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rointheta: I know some people see the mortgage scene in The Impossible Planet as the Doctor rejecting Rose, but that’s not what I see at all. He never tells her no. No, he nods repeatedly, gives her a nervous look, swallows and says “anyway”, ducking
gentlemangeek: derinthescarletpescatarian:junnihilation:bgm05: bgm05:wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet i need to correct this: wow classic
johnnyideaseed: daveboogie: Here is a pic of Grace Jones shoving cake into Divine’s mouth at what I believe was Grace’s 30th birthday party…you’re welcome! It’s like “The Creation of Adam,” but relevant to my interests.
getsby: i understand that school is important and education is important but i feel like there’s a huge difference between a healthy amount of challenge in order to do better and being so stressed about school that you break down and cry
ispankmyturtle: why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay
There’s one part of me that’s like: You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished. But then there’s this other part of me that’s
the-dude-in-the-tardis: When you’re not in the fandom but you still get the reference
thecoletrainbaby: hey i just met you and this is crazy but i see your text post and holy shit i wish i could make you feel better oh my god i am so sorry you’re having a bad day gODDAMNIT WHAT DO I DO TO FIX THIS
berksome: IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER THAT HAS NOTHING BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
urbnskte: i like anonymous messages but i also wanna know who the fuck sent me them do u see my problem
punacceptable: I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
sobersexting: follower count literally doesn’t impress me at all you could have 100,000 but if I see you regularly being mean to people, especially your followers, you can’t convince me you’re not a piece of shit and i don’t want you anywhere
ask-fennekin: I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
bestsongnever: larryisking: stopharry2013: do u ever look back at all the boys you’ve ever liked and then realized that they all have a common feature but you dont know what it is yeah, they all don’t like me oh my god
cait-shelter: i want to watch anime but i dont at the same time
Send me a "⊙﹏⊙" if you've been wanting to RP with me but are too shy to ask or start.
azyin: im horny but like horny to cuddle
mattyduchenes: we’re all friends now but just wait until the Olympics start
babyyouasong: your tags about supposed to be used to organize your blog but i use mine to release my inner monologue tbh
My muse agrees to be completely honest and spare no details for one of your muse's curiosities, but only one. What does your muse try to find out from mine?
cheese3d: DO YOU EVER JUST WANT TO DRAW SOMETHING SO MAJESTICALLY BEAUTIFUL WITH AMAZING DETAILS AND FANTASTIC COLORING but then you remember u shit at art
Please Reblog if your muse isn't just 'the character I write as', but is someone who is there with you.
detective-sundancer: sagalibratic: detective-sundancer: worths: oh you wanna date me? well get in line I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it I
taintedecho: Do you ever have a roleplayer that you absolutely adore interacting with but you constantly feel like you bother them?? So you see them online and you just kind of wave from the corner like “hello yes please love me” and then retreat
sammyclassicsonicfan: trying to help your friends feel better but you don’t know how to make them feel better
ursulatheseabitchh: acting cool but checking out the booty like
striderdirk: striderdirk: striderdirk: striderdirk: when you try to talk to people but they just keep talking over you Seriously I literally just made this post SHIT THIS IS MY POST OH MY GOD IM A MORON THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
qozxe: if i stay in bed i’ll be warm if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm but the distance between the bed and the shower no that is not warm
Reblog if you joined Tumblr thinking you'd never get addicted but did.
sxizzor: hypocean: deedeedeebee: I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious you forgotC: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
tantalum-radium: At first I was like: fuck Jean but then I was like: FUCK JEAN
those bloggers that you want to be friends with but they are too cool for you
iguanal: i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
ernbarassing: i want to go on adventures and live in the moment but also sleeping is super fun and free so
Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but when you're with your friends, you act like you're on crack.
sorry: I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.
hinkelvinkel: when you read a fanfic and you thought it was a completed work but it’s not
My character has been kidnapped because they are friends with yours. When found, they're still alive, but with a three word message carved into their skin for yours. What does the message say and what does your muse do about it?
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
brainfried: i am a nice person and also a good person but i will not hesitate to destroy you if you fuck with me or my friends. thats the way it is and thats how it’ll always be
mcnivens: i might not be good at maths but i can read gay sex with a serious face
myblogthingiewastaken: Do you ever see a post you swear you’ve never seen before but still
My muse has a black eye but refuses to talk about it, how does your muse react?
luciferssugardaddy: when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
Reblog if you have met someone online that you would love to hangout with but they live too far away.
touchmypotato: I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
My muse has pissed yours off. Big time. But lo and behold; here they are, tied to a chair, completely vulnerable.
ivybeast: when you get to roleplay with the person you really like and look up to When you get stuck during the roleplay but are too intimidated to tell them
The moment when you've been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left
contraclub: sorry but that unfollow will cost you ŭ
ohtentoo: when everyone rushed you and then you’re ready but your family needs “ten more minutes” all of a sudden
abbywainright: ladyofthelonelymountain: bbcone: How are we today, Tumblr? This wasn’t supposed to be a funny scene but lordy did I laugh
↖ Sucks at RPing but does it anyway
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
justintimerblake: when you thought you were bad at something but it turns out that you werent
SEND '✰' WITH A COMMAND AND MY MUSE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW THROUGH.
