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mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
snowflakejones:th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
notahoe: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo
your-raifu-is-shit: throh: ollivander: flowergirlrobichiko: the only acceptable reason #I was gonna be like nooooo but then I was like yoooo TITTY 2 BOMB Bra size: C4
jlavisant: I was supposed to draw Prompto for Inktober yesterday but then life was like “nah bitch” but he’s done now!
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten Imagine asking the most quiet girl
the-luminiferous-ether: lupinswilly: oodlyenough: Hearts* At first I was like But then I was like Dont mind me. I’ll just be over here. Violently sobbing.
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
bellarmyblake: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
nicholasohdamn: at first i was like but then i was like holy shit I’M VEGAN AND MY FAVORITE FOOD IS BACON This has to be a troll. If so,i salute you.
theambiguoushero: At first I was like nooooooooo But then I was like yoooooooooo
cyberho: I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol
adorkablefandoms: aquastackers: Am I the only one that thinks they look like they’re from Naruto? ^^ LMAO! Totally. I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THAT WAS SHIKAMARU WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS but then I was like, “why does he have a gun?”
so who was in the fandom when [S] Roxy : Sleepwalk happened and we squealed about Nepeta and Karkat together in the distance but then a few minutes later Hussie edited the flash and made them dead
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and
When I first saw you I was like Mashallah, but then I was like inshallah.
Round Up Your Mates At first I was like But then I was like
justlearningasigo:At first I was like yeah let’s be classy since today is the invited dress rehearsal for “The Drowsy Chaperone” but then I was like nah booty selfie.