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dragonsinmysky: I want one of those fancy bathrobes so I can feel like one of those real housewives of Orange County or somethin’. Another interruption because GOD DAMN this has to be the THICKEST Ekiza I have ever fucking seen. I dropped my gob

modbec: What’s done is done. YOU CAN NEVER MAKE ME CALM DOWN! ALRGLARGJALGRLGJRLAKARAROIGHAFBN'ARGIR'G(Someone has been on a UG drawing spree, it almost seems like you’ve drawn him more than me XD)

Man I can definitely say making this commission was an experience and I can’t believe its finally done! For magikarp-diem and this super wonderful headcanon for the snk pacific rim au Armin, Eren and Mikasa used to pilot a three-person Jaeger until

The Anti-Stress Pupper has just fwumped on you! Share this Anti-Stress Pupper and you will never ever ever ever have to overtime at work ever again and you can come home to your boo while he’s still awake and you’ll have plenty of time to do ~stuff~

she has no control over what happens next, she can only brace herself and experience

Reblog if your muse has a dark side

When your NSFW/porn blog has more followers than your regular blog that you actually tell people about.....

So I’m working on this show… which is why my life has been swallowed up. BBS #killinggame

I can feel the evil in her

This has been a very educational experience

So I guess one of the ways you can get the new messaging feature is if someone who already has it messages you? Like an infectious disease?What I’m trying to say is, please infect me(edit: WOW THAT WAS FAST; THANK Y’ALL VERY MUCH)

did-you-kno:Ambient-Mixer.com has a section dedicated to the background sounds of fictional worlds, so you can study to the sounds of the Gryffindor common room, read in Belle’s library, or browse the Internet while you’re being chased by a

THE DRAWING (LINE ART) OF THE FINAL COMIC PAGE HAS BEEN COMPLETED. COLORING WILL COMMENCE TOMORROW BECAUSE IT IS LATE AS FUCK RIGHT NOW.

nervousfeminist: Honestly barf @ all of these “anyone can be a lesbian :)” “if you like men but don’t want to date them you can still be a lesbian :)” posts all of the even more blatantly pro-political lesbian posts I’m seeing. This is

transgender-questions: Hello! I apologize for being a bit inactive. My mental health has taken a turn for the worse and I’m trying to relax so that I can get back on my feet. I’ll be fine, I just need take a small break. I hope that you all are having

NON-TOXIC Death strips, for kids.Usage and side effects, may cause death.Liquid paraffin is considered to have a limited usefulness as an occasional laxative, but is unsuitable for regular use as it can seep from the anus and cause irritation; it can

God doesn’t want to hear your confessions, your prayers should sound like “Iesus, what can I do to make your job easier, what exactly can I do to help you, please anything Lord, I am your servant.” and then clear your mind, try to

themodernmisandrist: Love is what you feel when you don’t think you can do any better. Love is when you can tell a retarded whore to shut the f*ck up… SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED WHORE!

heyblackrose: bellygangstaboo: Bruhhhhh Omg As you can clearly see it was a black deer, black deer are always jumping in front of police cars to get hit so they can sue the city.

eggplont: tyleroakley: theotherjosh: you can never unsee it SHIT OH MY GOD I can’t but focus on his huge schlong!

bukowskisux: i’ve fallen in love with momentsideassongsplacesdreamscharactersimaginary things,buti can’t seem to fall in love withyou Bukowskisux is a potty mouth useless trash whore who can’t even answer one simple f*cking question…

liberty-has-died: garedrothschild: moralesdiana: “What happened to make your day so good?” “Existing happened and it’s made my day great.” You are a joke and I can prove your whole life is a pathetic lie and you’ll prove me right

liberty-has-died: psych2go: liltoasterstrudel: Thanks for helping me become a better liar Lol The better you know how to lie the better you can spot liars. You need special glasses to see liars

don’t get me wrong, i love me some good selfcest. It just has to be interesting and make sense for the character. And there are definitely many ways to go about it.

I saw the name “Jessica Nigri” in my inbox… i guess it’s timethe day has come.

bastardfact:cungadero:were–ralph:were–ralph:it really isn’t a joke but like. if you want your indie game to do well you need to have at least one hot furry character in itits fine if they’re 8-bit we can work with that just put

indevan replied to your post: … oh god the ableism surrounding eren gives me shitty flashbacks to my ygo fandom days magnified tenfold This is going to be a mega rude post, but I am still really fucking pissed that the fic that has the most kudos

shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.

skarchomp: tempestpaige: the complete and utter distaste the defunctland youtube channel has for michael eisner gives me so much joy

kurose-riku: can we talk about tfatws basically confirming that bucky has a thing for sam’s waist/hips please

uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

policymic: Watch: ‘They Daily Show’ exposes birth control-penis pump double standard Although the birth control mandate has been hotly debated and contested for its burden on taxpayers, Medicare has spent 逈 million on penis pumps in the

laughtergalore: artemispanthar: All instances of Amethyst (+ Opal) summoning her whip thus far (I don’t think we’ve ever seen her dispel her weapon) Has anybody else noticed that the whip changes? Amethyst can choose which style she would like

eesh, people can be so judgmental these days

“Long-haired rocker gives pink woman a band T-shirt and is touched to find they actually wear it” is a phrase that can apply to at least two things Rebecca Sugar has worked on.

