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dadshaveallthefun: His dad promised him that it won’t happen again, he was drunk and it was a mistake. But then few weeks later his dad was again standing in his doorway with a glass full of whiskey and a hard-on building up in his pants. He eyes the
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/11/14/whiskey-kitten-loves-pizza/WhiskeyKitten has the most fabulous abdomen, firm and muscular, and she has smooth white white skin everywhere. She looks like she must eat like a fashion model, but she actually loves
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2015/02/22/pink-whiskey-kitten-deep-throat-blowjob/I swear today is not my birthday, but it seems like there is a positive trend of very pretty goth girls with pink hair demonstrating some crazy hot blowjob skills. WhiskeyKitt
thatsubiegirl: I drank hella whiskey lol. At least it’s 5 ya feel me. Yall lucky I posted this but it’s gunna get deleted lol
My roommate brought home a kitteh. Meet Whiskey aka Pop Tart aka Time War. For the record, I don’t like living with cats. I call him Time War because he’s fucking my home up, but eventually, I’ll come to terms with it.
Drinking a cold brew whiskey cocktail might seem like a delicious idea at the time but really it’ll just keep you up too late. It is delicious, though, fyi. Oh who am I kidding it was a brilliant fucking idea. #unrelatedselfiestories
Not a high score but my personal high and I won ฤ plus free Japanese whiskey from dumbasses who didn’t think I could be good at this
I didn’t go to Burning Man this year but my friends took me anyway! I had no idea until they got back that they made this doll of me & brought her everywhere with them on the playa! They gave me a tutu on Tuesday, a whiskey glass, & even
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ask-zipbang-and-boom: [I’m not Drunk Enough for This - Linical/Whiskey Heart] (( OOC So follower pic time~! yay! My birfday is tomorrow, so~! everyone is invited to my PARTY! showing off the new followers for everyone to see, but honestly, I am thankful
Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Honey package design A brand-new honey liqueur made with Jack Daniel’s whiskey. This product is targeted to people who like the Jack brand but are not whiskey drinkers. The design communicates a light, smooth flavor
Stills of me from a short film we shot recently. Yes, that is a banjo. No, I can’t play for shit, but I did find my way around Whiskey in the Jar and She’ll be Coming ‘round the Mountain. :P Photos by Sergej Gratchev.
iloveanaleverything: anakedglassofwine: I know this isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I like a bit of whiskey in my water now and again… I am down with that
alice-is-wet: pjd68: alice-is-wet: Okay…so I went to go get more whiskey and took a pic of my activities tonight for you guys. I’m practicing deep throating! I’m quite good already, but practice makes perfect, and it’s very theraputic for
purrr-maid: “Don’t spill my drink” @nefariouskinks From this picture you can clearly see it’s just water. But from my perspective I thought it was Daddy’s whiskey. My body tense in fear of spilling, of not being able to follow such a simple
Aforementioned whiskey. Just enough ice to ease the booziness but not enough to water it down. Smack your tongue to bring out sweetness. By the way, least sexy post I’ve made?
Ho Ho Fucking Ho guys! The Little Dude was not too into his outfit at first, but after the drinky dranks came out he was feeling it more. It got a little warm while decorating the tree so he lost the jacket. I think maybe there was too much whiskey around
groovygaysex:How do you know if you like anything if you don’t try it? Not only should you try it once, but commit to trying it multiple times. I hated whiskey the first time I drank it, but soon discovered just how delicious it truly can be!
LAPHROAIG!!! We got to try 3 cask strengths and keep one. I got to touch peat for the first time! I thought it would smell stronger on its own but you gotta burn it. Ate some whiskey cheese that was weird. Then I had a penicillin AT Laphraoig! And then
BOWMORE! Sadly they cancelled our tour so we only got a tasting but they gave me free Maltesers which I fucking love so I was fine. The whiskey I liked most they weren’t selling so I couldn’t get it. I got the No. 1 instead. (at Bowmore Distillery
Can’t go in but stopped to take a quick pic! Jameson was the first whiskey I tried and oh boy did it spark a deep love! (at Jameson Distillery Bow St.) https://www.instagram.com/p/B91IFR7grFZ/?igshid=1s0y917bzbymf
I’m so sleeeepy but since it the last day of tumblr I’m also trying to stay up till 12 lol..sooo currently in bed sipping whiskey just waiting for this “special” occasion, Rip blog of 10 years it’s been really fun…. 💛*sighs and raises
I’m already blunt by nature but I guess whiskey exaggerates it. :)
the-macra: when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
therobotmonster:Husband: Merry Christmas, my dear, I sold a lobe of my liver to buy you this 100,000 gallon seawater tank!Wife: But Husband! I sold my trained dolphins to buy you this collection of rare snakevenom-derived whiskey!
