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You look OK, but there’s nowhere near enough slime on your face. Too much lady, not enough tramp.
Use it to set your watch by. But it won’t take your mind off your stinging cheeks.
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. (But they’ll regularly fuck their throats until they puke, whether they like it or not)
I can’t remember what (or why) this is, but, hey, any excuse to make a mess.
ohmygil: westaftermid: oh that’s bad, but true… Me rn.
forever-dirty-minded: I can’t promise you the world… but i’ll sure as hell promise to build you a happy future… <3
zendildos: girthyencounters: bigsexwithaveragewang: More fantastic pics from our new friend. As you can see from the two top pics, he is pretty damned big on his own! But, no matter how big your cock is, MORE is better! He says she loves a big dick
horcruxes-before-hoes: did anyone else read this as one sentence? PUNCTUATION, PLEASE! Of all of these, I (aubesclaires)1. Make the Hitler and Nazi jokes…except I actually mean them. Don’t ask. 2. I kinda hate Lady Gaga. But just recently
I hate tager when it comes to fighting him but hnggg Tager though body wise I just..
swingersdreams: 3forall: All hot, but ironically I think the first is the best…when they r just getting started! (via TumbleOn)
I just had to explain something to my girlfriend. I was telling her that out of all superheroes, the only 1 that I also like their so-called “secret identity” would be Tony Stark. She goes and says “but they’re the same guy.”
This week on Axis! Deadpool saves Sabretooth! I mean, sure he has a healing factor, but…um…uh…cough. Doo-dee-doo-leaving now.
Hollywood, I think you got Alfred and the Mandarin mixed up in your poster for Stonehearst Asylum. I mean, sure, they’re both British, but you gotta pay attention to more than just their nationalities. Like how one is bald and the other isn’t
brooklynbookgirl: workmanpublishing: Geese of Downton Abbey? (They just make us happy!) Hmmmm…I feel like I saw this coming. But why…? A moment of silence for the brave person who somehow wrestled these damn geese into the outfits.
Been a while since I’ve sketched some sad, crying pony in an iron lung. So have some super special Twilight.
Oh show, there must have been better ways of doing that.The first few minutes of this episode had me pretty worried. When I made the Valvrave comment last week, it was partly a joke, but it was still something I hoped that we’d be avoiding. (For the
And I think this is where the show hits its first major stumble.That sounds more ominous than it hopefully is, but this episode still felt the least secure in itself of what we’ve had so far. Which happens to be appropriate for the episode’s content,
Fuck yeah, that’s more like it.The closer look at the fused colony tempers a lot of my automatic dislike, but it still looks like some sick combination of movie!Gluttony and a raging Eva, so I’m not going to be singing praises about it any time soon.
Um.I… was right about not expecting this?That. That is definitely new. Still layered under a series of tropes, so there’s something to hinge our sanity on, but.…Yeah, okay, what?I imagine there is logic to Biba and his merry band of Anti-Sco
Biba is a terrible person and no one is surprised.Kurusu is helpful with emotions and everyone is surprised.This episode isn’t anywhere near as tight as previous ones, but wow. They really know how to commit to a concept, don’t they? Biba walks into
I don’t know which decade Ikoma’s new look is from, but I’m confident that it isn’t one of this century’s.Now that was a satisfying conclusion.Mostly. Before I start singing my approval, I have to complain about Biba’s everything one last
The first comic strip i draw in my life, so excuse how wonky it looks hah! i still need to study how to structure this. But the important thing is that… I finished.You have to start somewhere right?… Right?Comic strip 001
protodan: casspeach: uberniftacular: batmanisagatewaydrug: We really need to talk about this scene a lot, because holy wow. The MCU movies have definitely been getting a little darker since the Avengers, but scenes like this? This is pure optimism.
marsincharge: soft-tchalla: marvelheaux: 1000heartbeats: slowlyandrogynousmiracle: adorkableme525: sprmint-bkgsoda: gogomrbrown: “Don’t ‘these people’ have something better to do than worry that Iron First isn’t Oriental”-says
yugirimistwalker:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:pizzaback-deactivated20201011:katana nerds were/are? insufferable but the debunking / backlash is almost as badlike why does it matter that a zweihander can smash a katana to
koyoriin: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=12576068 http://instagram.com/koyori_n/ Drawing of eyebrow wife Horobi! She was pretty badass and I think she deserved a better/bigger role, but oh well.
with a big iron on his hip
mira-of-sassgard: You realize how hilarious this is don’t you? Because Pepper’s being all sexy like ‘I am so going to make out with your mask’.And on the inside Tony is probably like ‘Damn that’s hot’ but Iron Man’s face is just like
… I’m not a woman but hahahaha… had to post this. Nice.
