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Gorgeous photo. I would use it for the cover of one of my books if it was relevant to the story. My hat off to the photographer. Now, is their night just getting started, half way brake time, or morning recovery. :)Â
Our GIRTH training was going well. She could take the bottle now without a problem and in fact really enjoyed being “thoroughly occupied” as she called it. She laid there with it in her while I went off to look for the next step up.
prevent-precum: Follow @call_me_d_baby on Instagram and mention him. Beg this nigga to submit a video. And I’ll post it soon as possible.
badmanbadplace: Woman masturbating at her desk “It was a slow day at work, most people had taken off for the long holiday weekend early, even customers were not calling. It was just nice to grab my titties and massage my pussy to entertain myself.”
she-takes-the-stick: My boyfriend often has sex with his surfer buddies… they don’t think of it as gay at all, they tend to minimize its significance by calling it “just getting our rocks off…” It’s very weird… but soooo hot…! Our guys
Marking the last of that set, here are my legs, hehe. I was utterly naked after I took this off, so… use your imagination, I suppose. ;3 Next set on it’s way!
eroterica: nudeguy28: All the fucking time I say there’s always time for more jacking off! Wait, do people actually call it ‘jilling off’?
More fun would be to get her close to orgasm and then turn off the machine. Keep doing this all day. Then just before bed, turn it on the lowest setting and call it a night.
stuffimgoingtohellfor: blacksupervillain: leseanthomas: It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol. Source: http://io9.com/marvels-new-captain-america-will-be-black-1606409585 calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t
My friend Lance made a….what can we call it? A flexing selfie video. Haha. He set the camera down on his counter so you get a side angle of him while he shows off his muscles. He starts off in his shorts while he shows them off and then lowers
naughtyvixens: this was originally a much bigger drawing with karkat in thigh-highs and tz masturbating off to one side but i got sick of working on it and cropped it and called it a day, gomen ps this isn’t the picture that i was asking for karkat
this was originally a much bigger drawing with karkat in thigh-highs and tz masturbating off to one side but i got sick of working on it and cropped it and called it a day, gomen ps this isn’t the picture that i was asking for karkat pairings for
(Say that I am going to do a thing. Immediately not do the thing. Good Job!)First off, the release of the Ultimate Pump conversation demo is tantalizingly close and it will be a major relief when the date with Mandy is available for people to play it.
nintendo-europe:While on tour, Off the Hook seems to have scouted a few new members and reformed as an act calling itself “Damp Socks feat. Off the Hook”. Listen to their hot new single, “Candy-Coated Rocks”.
socialnetworkhell: The whole “I’m not like other girls” movement should really be called the “I don’t want men to treat me the way they treat other women” movement because that’s what it really is. Women know that a girl who wears makeup
Psa I don’t care how cute you think it is. No one, and I repeat, No One calls me pig for any reason. I don’t like it. It pisses me off. When it comes to my list of cute pet names for a feedee or gainer it’s not even on there. Please
the-party-pineapple: holyshitwhat: bonersniper: Reblog the lgbt spook to piss off a fascist YES I CAN CONFIRM THIS. WE CALL IT GAYSPER AND IT COMES WITH FRIENDS TOO. Tag your sexuality. I’m communist Russia.
segretecose:segretecose:segretecose:like sometimes you just have to toast yesterday’s bread put some sicilian tomatoes and a fuckton of mozzarella and oregano on it and call it a day sorry. sorry it’s pissing me the fuck off that people are assuming
lilfaux: lilfaux: lilfaux: tyrongtyger: lilfaux: Do candles feel pain Sweetie, it’s time to turn off the computer and go to bed. Jokes on you I’m on my cellular mobile I almost called it my washing machine What the fuck did I post last night
zanabism: being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you
defendpizza-eatpoppunk: american-hohoho-horror-story:cartel: hotboysofficial: the future is now are people that lazy to need this “honey what are you doing”“just jackin my fork off” I wouldn’t call it lazy. Just makes it
fun2bnaked: Whether you call it “table tennis” or “ping-pong”, it’s fun2bnaked for a friendly game – so set up table, get your clothes off and have fun!
dwarfbending: cornerof5thandvermouth: eichenschild: Can you please leave your social justice bullshit out of the Hobbit fandom? Or any fandom that is? Be pissed off with what’s happening in the real world but accept fiction as what it is: fiction.
pocketwatchpal: remember when people called steven universe an “adventure time rip-off” “Oh no, a new cartoon! It must be just like that other cartoon I’ve seen!”
