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“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
“My code name is Antarctica because I have such an impressive ‘South Pole.’“
mycroft-queenofcake: icy-mischief: He says the same thing, but in such a different tone. From ferally excited reckless boy to wry, dutiful, calm king. cries because of character development
kingmycroft: God bless Gatiss for giving us Deducing brother games Sassy Mycroft I am smarter than you Mycroft Undercover Mycroft ‘I am not lonely Mycroft’ Operation Playing Mycroft Mycroft who wants to be saved from watching les mis with
mycroft-is-yourcroft: m3phi: did-you-kno: Source I just snorted tea out of my nose. Omg. I am crying.
mycroft-holmes-approves: saccharomyces-cerevisae: i shouldn’t be laughing so hard at this
mycroft-hotstud8:Men gay chat and free local gay dating sites
mycroft: an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
mycroftly: he’s coming. 01/01/14.
mycrofts: The scene with moriarty and sherlock in the rooftop killed me and now my ghost is blogging
mycroftly: let’s all just appreciate the fact that sherlock literally ripped open a burning bonfire double the size of him in order to save john if that doesn’t prove that sherlock loves john then i don’t know what will
mycroftly: [CRASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR] HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT DRUNK SHERLOCK AND JOHN
mycroftly: NON-SHERLOCK FANS WILL COME ONTO TUMBLR NOW AND BE LIKE
mycroftly: "red beard."
mycrofts-leggings: I broke down here.
mycroft-queenofcake: emissarydeatons: whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
Mycroft Holmes according to character tropes: season 3 Sherlock Holmes (x) John Watson (x) Mary Morstan (x) Johnlock (x)
mycroftly: IM FUCKIGN CYRUING
mycroft-holmes-approves: pond-with-ducks: theseriouspotato: oodmoodfood: drjacquesplante: picto-collage-o: david-tennants-ass: Eleven Days Of Eleven: → One Outfit If you drag the 3rd GIF at the right time you can see his diddly bop Yes you
mycroft-queenofcake: you go, clint
mycroft-holmes-treadmill: firehouselight: hahamagartconnect: YOU AND ME Folks enjoying Zhang Zhaohui’s interactive public art installation ‘You & Me’ set up in the famous 798 Art District in Beijing China. The body shaped metal frames are
mycroft-queenofcake: chubby-bunnies: teaplusbeardspluscake: cuntbarf: xthedeathofme: Am I the only one just learning this? Did you know that the correct way to insert a bobby pin in your hair is with the wavy side down? We all know the flat
mycroft-queenofcake: series-in-my-heart: a-weeping-angel-just: quantum-drinks: astridtheinvinciblespacewitch: That’s nice, Steven. actual antichrist steven Moffat now do you non bbc people know why we fear him
mycroft-queenofcake: queer-punk: when u find out that someone u thought was all innocent is actually kinky as fuck
mycroft-queenofcake: a pokemon theme song cover called “gotta kill them all” starting eren jaegar
mycroft-queenofcake: aminaabramovic: “Son, it’s time you took the reins of the family business” looks someone please draw virus and trip in these
mycroft-holmes-approves: pond-with-ducks: theseriouspotato: oodmoodfood: drjacquesplante: picto-collage-o: david-tennants-ass: Eleven Days Of Eleven: → One Outfit If you drag the 3rd GIF at the right time you can see his diddly bop yes you
mycroft-queenofcake: nrthlane: divertingdiversions: He is an artist, regardless of species. an elephant can paint better than me
mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post
mycroft-queenofcake: ihaveanarmy-wehaveatimelord: tomhiddles: #OMG I AM SO FUNNY #LET ME LAUGH AT MYSELF Sometimes I forget what a massive dork Tom Hiddleston actually is. THEN I REMEMBER LIKE SERIOUSLY IT LOOKS LIKE HE’D BEEN WAITIN TWO
mycroft: romney cares about 100% of americans. oh except for the gays. and the single parents. and the people on welfare. and the students. and hispanics. and women.
mycroftly: when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed
mycroft: how long do you have to know someone before it’s considered okay to tell them that they can’t be friends with anybody except you?
mycroft: if i cared about school half as much as i care about my OTP i’d have two fucking doctorates by now.
mycroft: So, I just have all these feelings laying around that I really don’t want anymore so I was like, ”I should have a tumblr giveaway!” The contest will run from now until whenever I decide it should end (don’t worry it’ll be soon! I want
mycroft: bbutterfield: #zachary quinto #a poem by chris pine
mycroft: so i tried out the green neon i got last week. then i got bored and put chevrons on top of it. oh! and the white is because in order make neons really bright you have to do a white basecoat. so. I have nothing but admiration for your badassery.
mycroft: spiderholic: TOLD
mycroft: i pledge allegiance to the butts of jeremy renner and chris evans
mycroft-queenofcake:
mycroft: behind every great man is me checkin out dat ass
mycroftly: the only vine that matters
mycroft: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
..:Inevitably Johnlocked:..