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liesintheskye: iamboogers: Hold the fuck on. Is that a SEX TOY that is also a USABLE BIKE SEAT??? WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE? not that I have the money, but holy shit that would be amazing that would be my collection one day, in red instead

bbwcum: I’ll let you sit on my face now, but it’s my turn for some cock after you’re done… :-) Maaan i will fuck her brains out….all that shit is beauty right there. Wish that was my dick :)

citadelcadet: sir2u-boy: marriedjock8: Fuck that hurts, why the fuck did I agree to this—->Ok it’s not so bad but I don’t get what all the fuss is about—->wow that’s actually pretty good—->omg that is some good shit—->God-fucking-dammit,

I love watching RWBY reaction videos because seeing people get excited and hyped over the fighting choreography is a real treat but every time we get towards the end of volume 3, theres a BUNCH of people who are like ‘Ah this is getting intense! I

You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might

sswincestiel: dave-sprite: johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking

chocolatecoffeething: nyarlathotwink: it’s crazy that im alive to witness major effects of climate change. like it always seemed super vague and it was always ‘the polar bears won’t have anywhere to live’ but this shit is going to fuck everything

But like ugh the problem with being a girl that likes really filthy depraved kinky shit is that its so hard to find other girls like you since - as women - we’re so fucking hard coded by society to believe we shouldn’t like such things.

Ohhhhh fuck how did braintrash know I was on that whiskey and crying freeman. Yo this shit is crazy yo. But yo, you see that tattoo a lot cause bro is forever fucking something. Shits weird as fuck.

immaplatypus: viva-la-fat: i wanna punch my computer why all these things with dreamworks better than Disney/Pixar????? Don’t even with me, when you try to tell me that shit i point to DW’s latest fuck up Turbo and Pixar’s only miss Cars 2

catbountry: didney-worl-no-uta: tehjai: didney-worl-no-uta: Click and read this article AFTER you’ve watched the video I don’t mean to be That Guy but Landover Baptist is a satire site. STILL FUCKING HILARIOUS THOUGH I figure it’s about

That feeling when all you want is to be tied up and choked and bitten and fucked hard, but it is too damn hot for that shit!

savarend replied to your post: Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a… no u arent. this shit is really hard and theres no shame in getting people to help you. i mean when u break ur leg u have to go to pt and im sure ur so would

Soooooo I’m sick. And the Laura Jane Grace show is tonight. Come on, life, I’ve dealt with enough shit this week, don’t you fucking dare take this away from me.

brutalfaerie replied to your post “unpopular makeup opinion: i don’t caaare about neutrals or the urban…” I like the pictures of them because shiny. they are pretty in that sense, for sure. but like. sephora is having release parties

cadesama: “Alexander Hamilton” - Ron Chernow, 2004 Quick reminder that Hamilton is the violet eyed Mary Sue Founding Father of your dreams.

He’s a mistake that you’ll never regret.

natural–blues: congalineofdurin: everybody-calmdown: congalineofdurin: had to shut a bitch down today And that’s how public shootings and school shootings and shit like that happen. I’m not saying that this dude is not creepy as fuck, but

ponett: almost-canon: oh my god when i look at this the first thing that comes to mind is that part in star wars where luke cuts open the thing and sleeps inside of it to stay warm. but with a furby

johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

stalkerbestfriend: legendary-otaku: ohyeahronhermione: THIS IS OCEAN CITY MD ITS ACTUALLY IN THE FUCKING OCEAN Holy shit. This ironic and a bit funny but it shouldn’t be funny because people could still be inside those houses??? Woah look at that.

pussnboots1031:I absolutely love watching my hubby in action with another bitch…. That shit is a fucking turn on…. But keep in mind, you have to be open minded or jealous sets in…. As long as you don’t let jealousy knock at the door, then let

beastlyart: j-witless: night swimming is good for your health Oh shit. I don’t watch this anime but that lighting and smooth coloring is fucking majestic. The clumping on the hair? Ughn.

i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t

fuCK BABY KISUMI IS SO CUTE LET ME HUG HIM.

i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.

okay but if it’s rainmaker and the other team’s distance left is fucking 4, especially if the shield’s already broken, fucking jack that shit and jump off the nearest ledge??? get that shit outta there??? what’re u doing team????????? fucking

grubsnuggle: tootiredkanella: gainbijou: I have no idea who the guy is that made this video but I immediately respect him I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT WHEN THE DARK SOULS MUSIC POPPED Its time to bring back the greatest video I’ve ever seen

thebaise: Sad but true How the fuck is this true? I’m black, my sister black, my kids black, my best friend black, my wife black, my cousins black, my neighbor’s black, got a gang of black friends and that picture don’t represent

