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i guess this like “tsunami” and “homicide” ? tsunamicide? not sure what that’s about, but there’s boobs, so it still works, lol
spankaway: daddysdenofdesire: spankaway: daddysdenofdesire: spankaway: shatrid11b: Remove the markers so I can put my cock in I’m sorry but I keep trying to make a Pocahontas parody in my head. “Paint with all the colours.( of your ass)”
azzandra:bidyke:alex-fulcrum: shadowfire125: i’m having an existential crisis I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty
corvid-quill: braeburned: so sometimes I feel weird about drawing porn for money but then i walk into my mom’s bakery and see her making penis cupcakes for a bachelorette party i think making dicks runs in the family Can we take a moment and appreciate
so the anon who said “corrupt gems with phones”? weeeelllll.basically steven wanted a snack but he remembered the chips were bubbled and since he was thinking of bubbling he bubbled his own phone and centipeetle got a hold of it(Submitted by shitpost-is
So. I learned today , from a funny video sent by my friend, that it was Stray Kids and not Straight Kids.I have known that friend for two years now and I was just vibing, letting her talk about kpop because that’s the kind of friend I am, while
An In-Joke about a kingdom hearts 2 gummi ship who has negative speed so it is slow as a turtle but has so many guns that it can murder things without moving anyway XD
Funny thing talking to my co-workers, one of them brings the new movies (animated) he found and showed to us, and i saw the “Golden Arc” ovas, and we start talking how bad the cg was and all that, but that’s not point, the point was that after
dew-gong-gong: babylonian: this is so fucking stupid but i’m so susceptible to it every time. the camera work is impeccable I didnt know what to expect and I am still don’t know. Regretting his bukkake experience perhaps?
So finally watching voltron (didn’t think it would be my thing but so far not bad!) and I hear and see so much about lance, shiro, and Keith…….But i like never heard shit about hunk! And tbh he’s my fav so far! he’s a funny scared
punkfaery:punkfaery:anyway i think it’s really funny how this nsfw ban has played itself out. the staff has basically stopped trying to remove the porn and instead just blacklisted certain terms so that you can’t search for them, thus meaning that
azzandra: bidyke: alex-fulcrum: shadowfire125: i’m having an existential crisis I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are
unicornkween: My life. Also waiting in the hotel lobby to go to another hotel closer to school so I can get there on time for my EARLY ASS final tomorrow morning. *hyperventilates* But because reasons we no have rental car so we cabbin’ it, yo! Add
… right? That bitch was so prissy… I mean I still wanna lick her head bone extrusion thingy…. but prissy for sure…
This is why Tumblr is so great… never could I have painted, sculpted or put into words the amazing fail that this movie was. But here it is… on Tumblr… my exact sentiments. YAY! ^_^
I dont usually post pet memes… but the fucking caption is SO right on for that dog face…. =O
This disturbs me so greatly… I almost didn’t blog… I have to let this danger be known though. Im not sure how it happened, because Ive done that before and it didn’t happen to me, but everyone BEWARE….
I blogged this a couple months ago but I see absolutely ZERO reason not to do so again…
lmao….. I am so sorry for posting this but I GOTTA. XD
lol…. This would so NOT work on me… but I agree it would for some men. Genius.
Ya but yer not baby cute… so… *shrug*
doodle-shenanigans: darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
acesirius:lastoneout: Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg when i woke up from my top surgery i was SO out of it but i had to pee SO BADLY (why? no idea. i hadn’t eaten/drank since the day before so i should’ve been empty)i
doodle-shenanigans:darcyshire: steadfast: This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks! I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself Choose your fighter
GUESS WHO JUST GOT FOO FIGHTERS TICKETS?! Yep! After hours & hours of calls & trying to find a way to buy them (lost my debit card 😱😢) we got them! I had to ruin the surprise but we are so excited! As you can see by Deans reaction. Cutie
So I was at work when the fiber kicked in. The big boss was in there ahead of me and I could hear every sound like peeing and stuff. He came out and I went in and ripped a small fart. Thinking I would just dump and run I sat down. I could hear the boss
heroesofspenot: Off-topic, but so funny!
littlehighschoolthings: I dunno about your schools, but ours are all disorganized. If you can find your friends, your life is that much greater. oh god when i was still in high school the fire alarms would go off so many times to the point where no
racieb: pokescans: These are unofficial, but so funny and nostalgic that I just had to post them! From Beckett’s Unofficial Pokémon Magazine. This was the first glimpse many of us got at the Johto Pokémon…and what a glimpse it was! Rife with terrible
i think this is the most awkward animal ever loladorable, but still…so so strange XD
alymayholt: merlinsbluebutterfly: mypatronusisyou: catssecretstash: Game of Cats THEY’RE ALL SO ACCURATE BUT THE JOFFREY ONE OMG CATS + GAME OF THRONES = BEST POST EVER i can die happy now too funny to not post
i feel as though the bear really makes this picture. he’s so cute and innocent looking, but you can just tell that he’s thinking, “WOO! YEAH! GET SOME!!”
