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If anyone sees or is an acquaintance of Busty Dusty, please tell her I’d love to interview her. She won’t have to wear this but that would be awesome. Thanks! - Big90s
Slim-hipped Russian cutie that was popular about 4 years ago with a cock and balls manip’ed to her crotch. I think her stage name was Natasha, Naughty Natasha, but that would be impossible to find now, the name is so common.
alice-in-the-looking-glass: I’d blow you alright!! But that would be just the beginning!!! Hell yes I’d suck that!
xjessicles: I just love Taco Bell. I want to hug all the Taco Bells but that would be crazy.
i forget if anyone asked for noir sherlock but here is some fucking illegible noir sherlock just needed a break from buttons and envelopes and spreadsheets and pixels omgggg
hellojanine: seslava: naughtybaby: followmylead: (via oxdinasawrawrxo, tyronpokemonmaster) thats in japan ! omg :O oh hell no, I already got goosebumps. but that would be pretty awesome dawesome to ride. woah is this real?
sarazucker: i could say that just looking at this image of daniel palillo’s entire fall 2011 collection is good enough, but that would be a lie. tiffany of the six six sick girls posted about his latest line and i immediately fell in love with the
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
I’d put you in a cell for that, but it would be in vein.
is there a word for sissy play but with someone who isn’t male, a non femme female or butch lesbian even?
the-small-penis-hangout:I surely wouldn’t kid about something as serious as having a small dick. I wish I could tell you I had a monster cock, but that would be lying big time.
dannigeesworld: As promised… my ass. I was half tempted to post a picture of a donkey but that would be mean. :P Enjoy. That’s all for today.
pastarrie: gastrictank: i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him what a good post everybody! i love this drawing! good thing that’s all there is 2 this post and nobody had to add anything punching him in the face and
to-many-cupcakes: The dream: I want to record myself feeding someone But I’d probably ruin it by giggling so much. But that would be really cute c:
tymorrowland:i would be so much cuter if i didn’t have to work tbh
g1rlnextd00r: Sunday is Jammies Day! Who’s still in their Jam-Jams? Raising her hand,The Girl Next Door Holy hell, I love these. Thus far, no one has sent me a picture of them in full zip up pajamas, but that would be amazing. If anyone is looking
askgothichunter said: This looks like Benedict is Lestate while Tom is Louis. I don’t know why, but that would be an interesting remake. NO NO BEN IS LOUIS HIDS IS LESTAT B/C HE IS THE SMARMY DEVILISH HUSBAND BIG BROTHER WHO IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER BUT
biggestboobguns: bustybaddies: Waking up to this every Morning She’s gotta be careful not to smother whoever she’s sleeping with, but that would be amazing.
x-glory-fades-x:I’d like to say that I’ve actually gotten dressed today, but that would be a lie 💅🏻
What type of monster-girl do you think I would be?
thowra replied to your post “yesterday was my regional mentorship program! I was surrounded by…” I’d like to say I wish you were one of my teachers but that would be a little weird. Glad the program went pretty well :o I still appreciate
anaquariusfox:Steve: “I told you trying new things can be exciting!”Eddie: “I thought you meant in the bedroom, Stevie 😏 but this looks rad too” Eddie letting Steve play w his hair hehehehe
charmlessfish: clubjade: absynthe–minded: dyingsighs: pepoluan:More a weapon than a living organism. *wails into the void* It’s worth pointing out that Palpatine intentionally designed a suit that would be uncomfortable and restrictive in order
bywayofpain: jtl4: bywayofpain: Ow ow fuck no ow. Okay maybe but still ow. Ew no. How even maybe?! I’ve given birth, you think a hand scares me?But that would be something extremely rare and special for a dude I REALLY fucking trusted with my body.
klaskysucks: the-world-of-steven-universe: Is this a fusion?!… OMG! Thanks to my friend Elias for finding this :D Looks more like a random Steven and Lion doodle rather than an actual fusion. But what if Lion was capable of fusing? That would be
princesssilverglow replied to your post: someteenslounge said:Greetings, A… Ooh! Could you do a close up of the projection please? That would be amazing!