Shout out to all my girls pretty enough to be called pretty, but oddly never pursued. I fucks with y'all.

mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth Because them shits think they know everything, like they the only ones that know how to punch thru gums and every other tooth type is wrong so instead of punching thru facing down,

johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

corneille-moisie: johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

tsukis: “The true measure of a shinobi is not how he lives but how he dies. It’s not what they do in life, but what they did before dying that proves their worth.”for Becky

bluebangz: This fucked up his career as a pro wrestler. He was good too. This is a hot vid though but that shit sucks.

demstory:taylor-svift:Everyone is praising Sam Smith for thisBut of course, when Taylor said something like that 2 years ago shit went down. Love the sexism!MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY Okay but Taylor is a straight woman? Sam Smith is gay (or Atleast queer)

dave-sprite: johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

eggman-land: a lot of people don’t understand the power of pickles/picklejuice/vinegar but god fucking dAMN IT LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!not only is picklejuice a more flavorful easy to swallow version of vinegar but that shit

Fuck you tumblr, your trying to convince me the world is flat now? I’d try to be funny but I’m just mad. I’d rather see a billion of your ads that are essentially shit posts but spreading honest to god misinformation is not a good look.

nyarlathotwink: it’s crazy that im alive to witness major effects of climate change. like it always seemed super vague and it was always ‘the polar bears won’t have anywhere to live’ but this shit is going to fuck everything up bigtime.

miyomo: when u make a nice character design that’s really complex but u shit it out of ur mind somehow when u have to draw it again and consistency is hard

johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

kristensource: March 14 | Kristen Stewart & Soko Out In Paris ♥ So loving this! So fucking cute together!But jesus, tabloids, can you just knock it off with the “Kstew dating Soko to get back at Robert” BS? That shit is OVER already!

pinupp: antonbomb: satireforhiree: FOREVER REBLOG. Shit is tooo funny. This is so fucked up, lol I laughed so fucking hard..but srsly if this happened to me i would catch that fool..That’s fucked up. “/ i’m dying in laughter too, but really

chickenstab: fuuckh8: i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat thI S IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE

mttyshealy: LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK fuck shit dick no hell sex damn

Sooooooooooo my aunt is crazy awesome. My Dad brought mantu home a few weeks ago and I was like fuck yeah tasty food! Except it had meat in it and I just wanted to die because that shit is so good, but vegetarian uuuuuuuuughhh. So my Dad calls and

JAJAJAJAJAJ THIS SHIT IS TRUE

gudchocolate21: sinisbliss: Throw that shit tf fuck back just like that!!! 😍😍😍😍 I don’t noally post these types but I must say this is my favorite position 😉😌

pizzha: thestam: hi omfg this is going to sound so fucking corny but i honestly i dont give 3 shits but this guy is honestly so fucking attractive like not only is his face fucking gorgeous but he seems so calm and relaxed idk i just really like that

shit-this-nigga-is-fucking-me: Choke the filthy slut. Nothing but a horny dumb fucktoy. That’s what my Master called me.

shit-this-nigga-is-fucking-me: Choke the filthy slut. Nothing but a horny dumb fucktoy. That’s what my Master called me.

dave-sprite: johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

0lightsource: asap-rock-lee: when you eat her out while she pees Fuck is good with you, thought that shit was relatable??? Why you trying to take the piss outta this post?

usedchild:shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

lelianas: DA30 Day 10: Favorite Party Banter Merrill: I miss it sometimes, things being certain.Anders: Some things are certain. Merrill: Not anymore. Because I hate when people imply that Merrill is a stupid naive moeblob, but I don’t have to write

sapphicsupergirl: sorry but writers are no longer allowed to use the “jerk with a heart of gold” trope on men. women? fuck yeah i’ll eat that shit up. men who are douches most of the time but soften around like baby animals or whatever are OUT,

dave-sprite: johndothewindything: why is viagra covered by health insurance but tampons and pads arent that shit is expensive and costs accumulate quickly and its unfair when people with vaginas dont actively choose to have their fucking periods

I binge watched all of black mirrorI’m sad but happy because I fucking love black mirror

Okay, but at what point does my suffering as a direct result of all the shit I experience here on Tumblr become not worth it anymore? Sure, this blog may benefit x amount of people’s lives, but at what point does my hurt from what I experience here

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