Exactly the necessities…but I would also add whiskey to the list. Bourbon please, scotch works too.
whiskeyandmisanthropy:Amen Ava, but no need to dirty a glass for me, I’ll drink my whiskey straight from the bottle.Just bury me with whatever’s left. Boom! lol
foodiebliss: Love Potion #9 Martini (Triple Berry Martini)Source: The Cookie Rookie Where the food lovers unite. Normally I am a whiskey girl. Bourbon to be precise. But if you made me this drink with strawberry hearts? You’re SOOO getting
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~Mark Twain
sumisa-lily: foodiebliss: Love Potion #9 Martini (Triple Berry Martini)Source: The Cookie Rookie Where the food lovers unite. Normally I am a whiskey girl. Bourbon to be precise. But if you made me this drink with strawberry hearts? You’re
baggytrousers27: thewhitejewel: baggytrousers27: physicalalex: everydaygun: no-mercy-in-this-dojo: revengeofthemudbutt: whiskey-weather: No. No. because physics respect but no fucking way i think i broke my collarbone watching this Definition
maxvista: whiskey-warrior: queenciityconfidential: maxvista: sonoanthony: Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level My girl ain’t never saved the human race My girl was never
asleepylioness: My Dear Lioness, I sat in the tub this weekend with a throat warm from whiskey, and I cried. I cried a terrible, ugly cry. I cried the kind of cry that rolls out of your body like waves leaving the ocean and crashing into a pier. But
underweartuesday: I didn’t have any photos with food to submit to you, but I can drink the shit out of whiskey. This bottle was from a surfer boy from Cali who liked to use toys on me. He was always really focused on pleasing me which was AWESOME!
jaiking: whiskey-and-c41: fem-me-fatale: highkey-melanin: thehijabstylist: I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady. this needs to be on everyone’s dash… Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor
She tasted like honey and whiskey, and like sin… The honey was sweet, of course… The whiskey calmed my soul… But the sin…my God, the sin. I became drunk on her sin.
thatsubiegirl: thatsubiegirl: I drank hella whiskey lol. At least it’s 5 ya feel me. Yall lucky I posted this but it’s gunna get deleted lol 💖💖💖💖
theonewiththevows:The Evolution of: David Tennant
I feel really whiny and bitchy but I just want my husband home and I want a hug to make this terrible day go away. I thought the whiskey would help but i was wrong. Just overall really low
Today I got into an argument with my dad then had a panic attack so I went to buy some alcohol, I almost stopped to get some cigarettes but I didn’t and I’m proud of myself. I still got whiskey but, pick your poison I guess.
countryandtown: “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ― Mark Twain Change whiskey to gin and you’re on
10threesevenone35: etherealmenace: whiskey-weather: little-sister-shotgun: whiskey-weather: I want to like this photo but can she get a pair of gloves that fit? Is it just me? It is almost impossible to find a pair of those gloves that will fit
whiskey1037135: whiskey-wolf: HERA Conversions for the HK USC, HK SL8, & Franchi SPASS their products are innovative but made pretty poorly. A lot of german goods aree cool looking on the outside but have cheap internals.. just the bare minimum
So i spent all my lunch money on whiskey. But the only thing that makes me feel good about it is that if my parents find a half gallon of whiskey in my room, there’s no way they could be mad. They probably just be like, damn, he’s a badass.
sunflower-fields-forever: I hear you callin’ summertime.Honey Whiskey LemonadeDunno if I’ll ever want to drink whiskey again but man, this is tempting me.
whiskey-weather: Not the hero we deserved, but the one that we needed.
whiskey-and-c41: fem-me-fatale: highkey-melanin: thehijabstylist: I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady. this needs to be on everyone’s dash… Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s
whiskey-and-cowgirl-boots: tomlinbooties:u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the
The whiskey’s suppose to drown the memories.I’ve gone from one to one too many. But the thing that really gets meIs how your memory drowns the whiskey…