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mscrosswords: revorocketnails: I think Ive hit some sort of night vale event horizon So… I like tentacle porn, but I’m often put off by rape porn. Solution? CONSENSUAL TENTACLE SEX. CONSENTICLES. Yes.

Belly play!My belly seems to get softer and bigger every week. I like to play with him often on my couch. Holding these pounds of fat is just a wonderfull feeling. I mean, look how you can play with it in my newest video. But how much do i weight? You

letkeithinfodump: letkeithinfodump: wlw who flirt platonically with their wlw friends are valid but u gals are so fuckin confusing me: oh this thing is cute my wlw friend: not as cute as u babe ;) me internally: gay??? i know gay but like, gay-gay??

Thanks for all the prompts guys. I’ll do more later, but right now it’s 5 am and I need to crash lol. So, if you see one you want done and I haven’t got to it yet, send me an ask and I’ll get back on it when I wake up

youeitherskateoryoudie: tickfleato: djlegz: poopcop: sweetiesugarbird: theperfecta: I feel like Legend of the Guardians is one of the most beautiful CGI movies out there, but nobody ever talks about it like they do Frozen or Wreck It Ralph or Rise

It’s not like I’ll say no to an excuse to delay putting effort into something, but this is getting ridiculous. Again. My account is a gift, so I am not technically a paying customer, but generally speaking, manga is for premium users. People who have

I’m so sleepy n bored, but, like do I go to sleep? watch a film? masturbate? play overwatch? or listen to music ???

How do i tell someone i dont want to go to the movies with them klgkshahmsol

anime-pee: the weird thing about this kink is that I don’t even know if I’m into it because it’s, you know, a kink, or if it’s because I’m an empath & all I ever wanna do is help/fix/comfort people, and there’s a lot of that here.

falloutgirlongirl: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

D and I are currently motivated to tone our bodies, and he doesn’t know it yet, but once we do, we’re totally doing a couples boudoir shoot. -T

I know we’re blowing up your dashboard with posts about our dog, but we really do need a lot of help, we’re seriously begging you guys for help. We’ve already made the ũ,000 for his amputation, but without chemo we’re basically

heedra:maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some

Trying to let you go Its been two years and I still can’t We shouldn’t have done that stuff. I know you still have feelings and I do too but like you have that girl of yours now that you’ve been with for what’s about to be a

bleakmouse: reversecentaur: the tories are like u2 in that they’re the most popular but you don’t actually know anyone who likes them this is actually v similar to the time i woke up with u2’s album on my itunes when i categorically didnt want

billiearmstrong: fic in second person make me so fucking uncomfortable like “you clench your fists” “you smile” “you undress slowly” that’s a nice idea but no i do not thank u very much i am sat here in my pyjamas reading fic please don’t

makes post saying “hey I’m tagging anything remotely spoilery [this tag]” reblogs fanart that’s not really spoilery but still tags it person makes angry post a/b spoilery fanart and unfollows me ???????????????

magical-tomato-chan: kaworu gets a brain freeze for the first time and thinks his head is about to blow off again or some shit like that so he turns to shinji all sadly and dramatic and whispers ‘goodbye shinji-kun i promise i’ll make you happy next

russet-red:took a pass @ designing a kravitz of my own from TAZ : D i’d like to do more but i need to think more abt the other characters |3c;;

purrrrha: do you ever just get really overwhelmed because of how adorable someone is like they do something or say something and you physically have to stop and smile because it’s so cute This is how I feel about mac and cheese

it confuses me when people who don’t tag their posts reblog those posts urging people to tag posts or complaining about people not tagging Like…do they not realize they’re not tagging their posts? Or do they just think it doesn’t

stevenuniversesu: On this week’s episode of Steven Universe, Monday, March 10 at 8:00 p.m. (ET/PT)… “Lars and the Cool Kids”– Steven and Lars get to hang out with the cool kids in town, but their teenage shenanigans get them into magical

I was thinking about how, like, in “Gem Glow” after Steven asks how the Gems got all the cookie cats because they stopped making them, Pearl says “We heard that too” but, like, the Gems don’t really keep up on human things

Man I just… I get over things and generally just leave them behind because sometimes bad things happen and you can’t change that, you can only keep moving forward. And its ok and I generally have no problem with it but, like, sometimes I

I think a pair of mourning doves are looking to build a nest or something on the awning in the backyard. They keep flying back and forth between the beams and they need to fly pretty low to get to some of them but they keep doing it

averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp

jaclcfrost: liking a character that’s a villain aka frequently dealing with people with the “they’re just misunderstood” mindset people with the “how can you like them do you agree with every single thing they’ve done you don’t constantly

britteryikes: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: alexbelvocal: blackgiornogiovanna: fluffgawd: queen-ciara: Y’all the past 2 yrs: Ciara: #LevelUp Y’all now: Like did y’all wanna know or not? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

trappedsou11: hennypendergrass: dangerouslykea: blackgirlsreverything: 😂😂😂 Lmfao!!!! Lmao 😂 Dawg 😭😭😭 Perhaps he meant that men don’t catch hell for fucking on the first date like women do, but based on his reaction