*makes the weapon a polearm even though that would be awkward as hell to pull out of your body*
faiyx:saw but it’s a pixel horror RPG
xanakoap: A quickie before bed. Was going to draw a titfuck, but that would be similar to the referenced pic.
butts-isnt-an-emotion-asshat: soulreadermaka: scentless2starflower: camiwan: OMG OMG OMG instead of classes… FANDOMS!! I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. “where everyone is happy” that’s really funny
spikeyhairedfreak: I’d say I’m sorry but that would be a lie
iwantthecas: murderous-moose: I would say i tried to resist but that would be a lie. Cloudy with a chance of ohshitgallifrey!!!!
hanayohime: shinizu:Free! DUB - Episode One: Best WORST Momentsaka why i’m laughing my ass off. i was very tempted to include every time they said REEN instead of rin or sahm EHHH zuka but. that would be too much. even for me.
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: I sent an email but haven’t heard anything back. Sending an e-mail doesn’t work… You either call and make demands - but that would be hard for you, right? -, or you just show up there on a mission. Yeah, I can’t
ophelianarcissa: Okay guys, desperate times eh, I need that cash dolla For more pics of me getting my topless sunbathe on in this glorious British sunshine you can paypal me £5 for 3 topless photos or £10 for 7,Inbox me for another 1 pic sneak preview
The more I think about leaving, the more destructive the thoughts are.The more I think about having no end goal, the more I wonder why I’m even bothering. I feel like I’m just going to be stuck here, forever looking out of this tiny, stifling
what if the anime got popular enough to have ovas omg that would be so hella.
theprettynosferatu:Good evening.I’d say it’s a surprise to see you here, but that would be a lie. We both know you can’t help yourself, can you? That’s okay. I won’t judge you. I promise.Have you been edging like a good girl?
chokesngags: !!!!!!!!!!!But that would be communicating tho. God forbid…….
George Ace seems like one of those people that would have a small yappy dog...
rjestudio: shslpoopoo: i would throw sodium chloride at you but that would be a salt.
So I got some free headshots done at work late week and I realize that this mustache makes me look like someone that would be on a “if you see this man, report him” poster.
wanttoneed: teasebyhand: Oooof Once he was near the point of breaking she liked to keep him there. Just a little more cruelty and he’d be begging to cum, but that would be an outlet for the tension and she wanted to build it up some more instead.
loganhasseenthelight: backdolphintaco: I would love to see a Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith and David Tennant in it but that would be a pair-a-docs. this is literally the best doctor who joke i’ve ever seen
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anonymouscomrade:random stuff neuralblender spat out that i liked, since that’s a big thing now:
iamkaibell: www.kaibellcollection.com I would say they’re selling fast but that would be an understatement! They’re Flying out the door. Both shirts are available for purchase starting today. Get them while they’re available!! Size shown:
hbunot: I would punch you but that would be animal cruelty.
supernova2395: I am from the UK and I was going to say that I am lucky enough to live in a country that has strict gun laws, but that would be a lie. It is not down to luck. Almost 22 years ago on the 13th March 1996 a man killed 16 children, a teacher
vis-ion: sexcise: withflowersinyourhaiir: stop omfg Holy shit fuck. I would call you perfect but that would be an understatement.
imchuckbass-xoxo: MAKE ME CHOOSEAnon asked - Best wardrobe, Jenny Humphrey or Blair Waldorf?There’s literally so many more outfits of Blair’s that I love, but that would be a very very long post.
Things that always freak me out when I think about: people trying to take Marinette’s miraculous like oh my fucking god they’re trying to rip her goddamn earrings out can you IMAGINE how PAINFUL that would be???
sylvanedadeer: Toby, my favourite char from Load Off I would say sorry for all the LO characters, but that would be a lie <3 More load-off fan-art.
thinking about making another little gif with fshep and liara but doing what? ahaha so if anyone wants to make a suggestion that would be helpful yes ;u;
not that i actually care for cardin orjaune as a character, but i would be amused if he just suddenly came back and was a decent person lmao
tbh my boyfriend is lucky that all the other men I’d leave him for are fictional