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Soooo that last post went to the totally wrong tumblr. Sorry. Have a mustache to make up for it. (If anyone is interested in my other tumblr, which is personal, and by personal I mean mostly a whole lot of fangirling and capslock and apparently baby
Don’t ask me if I’d let you sleep with your wife, ask her which one of us she she wants to fuck her. I guess it’s not you, and this means master bedroom bed for me and guest bedroom for you, tonight and forever.
subbyhillygirl: This is still a really hard thing for me to admit. As a feminist I’ve been taught to abhor traditional gender roles. I also realize this excludes a lot of different sexual and gender identities (which I mean nothing by). But in my heart
nubbsgalore: the long and winding road. and by winding, i mean literally the world’s most winding road. which is wisconsin highway 42. photos by anna lee nemchek cappaert, mark, neil stechschulte and dale swanson
The armadillo isn’t photoshopped in (at least not by me), so the image is quite a lucky find. The German word for armadillo, by the way, is “Gürteltier”, which literally means “belt animal”, and for someone obsessed with chastity belts, the
heckyeahbispearl: toonpunk: Bispearl Week Day Seven: Marriage It’s the last day!! So I decided to go all out for this one. Which means sparkles galore, apparently. This was fun! Majestic ;-; I usually don’t like seeing Bismuth in a dress, but
pwcsponson: I fixed Muffet’s arm, and by fix I mean I drew in her sixth arm which was missing entirely. It’s also now in color! Wow! Characters are 18
whitewingedalbatross: that favorite saying of so many republicans is “pull yourself up by your bootstraps,” which supposedly means you have to help yourself instead of asking for handouts if you want to move up from having nothing to being successful
mindfulwrath: mheetu: mheetu: tea drinkers: unlike you filthy disgusting creatures i only drink green chamomile peppermint raspberry lemon tea, which makes all my insides glow 10 times brighter and improve. i can feel my body get healthier by every
“When basic human needs are ignored, rejected, or invalidated by those in roles and positions to appropriately meet them; when the means by which these needs have been previously met are no longer available; and when prior abuse has already left one
setosuu: The Empress Arcana, Mitsuru Kirijo “The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed…”
filmaticbby: “Silence is not power. It’s not strength. Silence is the means by which the weak remain weak and the strong remain strong.” Disobedience (2017) dir. Sebastián Lelio
hibryar: I dig people who are into being nice to nice people I dig people who are into being nice to everyone unless they do something seriously wrong. By which I dont mean swear at you etc. This is minor shit. Nice is sexy.
to be brutally honest, most big name killers are rarely executed by the police on the spot. like the days of bounty hunters cops like to take big name crooks in alive because they have more notoriety, which generally means a bigger boost to their career,
candycoats: “Oh glorious zebra butt…Tell me your secrets~” Had to restart a few times because my COMPUTER IS OLD AND LAGGY AND 5 YEARS OLD AND I NEED A NEW ONE ;n; And by that I mean I had to restart my computer (Twice) which means I couldn’t
think-progress: Where The Presidential Candidates Stand On Equal PayTuesday is Equal Pay Day, the symbolic day by which women’s earnings catch up to what men earned in a single year last year, given that the gender wage gap means that women who work
savarend replied to your photo “Queer Punk Rock AU in which Jean is in a shitty garage band. Marco…” ~*romance*~ This entire AU is nothing but romance. And by romance I mean significant others begrudgingly going to shows, squabbles about living
now I’m at the episode of leverage in which elliot is a catcher for a minor league baseball team and let me tell you as a former softball catcher I am absolutely smitten.
sandersstudies:Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
mutuallyweird: derekpoindexters: weavemama: weavemama: summer is here which obviously means most public schools are out. unfortunately, summer isn’t the best time for students who depend on school lunches as their main source of food. by texting
kierensaysthis: Alright so here’s another crystal gem sketch (and by sketch I mean sketchy line art). I really wanted to draw one of the gems in a Greek Outfit…then I wanted to draw them in a Victorian outfit. I didn’t know which style to draw
recursorsprite: I really like how in “Frybo” Steven pretty much immediately tries to get the gem shard to Pearl after he finds it and figures out what it does. I mean, there are so many shows where the exact same premise would end up with the kid
illuminatizeitgeist: “Occultism is the ancient science which deals with the hidden forces of nature, the laws governing them, and the means by which such forces can be brought under the control of the enlightened human mind. An occultist is one who
zzzze: Daido Moriyama ‘Kyoku / Erotica’ photograph, 2007 | Other - Setagaya Vintage print, 1976 “For me, photography is not a means by which to create beautiful art, but a unique way of encountering genuine reality” ~ Daido Moriyama
cartoonpolitics: “It seems to me to be equally plain that no business which depends for existence on paying less than living wages to its workers has any right to continue in this country. By ‘business’ I mean the whole of commerce as well
cartoonpolitics: “America is only the ‘land of the free’ if by that you mean the country which locks up more of it’s own people than anywhere else on earth” .. (unattributed)
In which Mikasa gets the final laugh over Levi by dubbing Bruno Mars the “more talented chibi.” (Added to the original Superbowl AU post)
naughty-angel4you: “All too rare are the Masters for whom “training” means something more than giving orders and correcting compliance. A sadly small percentage of the Masters i know savors the often delicately balanced orchestrations by which
sweetlittlewallflower: “Reading is the sole means by which we slip, involuntarily, often helplessly, into another’s skin, another’s voice, another’s soul.” ― Joyce Carol Oates
zephyrbaron: One of several methods to control the means by which The Pet and UK Bitch earn permission to orgasm while bound!