mattrobot: Better Call Saul Season 3 Episode 6 “Off Brand” poster by Matt Talbot What’s that? A Saul Goodman sighting?! I love that it came with Kid Kubrick and the college film team in tow. Awesome.
momoouji: I can’t draw backgrounds, so this is probably as good as it’ll ever get. based it off a real place though. Its called the night owl and it’s a really small coffee shop, but ye finished Barista marik rukatofan mentioning you just so you
zanabism:being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you should
bigtitsnincest:A lot of guys our age would be turned off by my curves, but not you bro, you seem to love my “mom bod” as you call it. Well I’ll tell you a secret, I’m off the pill, so how about we make my “mom bod” official~
some-people-call-it-tragic: So, screw destiny right in the face. They want to fight a war? They can find their own planet. This one’s ours, and I say they get the hell off it. We take the fight to them and do it our way. All those angels,
pussy-and-pizzza: allyourtwistedthoughts: strawberitashawty:pussy-and-pizzza: Things we gotta stop in 2015, Stop dick shaming the nigga who was blowing ya back out in the bathroom a month ago because y'all broke up. Stop calling women hoes for
lucidnee: are you tired of niggas not giving you a nut? Don’t you want your nut when you need it? Call 1800-ITS-MY-NUT it’s your nut get it when you need it! “It’s my nut and I need it now!”
pocineurope: zanabism: being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
zanabism: gothlolilunatic: zanabism:being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t
squishingmytum: There’s nothing like showing off your tummy to someone who absolutely adores it. Like yes, give it squishes and rubs. Call it cute. It’s all yours.
iwannabejanelle: jaynelovesdick: first off i never call it a “blowjob”<sic>because it is not a job at allbut a gift from a man to a horny girlsecondly, it is far more pleasurable for a JayneTrained™ girl to receive the cock and she enjoys
behind-a-wall-of-illusion: sproutingflower: female actors getting pissed off at sexist interview questions is my new favourite thing tina and amy’s faces omg and cate blanchett calling out the cameraman on the full body pan loveee
protip, if you’re anxious about talking on the phone and NEED to make a phone call, I like to type out what I want to say in notepad or whatever and then just read it off during the phone call. makes things easier
fluffyomorashi:Pt.1 *has to pee but puts it off for no reason*… *mom calls while I’m squirming around, grabbing myself, trying not to pee yet*… *phones call ends-…slowly removes hand and looks down, tugging at warm wet pants*
mattsynowicz: I love it when people cut off my name, steal my art, color it poorly, and call it their own. Justice friends by ME. Not whoever decided to post this up a year ago and get nearly 10,000 reblogs/likes. In fact here’s my original:
aussietradie: Yep it really is what you call a pretty dress, pretty sure I want to rip it off and leave it crumbled on the floor while I ravage your perfect body. Yep definitely pretty.
As soon as Kristy’s bikini got wet, it became see-through.“You might as well take it off, Kristy!” Mr. Crude called out. “The only thing it’s going to do is cause you to have tan lines.”Kristy looked over her shoulder and shouted, “I’ll
I’m sorry but these kinda things PISS ME OFF! it’s called getting off ya arse & going. I’ve met them numerous times cos I’ve got off my arse to go and see them. I’m lucky enough to have 2 of em follow me & only cos
tomjaycrazy: leaahhtw: I’m sorry but these kinda things PISS ME OFF! it’s called getting off ya arse & going. I’ve met them numerous times cos I’ve got off my arse to go and see them. I’m lucky enough to have 2 of em follow me & only
londonboy45: He called this his “Thinker” pose. I called it jerk-off material.
kittydoom: “Sometimes I go for days without speaking to a soul. I think, “I should make that call”, but I put it off. Because there’s something pleasurable about not talking. But then I love talking, so it’s not that. But sometimes it can be
I FUCKING QUIT I got pissed the fuck off and threw my phone and now I can’t find it I tried calling it I tried texting it and I can’t fucking hear shit going to smoke a fucking cigarette and going to bed
anothergayshark: I know it’s irrational but reading Jason Rothenberg talking about how it was a decision that was necessary for the story and reading articles calling it an ‘explosive twist’ is really pissing me off.Like, they don’t get it.
fxturewars: School girl showing off toy for daddy After school I decided to my buy myself a new big toy, and I thought I’d show it off for you daddy. What me playfully masturbate with my new big toy in my school uniform, calling u daddy. x Manyvids
