetables, a couple cans of v8, mushrooms, onions, three cans of chicken breast, and some spices. Oh and a little broccoli and some spinach. I cooked the onions, mushrooms, spinach, and chicken separately
antiandrogen: degeo-eitux: antiandrogen: trans woman: *casually eating chicken strips in the privacy of her own home* terf: *banging on the front door* STOP HARASSING ME!! Reblog to give a trans woman some chicken strips Send me money so I can
chickenkeeping: tedoculus: chickenkeeping: to clear up a misconception: bread is a fine treat for chickens. it will not cause any health problems to chickens if fed in moderation. however, bread can cause nutritional deficiencies/angel-wing deformity
dingdongyouarewrong:old-posts-archive:thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one January 26th, 2013 i hope she got her chicken…
drunksext: betterthankanyebitch: foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea: Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken S T OP wait WHY do you can whole chickens what is wrong with you?!?
(via tastes-like-chicken, tastes-like-chicken, never-can-tell)
littlefeministbitch: Modified version of this chicken wing/hand catch tie. I’ve done this tie on other people before. It’s a lot of fun, especially if you do both sides. Then you can make them flap their little wings and cluck like a chicken! It’s
xodiaq:aeonlamb:sucymemebabaran:i can deal with Family guy existing, and I actually LIKE Robot Chicken, I take the middle road, that movie can go burn in hell!Dude, seriously, the fuck do people have against Fam Guy and Robot Chicken?! They’re great
fulminata2:froody:froody:Sea salt, garlic, rosemary and black pepper banish evil. They also season chicken. Or perhaps it is the evil in the chicken we must defeat?This is why chicken soup is one of the most powerful potions you can make.
pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one please help me get this dude a chicken
chickenly: chickenly: birds, with arms HELLO I am very sorry for this shameless self-advertising but I have just released NEW AND IMPROVED t-shirt designs for these! BOTH of the designs can be found on my Redbubble!SwanRobinSwan sans wordsThanks so much
farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see
my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first
miss-nerdgasmz: aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this
Going to be AFK for a little bit.
chickens-love-sosa: beenkillingshit: freereeves: forevernajj: This happened. Can we also give a round of applause to the brother in the back who immediately understood how epic this was? He pointed like, “Thas my dawg!!” dust off them hate’ahs
wolvesandtools: gregwuzhere: ooohnyo: nasty-mf: tarynel: mainmanblackdynamite: Shrimp Ribs. Nah, the steak Steak or shrimp doesnt matter I haven’t had any fried food in months now, so the chicken can go. Did this mother fucker just say chicken
chicken-nuggets-galore: sup-nina: disachieve: mes-songes: I am never going to understand how someone can be as perfect as her. she cannot be human eyebrow game: BROKE THE SCALE Fucking idol holy shit goals
teapots-and-traditions: prettyboysintheimpala: phan-girls: farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man
atlanticgold: here is a crazy fact for you there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now fifty billion chickens can you even comprehend how many that is fifty billion chickens
notallwerewolves: weeaboo-woman: dollsahoy:gameraboy:KFC’s CHIZZA (Chicken Pizza)Husband: So it’s Chicken Parmesan then…This is exactly that I thought, it’s a glorified parmo, I can literally walk into any shady kebab shop at 2am after a drunken
xxziggystardust: impossiblejellyfishfart: cryoverkiltmilk: catsbeaversandducks: Mama Hens And Their Babies Via Bored Panda These are such good chickens I can’t get over the ostriches because they ARE AS BIG AS HER Chickens are the angels of
dieintherain: justasillyfilly: youshouldunfollowme: justasillyfilly: theelbowpatch: Just the little things. Beautiful they can also be formed into a chicken Omg Aren’t chickens cousins of T-rex?
badkidsjokes: What did the chicken say to the pilot? Can I have a ride to chicken island.
princeloki: tresanosmas: princeloki: surprisebitch: pancakes are made of eggs omfg yeah i gotta tell u something… laying boxes are often designed so the eggs roll out of sight because chickens can and will eat their own eggs ive got a chicken
kaijuno:Mom (a hater): Jess you are 22 can you please stop calling them chicken tendies Me with my chicken tendies:
Chaos of Fair Folk
Masters: Can someone please explain to me what House and Wilson are doing with those chickens ? Thirteen: They have a bet to see who can keep a chicken in the hospital the longest without getting busted by security. Masters: And why are they doing this ?
chicken-dick: can’t get over how cool this is
chicken-nuggets-galore: heidiblairmontag: rebekahlynnlove: fantasticallyweirdshit: Single serving Comunion jesus 2 go prepackaged and processed for your sins can someone please explain wtf this is to me
ultrafacts: Nuclear Bomb Chicken is an improve game.You can do this only once with a new group. Tell them they are all chickens in a henhouse, and a nuclear bomb is about to drop on the henhouse within 30 seconds, Ask the players to play the chickens
aquarian-sunchild: To the person who has recently earned a Silkie chicken (aka “fluffy chicken”) because of Tumblr: Did you know that with some food coloring or Easter egg dye, a sponge and a whole lot of patience, you can do this with your new chicken?
marvelmao: shuri: hey how much money do you have? peter: uh like 69 cents shuri: oh you know what that means! peter, sobbing: i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets tchalla and tony, watching peter and shuri: tchalla and tony: we’re billionaires
so I had a really bad day and I just asked my mom if I can fill out the census to cheer me up (she said yes)
okay so i havent been eating lately but tonight im stoned af and caved. lemme list tonights munchies i have consumed 2 cornbread muffins fried chicken wheat thins a wheat thin dipped in ranch chocolate chip waffles and a hotdog i have a problem
Can someone send me cute love notes or come and pet my head? I’m pouty and sad tonight and want affection/chicken wings
feministpezza: adulthoodisokay: my-patronus-is-a-winchester: candycanetardis: nicoleconner: The world’s countries can be arranged to form a giant chicken. oh my god The reason we’re here… Chicken So the chicken came first im deleting my