Life has been kicking me around quite a bit recently so I haven’t been able to be active around here as much as I’d like, but I can say I’m super excited for next week’s episodes and I will definitely be posting about them no matter what inconvenient

thesims4blogger: The Sims 4 Base Game Available FREE for a Limited Time Origin has one week only, offering The Sims 4 Base Game (Standard Edition) for FREE. The game will remain in your Origin library even after the promotion has ended. Click to redeem!

thewittyphantom: More Millennium Book info: -Since Takahashi felt like Yu-Gi-Oh has already ended inside him, he didn’t really know what to do when he heard about this new movie. A lot of time has passed since the original series, so he thought

owlmylove: bibliotheksbewohnerin: things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with DO OTHER PEOPLE NOT HAVE GARBAGE DISPOSALS

chasing-after-skirts: Tsk, no! I look at Riza! She’s a very nice woman. She has, um.. she has very nice….brown hair? “OHMYGOD REALLY HAVOC YOU’VE BEEN WORKING WITH HER FOR YEARS BUT ALL YOU DO IS STARE AT HER TITS.” I DO NOT STARE

hc that koujaku is actually super cranky when he has to wake up too early and sometimes, because noiz has an obscure sleeping schedule, noiz would be up to shower him in gross domestic lovey-dovey shit to make his day better. like he’d have a simple

thehalfrolatina: onlyblackgirl: 2kawaii4boys:piggyazalea: susiethemoderator: So, from he has explained to us via Twitter is that Iggy Azalea is not ignorant. She knows exactly what her race can, has, and will get her. She is very aware of her White

swamperting: “Hiromi has taken over Izumi as Head of the Nase family. But it hasn’t had much effect on his daily life.”

montypythonsflyingsurplus: anawkwardfruit: capsicle1916: baconllamatimelord: miss-doctorwho: partners-in-time: miss-doctorwho: If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of gif’s yet. Or italics. How can I express my feelings

glowering-smol: so I was rewatching su and I’m 90% sure Centipeetle was/is a Quartz warrior? I mean every Quartz we’ve seen has had the wild, white hair She (in her corrupted form) has gem armor similar to Jasper’s There’s a few frames during

thebootydiaries: doctorginnydiangelowinchester: thebootydiaries: huntress-out-of-control: thebootydiaries: redneckdevilpitbull: thebootydiaries: waterlilly549: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: me: saw weed 3 times has 7 gf has 9 abs listens

captioned-vines: basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship Single: “I can’t stand people always talking about they girl. I like low-key stuff.” In relationship: [shouting] “EVERYONE LOOK AT BAE! SHE’S SO CUTE! SHE HAS A

huffpostqueervoices: ‘Younger’ Star Nico Tortorella Opens Up About Being Sexually FluidThe actor has said has “the ability to fall in love with totally different types of people,” regardless of their gender. “I don’t focus on what you have

my day is not going well - the dad has kept texting me even asking for pictures of me while I continue to ignore, the two shifts I asked for off I got so I’m missing my thanksgiving dinner and halloween, my period just started, it has begun to SNOW

also ps my mom has already read homestuck, she’s up to date with everything, its just that spanish is her first language so she’s rereading it now in spanish so she can pick up details she probs missed or didnt get completely c: but yeah she

anothermatthew replied to your post: my dad has an unexplained anger toward…I guess he feels ignored when people use them. *shrugs*no i mean with strangers, no one in the house has any but he was telling me about how he was at McDs and he saw all

I love how SU has a lot of background characters who aren’t forgotten about, who also grow and develop as do the main characters. Who each has a different personality, a different struggle, and they’re explored and become so relatable. And this impresses

pidgeappreciation: Pidge has very important eyebrows.

I can’t wait for the gang to do a jail break next week because ‘aww boo-hoo they got their weapons taken away, they’re all defenseless now’Yang has a fucking GUN in her fucking ARMYang, in a jail cell with the others and after the guards leave:

rawrcharlierawr: SO HERE ARE LIKE THE VERY FEW PHOTOS THAT I TOOK AT PON3 CON First one has Whidedove’s lovely plushies, some guy that I dunno who it is, the top of Whitedove’s head, and a little bit of AJTexasranger. Second has a lady who did a

SO HERE ARE LIKE THE VERY FEW PHOTOS THAT I TOOK AT PON3 CON First one has Whidedove’s lovely plushies, some guy that I dunno who it is, the top of Whitedove’s head, and a little bit of AJTexasranger. Second has a lady who did a wonderful

hfsdlknf uhHH is tumblr still getting rid of bots or has my blog become too unfocused that multiple people feel like leaving every couple minutes…because either way i understand

theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post: TDL update: THE MONOCHROME BABY HAS AR…dash are you really ready to be a parentAPPARENTLY NOTi didnt realize you could edit the baby’s face so now this baby has black hair, blue eyes, and blonde eyebrows

in corrin and selena’s support convos corrin’s portrait is taller than selena’s so it can be suggested that corrin is taller than her, but then again… small corrin is still precious to think about QvQ

ehemthe anime i been yelling about is called Revue Starlight and its a cute and dramatic anime w/ an all-girl cast and it has cool fight scenes and they sing sometimes and also has that yuri bait hardcore. so ya

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