Strange, but not a stranger
godtricksterloki: territorialcreep: i’m sorry but i laughed for an hour at this This is so fucking perfect! LMAO!
godtricksterloki: everybodyilovedies: Wherein Steve invites himself to move in with Tony, and then Tony and Steve fight over interior design aesthetics. Like all normal buddies do. I love Cap! I like you, Cap, but you need to get with the times bro.
zealouscorgi: i forgot what i was doing saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!EDIT: FOUND IT
real-adam: I want to be batman. Soooo batman doesn’t need a job but iron man does?
lettiebobettie: This is my pitch for the sitcom “Loki’d” Where they all become room mates and everyone hates Loki (except Thor doi) and so they are grumpy, but he also hates all of them so the twist is that Loki himself is constantly trolled. Bruce
radiophile: Iron Man: Extremis
starkassembled: Oh No || Tony Stark I know I’ve probably posted this one before but I don’t care. This is the most perfect fanvid ever made and the song seriously sounds like it was written for him. It does not get any better than this. Everyone
Tony: Okay, for my next trick: Sneaking out of a hangar and launching without anyone noticing. I try to buy the more remote hangars. But there’s always some kid with a digital camera. Usually a Stark camera. No. For my next trick:
the iron queen
edithottilia: I was gonna draw something cool bc IM3 comes out in three days here but this is what it turned into instead I’m the worst
local-gargoyle: we were all forced to read “classics” in school so reblog and put the one you actually ended up liking a lot and the one you can’t fucking stand in the tags my fave is Lord of the Flies and I ironically enough want to burn every
sugoisandwich: I don’t know why, but I’ve been watching this movie over and over again recently. I just really love it. Childhood classics for the win!!!
tinarannosaurus: “But ironic detachment is great. Nothing means anything!” request (x)
isthatwhatyoumint: accio-sirius: if i was a straight man i would be gay for zefron i fucking love zefron i am not joking or being ironic i just love him ALSO WHY DOES TAUTNER GET TO TOUCH HIS ASS AND I DON’T it’s cuz i’m not famous ISN’T IT
blood tastes like iron
turtss: Whats YOUR interpretation? plenty of fish in the see. but no one wants me. XD haha #forever alone
im-just-an-outcast: I’m laughing rlly hard Well damn
vitaminkae: Don’t tell me that you don’t see it~ I’m sorry if this has been done. I just needed to get this outta my system. Please click, tumblr likes to squish things \(ʘ‿ʘ)/ I usually don’t comment on reblogs but I must say this:
viria: today at hello i started shipping this ironically and look at me now
Since Grisha’s original environment sounds a little steampunk, I can’t help but wonder if WIT Studio/Araki Tetsuro/Asano Kyoji/etc. animated Koutetsu no Kabaneri as practice for SnK season three…
*internal screaming and rolling around on ground in happy* Finally got to see the ball scene and the after-happy-sex scene…!! I wished the devs had actually programmed the dance scene with your romanced partner, but oh well. Just imagining that
blackmayoarts: I tell myself not to doodle DA:I stuff until I actually play the game, but then it happens anyway dis the season?
kashuan:Problems w/ large fandoms: being pretty sure someone got to the joke (and every other one) before you, but the tag’s too big to find it :““)
veitstanz:didn’t quite go the way I wanted but it was good practiceIron Bull is crying
swampbaras: dragoneffect alliecat444 it wasn’t necessarily quick bUT I FINALLY DREW IT..dAMMNIT BULL, ONLY DORIAN IS ALLOWED TO ROCK THE SIDE TIDDIE
I did have a nice and weird dream this morning tho… Had a dream where I was in the middle of a cuddle sandwich between RDJ and the actress for Pepper Potts. I have no idea where that came from, but it was a nice dream :)
kastemel:Anyway, here’s the dumb sketch I was working on the last couple hours, not that you can tell. I got inspired by erotic heroine Susan Crushbone but ironically, didn’t really want to submit her to my own brand of fetishy misadventures so I
skyblob:Made a queen AU of my old DP OC(Neil) & gave him a twin lil sister. I even imagined what if he met another boy queen like Jushtin. Everything in this post was just made for fun(but ironically this is emotional)