Something I’ve always wondered is when famous bands write songs do they think “Oh man, yeah, we wrote another song! Cool…It’s pretty good”, like I do when I write a song or do they think “Oh hell yeah this song is

trohmeo: i think whats kinda sad is that for some of us chubby people, the idea of being asked out for stuff like valentines day and dances and shit is so foreign than if we were asked, or given a card, or told we’re beautiful, we’d assume it’s

shredded-sorostitute: legains: get-swole-or-die-trying: stfuandlift: We need this to happen more often. :D “Personal Records? You cant do that here." Wow….I cant wait the Planet Fitness opens here. My crew & I will wreck it and

My hair is a fuckin mess right now but like..fuck it Tired. Trying to make this not be a shitty night.

beckpoppins: frickyeahfeminism: gahlifre: gahlifre: So like any other teenage girl I tend to take a lot of selfies… but usually I take them only from the chest up, as I’m in a wheelchair and have both my legs amputated. I’ve always felt so insecure

paltita-sketch: I’m like a million of years late ;; but i’m her eOISUGA WEEK - day 5: ocean / comfort

benotdeceived: tisharaquel: queennubian: keeperofthehouse: the-boy-marvel: Aaron Maybin boldly do I make my request… Jesus be a fence Look at art god in the body of a fahn black man. Shit But like, where do these men exist?

moderate-teen: HUGE GIVEAWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guys im sooo happy to finally get to do this!! I’ve been waiting to do this huge giveaway for all of you!!! im soooo excited omg, i know a lot of people arent that fortunate with christmas gifts

beautifulfuckingdisaster10: Let’s have really hot, crazy sex, but like also do cute stuff like go on walks, and go on day trips, and go to waterfalls and stuff. Then let’s have more hot crazy sex in the waterfall.

furioas: Girls like girls like boys do.

bursten: pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

maybenotboring: sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

jheselbraum: Like. I’m a firm believer that porn online shouldn’t be within kids reach (those “are you 18” checkboxes for life) but. Like. Ok first of all, just ban cp? It’s not hard? Cp is what got you into this mess just ban it. Second of

nadi-kon: “I’m waiting for you.” “To do what?” “Leave me.” Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols

heedra: maybe this is just the ‘growing up relatively poor’ speaking but like why do some people like NEED disneyland to be open to simulate an area where they can enjoy themselves. just grab a popsicle from the gas station and go hop around on some

i spend way too much time and effort being nice to people who don’t deserve it and don’t care about me either at all or as much as i do about them. and i know this, but i keep doing it to try to get them to care.

beautifulfuckingdisaster10: Let’s have really hot, crazy sex, but like also do cute stuff like go on walks, and go on day trips, and go to waterfalls and stuff.

mylittleguiltypleasure: sinfulyearning: Standing on your tiptoes for that chance to feel my lips on yours. I would so love this. Sometimes I wish I was shorter. Not that height is that big of a deal, but if you happen to be extra tall like 6’3”+

fuck-yourself-daily: sex-ink-metal: xxx Fuck, I need to fuck like this but harder! XxX

bannhim: wolfstravelsinmind: txdragonfly: mysubmind: 💕 💖 And now…who’s bit their lip and said, “Please?!?!” Nope but I do bite theirs when I rough the little ones up

blueeyedgaye: It looks like you like my present I brought for you, Sir. You gave me that look……I’m gonna tell her to take us to that erotic place you like to go but don’t always find that right person.

your-favorite-slut: Do you like how tight I am? I know you can’t help but cum so quickly because my pussy is hugging your cock

daddyjamesdesires: Oh this is sexy and all, but I have encountered nasty carpet burns from doing just this thing. Just add that to the list of “sexual injuries” that have occurred over the years.

bookgf: neveradrymoment: What’s that saying? “Home is where the heart is” It’s only been three days, but I miss you likes its been week. And though I’ve heard your voice everyday for brief moments during your time away….I NEED

amantissime: is this what you wanted? i’ll tease but i wont lower myself down on your lips … i hear your moans but it’s my turn to take what i want.

elfriedeborgia: painequalspleasure: Know those guys that are all about making out in the most gentlest of ways but as soon as their cocks are surrounded by your walls they lose their shit and fuck you like there’s no tomorrow? Gotta fucking love those

bimboexec: It was clear for her that he was behind all those licks, her reputation and other problems. But she took the job. Even that she knew she will be working her ass off when everyone will think its him. But salary was good and he promised her

where–areyou: My goal is to have the kind of money where I can do this shit all the time

inkale: pornstarwars: do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u could someone like look @ a pic of me and tell me plz im so curious now

does anyone wanna give me some shoni doodle ideas cause I wanna draw them but like doing what? lololol  it would be much appreciated c’:

caliverable: dashingicecream: does anyone wanna give me some shoni doodle ideas cause I wanna draw them but like doing what? lololol  it would be much appreciated c’: ok your reply thing isnt there so i think you should draw them in this pose

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