giovanniespinuevaa: bootsi: this was so cute lma o and made me giggle This makes me happy haha i don’t know who this man is, but i want to meet him
xsosandy: I don’t do these ‘read and tag’ things well, cuz I’m usually on a phone and they don’t work. But my heart just grew three sizes so…humbug. And shit…You guys either need a smile or you give me one or both.@katescollage @southernights
bellamybelly: uhttractive: twerkjakeiscanon: shattered—colors: gifs-for-fun: I installed it without directions… I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard oh my god same put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco
So this literally just happened on my dash norichuu i-really-heichou erenuzumaki pandafacehmm
digital0ve: ladyjeeves: haha whaaaat is happening here? OMFG IM SO SORRY FOR THIS NSFW BUT THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS lmfao
xiumeme: guys… if someone in your inbox says they are linking you to a kpop video… DO NOT CLICK THE LINK!!!!!! its not a virus or anything but kpop sucks dont click it. Reblog so others know.
stunningpicture: I’m not too fond of snakes, but I can’t seem to take the Blunthead Tree Snake seriously.
cleopatrasweave: lyssissherlocked: subliminal-mind-duck: invisiblechickens: are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other??? like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”
Watching my father in law play Fallout 4 is so funny lol.
lumberjakingoff: gleonardrainschedule: meanplastic:The four horsemen of the apocalypse Okay these are clearly self aware but so funny. @mitch-the-bitchin
popculturekiwi: not mine but so funny
So Jordan and i are laying in bed and he rolls over so his face is hovering over mine like he’s going to kiss me and then ●•●•●•●•●•●•● Jordan: “WACHA” Jordan: *mimes head butting me in the nose* Jordan:
I had a dream where I could pilot a mech but ALSO do magic, and I was studying a magic bookmark with Nathan Explosion’s face on it that had the power to save the world
-graywater: omg this is terrible but so funny
i should probably have a title
So was in a chat with one of my friends and we were talking about the upd8. So yeah John did blow the game cartridge out of the “console” and we know the game didn’t save beforehand and that could be really bad. But remember how in
so i have to shop plus size in tops and dresses because of my boobs right right but the FUNNY OH SO FUNNY NOT AT ALL FUNNY THING IS is that MOST plus size tops are not made for big boobs just bellies and hips so like hey i buy this top in a certain size
glitterweave: dustypalm: chick-fe-latio: heavens-to-murgatroid: If you don’t have me on snapchat you are missing out on some gems. “Nigga she Polish.” I DIED Oh my god😂 Please watch this omfg THIS IS SO FUNNY
delusion-of-negation: the-one-under-your-bed:cxmp-14:charlottemadison42:nerdythangs:indieninja92: sigridkaffen: currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:shittinggold: indieninja92:summerofspock: loummie:david tennants so funny to me cuz hes like. a very
so usually me and @littleperyton watch Voltron right as it drops but i have midterms tomorrow for my early as fuck class and ill haveta go to bed early, so, them being the angel that they are, are going to WAIT till I get home so we can watch it together
thesketcherlass: hey friends, I haven’t uploaded any of my art to tumblr in eight-thousand years, but I’ve been working on this pile of silliness since the beginning of summer and I feel like it’s the kind of thing another person or two on the internet
flowersilk: i luv when cats randomly burst into a full gallop across the house for absolutely no apparent reason. idk what ur doin or where ur goin but i support it
celtic-catgirl:“Hey Ulquiorra you Arrancars are Italian or Hispanic or something right? Would you understand my commands better if I accompanied them with hand gestures like this one?”“Aizen, I am ok with the supervillainy but I draw the fucking
oh lawd facebook friend just posted the ‘root beer in square glass’ on her wall and people are commenting OH U SO FUNNY and I just sigh
its so amusing to read the sibling s-supports and see how they side-step the “blood relation thing”turns out, none of them are blood related to corrin technically(?) amazin
so im feeling less and less annoyed at oscar now that hes just being punched and shoved around so much for existing with ozpin in him and i think thats rly funny but also unfortunate bc hes like 12. give him… a break
So it has been brought to my attention many times that I am not a girly girl. Ok I get that and I do agree, but the funny thing is that I have the stuff to dress up in. I love just running around in a tank top with shorts and my holy tom knockoffs, but
So yesterday white guy came out of nowhere sending me this meme saying “you when I asked you what we are”& that shit was so random that it pissed me off so all I said was “don’t disrespect me, I don’t think it’s funny” Obvi I get left
