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peachieskin: 1-fitness-junkie: Still the hottest post. I have reposted this many times. And I have done this technique a few times, all with the same result. But ya have to be gentle and us the very tip of your finger and be patient and slow Oh
I work four 12 hours shifts as a nurse and enough over time to make me feel like I work 24-7 but I have a new man in my life and I am determined to cut back and cut loose…he thinks me as a nurse is oh so sexy…so tonight I am surprising
silly-lily-misses-jacks-noir: dropitlikeitshussie: f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t: fuck the police if you know what i mean okay so i don’t usually add stories to reblogs but i HAVE TO in this case a couple years ago i was on a roadtrip with my family.
dysfunctionalqueer: PSA if you send me nice messages and i don’t respond there is a 100% chance i saw it and it made me super duper uber happy but i have no idea how to respond and i will let it sit in my inbox for days or weeks and smile when i see
hotlegmeme: It’s time to eat peach cobbler… I HAVE NO REGRETS WITH THIS UNDERSWAP SHIT FIGHT ME.
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
blooniverse: crystalgem-confessions: It was so unnecessary for Lapis to fuse with Jasper. If Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis, and Steven teamed up on jasper, they could have easily bubbled her :\ then Lapis could have been a part of the CGs or something.
rhaellavtargaryen: You are nothing. But not to me. - Sad boy trying to be romantic (aka Kylo Ren who is really Ben Solo) Romantic poetry by Kylo Ren“Lightsabers are red, lightsabers are blue, you are a peasant but I like you.”
so i don’t have a phone right now, because it just won’t turn on! can’t really afford a new one from my phone company,,, check out my cash.me account to donate ;)
I’m sore all over and I have to go to work but I don’t wanna
joenjeongguk: bias: my ideal type is someone who [says all the qualities i don’t have] me:
imthequeenofslums: - Never betray me.- Never.
darkestelemental616: heyhosers: vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?
oncomingprettyboy: The Doctor slowly turned on his heels to face Rose. Confused. Rose shouldn’t be alive. As much as it kills him to think, but she shouldn’t. She should be dead and buried 50 or so years ago! She hadn’t aged, not
zoruargh:Okay okay okay I might be grasping at straws here but I have a theory. I have a theory and it involves Hide and how in the hell that weird-ass ending to √A could possibly be different than what it initially appears to be I know I just made
hvit-ravn: fili king under the mountain and prince kili (if battle of five armies would end in different way, of course. i’m so sorry mr.tolkien, but i have my own end of this story, because your hurt too much)
rustedknees: the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts
fandomlife-confessions: I love Supernatural, but I have a few things I wanna get off my chest. 1) Season 5 would have been a great cut-off point. Everything was tied up, most of the mysteries were solved, everyone lived, Dean was happy. 2) I didn’t
coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
reduviid: I tried to continue the palette meme but I struggled for hours before changing all the colors haha!!! I have a lot of shitty fanart that I make sure don’t see the light of day but I have found my Attractive Husband and his name is Gyro (it’s
http://amzn.com/w/10S5RN7ELTOPV if u get me smth ill draw you smth but u have to pm me…
You know why I love Community? Because they can do an episode plot that on most other shows that try it have me frothing at the mouth in anger but avoid all the issues I usually have and actually make it good!
I don’t get when cartoons have bird characters fall off a cliff without anything restricting their ability to fly but they don’t even try to fly and just smash into the ground
kasukasukasumisty: People who consider Steven annoying for making mistakes and not knowing everything does not understand the type of storytelling that SU presents and yeah, they don’t have to, but that makes me sad. I don’t even get what that
I need to get something like a spinner ring or fidget toy (like a necklace or something attached to my wrist). I’ve always kind of wanted one, because I fidget a lot so the idea of having something expressly for that is appealing, but lately its seeming
gentlemangeek:jessaerys:jessaerys:watching breaking bad and meeting saul for the first time having experienced better call saul through my mutuals’ insanity is truly truly indescribable they really were like remember that funny little cartoon lawyer
bpdcasual: when you feel so much younger than you are because you have spent your entire adolescence trying not to kill yourself instead of growing upand now you are still alive but you don’t know how to take care of yourself and no one understands
myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because
sheisstrangerthanfiction: goddessofidiocy: “ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!” i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but Um. Excuse me?