thegreatbigfour: myfatebechanged: fuckyouspock: sashayed: foo-of-the-forest: “The character design of Flynn came from the process which was called the “hot man meeting” by Nathan Greno and Byron Howard, during which they set up a meeting
designed-for-life: Unusual and creative bed designed by OGE looks like a giant bird’s nest. A comfortable informal and sensual soft space. The wooden nest is filled with highly comfortable egg-shaped sitting poofs which allow ergonomic sitting positions
mrsfadedglory: ‘They come off as such normal, down to earth guys, which makes you like them even more’- Chris Meyer As Photographed by Lance Mercer 1992-1995
lobstmourne: wintercoffin: dynamicoceans: Swimming crabs are characterized by the flattening of the fifth pair of legs into broad paddles, which are used for swimming. This ability, together with their strong, sharp claws, allows many species to
room42: “You will realise, that this combination of red-ochre, of green gloomed over by grey, the black streaks surrounding the contours, produce something of the sensation of anguish called ‘rouge-noir’, from which certain of my companions in
sixpenceee: This is the egg of a horn shark. This shape enables a mother horn shark to wedge her eggs (which are usually laid two at a time) into crevices. This helps to prevent removal by most would-be predators.
eddie-vedder-is-god: davidabbruzzese: Day 15 – Favorite Mike photo again, a pretty random bunch of photos, but i feel like you could get a pretty good idea of who mike is just by looking at these, which is a hella badass face melting baby kitten.
sixpenceee: A follower suggested this to me! What you see above is called a stone baby. A lithopedion or stone baby, is a rare phenomenon which occurs most commonly when a fetus dies during pregnancy. It is too large to be reabsorbed by the body,
worldpaintings:The Prado Museum in Madrid launches an exhibition in which blind people can enjoy classical paintings by touching their texture and relief.We have never been given a chance to touch a painting in a museum, so this is definitely a unique
enochliew: Sparkle Tables by John FosterA series of ‘reversed pyramid cut glass crystals’ which split the natural light into hundreds of rainbow reflections.
noorannmatties: Selections from ‘Rituals’, by Noorann Matties Forced to examine ourselves in ways many normally avoid, Rituals as a project sought to capture the moment in which we our lives become devoid of distraction and we become intimately aware
cvnts: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN SPMEONE TELL ME WHO THESE ARE BY? I THOUGHT THEY WERE TOP SHOP BUT I CAN’T FIND THEM WHICH PROBABLY MEANS I’M NOT LOOKING PROPERLY BUT I’M GOING TO CRY IF I DON’T HAVE THESE, MEGAN, IF YOU READ THESE I’M
sohard69:I use to talk to u on kik . I was femtrans . My wife found my kik which didn’t go down well . Lost ally pictures and videos . Only one left of the wife. I know what you mean. Mine recently banished me from it. I was having too much fun without
victoriousvocabulary: PARONOMASIA [aka PUN][noun]1. word play; punning; a form of word play which suggests two or more meanings, by exploiting multiple meanings of words, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.2.
inlanguagewedontsay: In Russian we don’t say “You’re annoying”, instead we have “ты меня бесишь (ty men'a besish)”, which literally means “You’re turning me into a demon” and this is just too #relatable. Submitted by @karl-the-not-so-great
kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been
kyarypamyupamyusuperfan: The next version of the famous fighting game franchise “The King of Fighters” The King of Fighters XIV (which will be released later this year for Playstation 4) will have a character inspired by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu!
tessladapanda:“We are the cosmos made conscious and life is the means by which the universe understands itself.” -Brian Cox
terecita: i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened
gaynessandgeekery: The break was great. Back to the old grind…by which I mean being horny in my office.
brucee-waynee: A trial by combat is a means by which a party can prove their innocence when accused of a crime in the Seven Kingdoms. In lieu of a standard trial where a lord - or a council of them - hears testimony from the involved parties and makes
89words: “By erotic I mean the totality of sexual experience, its atmosphere, mood, sensual flavors, mystery, vibrations, the state of ecstasy into which it may plunge us, the full range of the senses and emotions which accompany, surround it, and
sailorleo: reunion falls- sock opera (part 5) (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4)can i just say that i freaking love writing candy and grenda? everyone should try it. by which i mean include them in more stuff. please. for my sake. this message brought
noodle-pop: I made a new videoThis is ‘The Most Amazing Legend of Zelda OoT Impressions ever!!!’By which i mean, they’re really silly and yeh…ok! Enjoy!!!!!!! I like this girl.
fahdes: You strike me as a kind person. I hope your world is kind. By which I mean, I’ve heard we see the world not as it is but as we are. A saint sees a world of saints, a killer sees only murderers and victims. — Neil Gaiman
mainlyusedforwalking: Time for a little explorin’ By which I mean things in butt.
notmusa: hello yes i do get this question often but my method has changed since last time i posted anything about it, by which i mean i don’t really have a method beyond “draw a shape for the body of the hand and then add stuff” sometimes it is
there’s a cat and there’s boobs, what more do you want from me, man? by which i mean this is the only picture i could get that leo would keep his face in frame for and not try to escape, that boy does not like boobies. leoooo! :D haha