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nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes

theothin: I’ve been seeing a bunch of joke links today but none of them have been actual rickrolls, not even the ones that claim to be. have we moved on? have we decided we’re too good for the classics? I’m stepping in to remedy this. click here

spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes Making sure to take time out of the day to relax

o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes Making sure

pathologising:actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement

elfiot: heteros spend their whole lives calling everything they hate “gay” but now that actual gay ppl are using it as a fun harmless joke to describe things we enjoy it’s suddenly “not everything’s gay guys geez!!1!1!!11!” thats cool

crustyclarinet: crustyclarinet: wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas. hey fucker. i made this post the day before halloween. you’re not supposed to actually reblog it the day before christmas. it was supposed to be big jokes but now this post

nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes

putrida: I’m not the team ‘’I get offended by everything’’ But to be honest, it’s real shit seeing straight girls making jokes about how lesbian they are/how lesbians they want to be, while real lesbian girls, girls who actually don’t

cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe nor is it a bullshit move

turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

thesparkthatneverdies: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being Exactly! Whether you’re a WWE fan or not, a John Cena fan or even think he can’t

paywastoon: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass

asexual-not-a-sexual: *phew* There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation and you

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

oceliats: fun fact this boy liked my friend and he tried to make it like in the movies and he threw rocks at her window but jokes on him because one of the rocks actually broke her window and he had to pay for it and they’re still not dating

nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes

thecsph: asexual-not-a-sexual: *phew* There we go. I’ve continued the sassy coming out ace card to extend to more orientations. These are intended as a joke, but they might actually come in handy if you’re being questioned about your orientation

briannabombshell:Lol this video was actually a joke , me being silly but figured I’d upload it why not

briannabombshell:Lol this video was actually a joke , me being silly but figured I’d upload it why not

nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes

miketooch: hokuto-ju-no-ken: cerastes: quakebeats: enigmaticconfusion: Damn, 500?! okay but all joking and internet shit aside, john cena is actually an amazing fucking human being John Cena, in real life, was bullied as a kid. That’s not kayfabe

spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes Making sure to take time out of the day to relax

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

nuuku: turtle-ambulance: fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

tired-tiefling:o-lanterns: chronicallysickchick: spyrogf: spyrogf: Not to offer advice nobody asked for but fixing ur sleep schedule is life changing Things that actually work if u try at them: Drinking water No longer making self deprecating jokes

masterarrowhead: Just to clarify! The October 19th thing is a recurring Community joke/reference. Because they had a Halloween episode that was supposed to premiere October 19th but then got pushed all the way to February 29th. Not an actual release

musaafer: Stupidest thing ever is this infantilization of patriarchy like, “it’s boys who do those things; a ~~real man~~~ would never be that way” no listen to me, it is not little boys who crack jokes that make up patriarchy but actual grown-ass

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