tookingabout: holmesianpose: tastefullyoffensive: by Jim Benton OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.
welladjustedqueerkids: nekoama: I was going to make an informative comic but instead I made it silly. Close tho
hotbitchesanddragons: hotbitchesanddragons: I am having a not great night and since I was already going to McDonald’s for a mcflurry I also got fries and cookiesI can’t wait to be super sick tomorrow when I have jury duty Anyway got sick before
#I hate you mika #your tags are ruining me #but to have levi as the photographer #oh so many possibilities #levi would be stunned by her beauty #she’s so calm and focused #definitely a pro #and that wedding scene #gave me an idea #what
julystorms: deal-yeah: this is from shingeki no kyojin special episode. MY BABIES ARE KISSING HOLD ME PLS Okay but let’s talk about the horse. Never mind…this is fake =__=
so the in-home therapist was really a orientation lady with papers signing me up for a Real therapist because someone (my case worker) made me do a referral so by the next month i’ll be getting one nearby. But I have to give her a summery of my
yixingsosweet: EXO’s releasing an album!But we have two versions for each member and you have to buy all of them in order to complete the logo.
I’m single I’m an excellent cook I have some emotional hang ups but hey, call me.
basically-bri: I want someone. I want someone to think about me when they close their eyes at night and think of me when they wake in the morning. Someone who will play with my hair and hold my hand. Someone who appreciates my best, but can handle me
Someone talk to me because I’m bored and drunk and don’t wanna think about stupid things and my bra/underwear set is super cute but I have no one to appreciate it and my phone is broken and I don’t have a puppy and do I need even more
kaijuno:kaijuno:kaijuno:So I drive this old Ford Fiesta which by today’s standards is nothing but top tier garbage. I mean like. I literally have MOTORCYCLES with bigger engines than the Ford. It’s literally a 1.6L. But I have always been
empyrien: alizabug: I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY
Me: Eeeeeh.. I don’t wanna ask for food but I’m super hungry.. Xavier: Aw what? You don’t have to worry about that, you’re home Me:
priestessamy: linoondles: harpyholidays: harpyholidays: i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said
Telling irl friends about my pete white obsession but they still love and accept me… insane
ahh 45. We’ve played this game before, you and I. It’ll be a week and then you will have seen too many boobs, too many braids, laughed once too often. Just a week, we have together. Let’s make it everything Disney promised us.
i have to poop, but i have to leave for work. :( getting paid to poop is awesome though.
petitedeath: zourrymuffin: for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without
i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
“So you’d never have a one night stand?” “Do you think your religion played a part in deciding it?” “So what you’re saying is you’re neither a boy or a girl?” “But you have to know that feeling when you see a really cute guy and just
hinoneko:I don’t mean to get all “90s kid” on everyone, but it just occurred to me that there are now a sizable number of people on the internet who don’t remember what it was like when Pokemon was everywhere. Like, obviously Pokemon is still
People who have never had periods have no idea how much disgusting stuff we hide that happens to those of us who do have them. No idea whatsoever. We spare you so much.
daddyjamesdesires: Oh this is sexy and all, but I have encountered nasty carpet burns from doing just this thing. Just add that to the list of “sexual injuries” that have occurred over the years.
hellmonstercock::how can i have both a praise kink and a degradation kink???call me a slut, but like, call me your good slut
drawbauchery:i. i finished season 1 of tangled last night so i’ve been looking at fanart and old theories all day and you weren’t lyingit seems i have inadvertently chosen the fandom favorite. i will have to fight for my right to have him on weekends
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