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deepstrokeceezy: Chick from the mall So I’m at the mall spending money buying shit I don’t even need when I realized these girls was following me and my homie through the mall. I had on basketball shorts and I saw the girl in the clip out the corner
Me trying to tell scientists shit
okay these turned out kinda cute @w@ it’s the first time i ordered from this place so i wasn’t sure how they’d look but yeah they look pretty nice uuuuu these are charms for fanime; i did not buy many so i don’t know if i will
http://bit.ly/wKjO4J Don’t waste your time it is all a con tell you to fill out this and that buy shit you don’t need If your going give it out just give it away
arijandro: yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are
lol @ ppl who watch me with other ppls kids and go “awww ur so ready to be a mom!!” like um no thanks Karen I’m currently splitting my days into anxiety attacks, weed & buying shit I don’t need
sadhearts: me: feels sad for literally 5 minutes me: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships
Touya I took you on the most expensive date and you decide to fail it and your mood doesn’t get better….seriously…does it look like I have money to spend when I am trying to replace you by saving up money to buy Ren back. -_-“
my voice is good but i suck at guitar cuz i only pick it up to play last minute before gigs. i hope i have a band this year and can just sing, no guitar, for some songs. also, i’m gonna buy an electric guitar cuz electic guitars are sexy.
bleu-skylar: Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place
kittenfossils: medievaldendrophile: kerryrenaissance: darlingobscene: thebleupineapple: darlingobscene: ghostpunx: dead-butch: relatable-cashier: So yesterday a police officer in uniform checked out with me. He was buying draino and skittles.
margaret–borowski: duxwontobey: mae–borowski: Sweeter than silk, And smoother than honey, Elixir brewed long, Can’t buy eve wi money, What is that juice, That bubbly brew, That forgotten page whisper, And alchemist knew? I’ll tell you
hanasaku-shijin: Reblog and tag with that one Vine that will always make you lose your shit.
tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m
joshiiee69: When I get horny while buying shit you know I’ll be jacking off in the change rooms hahaha 💪😂😈💦. You know me I’ve gotta lick it up too 😋😘
just-getting-startedd: mangoestho:everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone. preach
cloesy: Today’s loot omg magic teller fish and sdfsdsd pokemon musical thing CRY WHY CANT I LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE I CAN BUY SHIT LIKE THIS AT STORES
sadhearts: me: feels sad for literally 5 minutesme: doesn’t go to school, calls into work, impulsively buys shit i don’t need, ruins all my relationships
afloweroutofstone:I wish there was a way to tell companies that I dislike an ad so much that I will actively avoid buying anything from them because of it
bunnybotbaby: fyeahlilbit2point0: falconrune: i would buy ever issue of iron man from now unto forever without hesitation if they made it more like archer by which i mean they made it the new comedy book and tony is archer and everyone else is lana
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
Well... Shit.
teasemewithyourcock: If someone buy me Roasted Garlic Alfredo Bucatini with Italian Meatballs from Olive Gardens, I will totally get on my knees and give you head.
kili-fili-and-frilly: stabdaddroog: gimel-vav-chet-shin: #Canadian winter THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT THAT IS CUTE AS HELL
Movies that fuck with my emotions ∟Fight Club (1999) God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re
nayx: *wears a trenchcoat* hey kid. wanna buy some pancake mix
fasterfood: *pulls out a ring* will u marry me? no? *sells ring and uses money to buy 500 mcnuggets* how about now? yes? Good choice
shippery: shippery: madoka gets a lot more entertaining if you replace “would you like to make a contract” with “yo wanna buy some crack”
jonesalicious: So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
hiddle-stoned: I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three
every time i want to buy shit on amazon
justcarbonbased: Him: My erect cock is thicker than this tv. Me: Yep. Him: That’s modern technology for ya. Yes, sometimes I even surprise myself with the shit that comes out my mouth.
legitimatecutie: have been extremely busy, hit me up if you want to buy shit or something
hhhhh i want bad dragon’s tentacle so bad holy shit
my sister and i bought shit from lush and one of the ladies gave us each a giant slice of soap?? is that sth they usually do????
joshiiee69:When I get horny while buying shit you know I’ll be jacking off in the change rooms hahaha 💪😂😈💦. You know me I’ve gotta lick it up too 😋😘
vmartinii: tannerlion: bi polar disorder Just saying, he also sells his drawings.. HIGHLY suggest buying shit from him! :)
bludclotartattack: kindadopish: niggawitdreadz: juilan: You can actually buy milk that has been gargled by wealthy, smart white girls. I went too far into the internet. Too far… http://www.whitepowermilk.com/ white people do way too much sometimes
titytwochainz: desireenahfret: ““It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.””— Violet
brandieblaze: The SNAP program works. The program has almost zero fraud. Conservatives believe the opposite despite no evidence. That is GOP politics. If anything, SNAP is too restrictive snd stingy. You should be able to buy basic toiletries.
pussy-and-pizzza: I guess I get to have my usual rant early. This goes to my fellas, if you buy the shiny car , the latest kicks , and big jewelry to suck women in YOUS A FUCKING LAME. It’s not foreign to me “women dress up for themselves” I understand
imlightskintho:thehalfrolatina: shauneezy: stxxz: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”. Black people probs all the time Alllll the fucking time It’s
sizvideos: Racism is realVideo I only buy cars with prices on the window and I bought a brand new house because of these very things. And I keep a radar detector in the car window to give me an early warning.
So Sandra Bland was telling her bail bondsman on the phone right before she died she was afraid for her life in jail? Yeah, at this point, if you buy the cops’ official story, you have the brain capacity of a comatose goldfish. Fucking hell. How
putitinmybutte: silensy: 2005-2014 Good lord, this is the most stark portrayal I’ve seen of this. “If they wanted to get out of poverty, they should just go to college instead of buying all those iphones!”
Ex-hedge funder buys rights to AIDS drug and raises price from ฝ.50 to 辎 per pill
therevtimes: No. 209 - “Light Guns And Ammo” The guys think they’ve finally come up with the solution to start the change in gun control the country needs. Fellow melanated folk–buy up as many guns as possible!
bosshood:theblacktroymcclure:himynameisrollin:treycomehere:fsvsthew:thegirlnamedapril:Why did he just snap like this. His vocals 😭😂ID BUY AN ALBUM BY STEVE😂😍❤️Omg its back! Yes!!!!!!! This my favorite episodeForever reblogLove this😂😂
karrmennn: jehovahhthickness: karrmennn: bumbarbie: jehovahhthickness: waitingformydarkhorse: jehovahhthickness: waitingformydarkhorse: jehovahhthickness: lagginbehind: jehovahhthickness: Can you still buy a house & a car even if you don’t
deansloverboy: snapchatting: a ฟ gift card to Louis Vuitton *buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
suprchnk: maria sharapova just announced she failed a drug test, which means the best PEDs money can buy couldn’t help her beat serena once in the last twelve years.
vomit-queen: dispone: squad goals. where can i buy a squad like this
Lessons I learned from buying my first car-
phalasophy: I am disgusted at how this picture just came in contact with my retinas 1. First you neglect to clean the tub for what seems like a least a month 2. Then you have the audacity to buy bubble soap, candles, wine etc. 3. Then some part
jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
cyntomniac: trying to be “tumblr” more like “this fucking shit doesn’t work, why the fuck did we buy shit like that” for half an hour - @blvckrholic, @gedankenwinter 💦
