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Ayyy heres a lil self indulgent thing.Created a fushion between middy and the host: Midst. A silent yet scheming fucker who adapts to their environment. With tines Midst will proberlly just swipe you up and put you on their pocket casually while they
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
why did everyone comment on my last post talking about how i kinda like Zarya/DVA with how they prefer Zarya/Mei, i mean i ship that too but its kinda been getting to me how every time i talk about Hana ppl shove her away from me and go “ok harumi
lifeisajourney10: gloriousbacchus: religiousmom: tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
I’m feeling “soft” today and I realized I didn’t pee when I got up and been busy doing chores when I felt a sudden urge to go pee…But idk I’m feeling shy and soft today and do t want to go potty yet .\.”Lol no problem I like to make
httpgogh: honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby??
redsatinsheets: no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
llyriuml: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-”
cubist-fart: im usually very anti-picasso and anti-great modernist painters in general but i just found this painting he did of a cat check it out i like it
danisnotorfire:danisnotorfire: NO BUT IT REALLY DOES PISS ME OFF THAT TEACHERS DONT UNDERSTAND THAT SOME STUDENTS SUFFER FROM MENTAL DISORDERS LIKE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND FORCE THEM TO TALK IN CLASS FOR A GRADE LIKE NO THANKS IM PERFECTLY FINE LISTENING
redsatinsheets:no shade but whenever i hear a middle aged person say “back in my day it was called parenting!!!! but now they wanna call it child abuse!!!!!” im just like???? sorry you cant beat your kids in peace anymore but go die
dopesince1987: alwaysbewoke: every guy needs a freak like this at least once in their life High art Africa go in
perchu: perchu: muscleluvr2: muscleluvr2: im actually very knowledgeable about a lot of scientific concepts and principles and the same goes for art etc but whenever i have to apply anything im just like wifi comes from satellites i know wifi doesnt
Our building tests the fire alarms once a month which is excellent but you’d think that after having a literal fire happen in someone’s apartment last night that they would have cancelled today’s tests lmaoWe all know it works after
japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
aliceisqueerlyagirl: gloriousbacchus:religiousmom:tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb #if you’re wondering if this
The time your friends buy the same shirt as you…..gunna be fun….i feel like a 5 year old but there are two of them who have it and im just like BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, ARE YOU SER-I-OUSSS(insert Miles Jai voice) like imma have to
writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: writterings: whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now. these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already
master-carsons-pigs: This pig doesn’t know it yet, but this is just the beginning 😈
sapropel:queefcity:crusader-kings:im trying to say something funny but im just in aweops gunna unravel their dna like spaghettiTgats where I keep my glowing rock collection
corporal-shortie: ragexofxhumanity: pottyprof: sometimes im just like ‘oh my god eren!!!!!!’ and sometimes im like ‘oh my god eren’ And then I’m like Oh My God Eren! but most of the time I’m like oh my god eren
jigokufan: levy-heichou: steaku: corporal-shortie: ragexofxhumanity: pottyprof: sometimes im just like ‘oh my god eren!!!!!!’ and sometimes im like ‘oh my god eren’ And then I’m like Oh My God Eren! but most of the time I’m like
httpgogh: honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby?? Sigh…
angelsymbol:im gonna be real with you for a sec. love is real and there is nothing you can do about it
dreamdoe: honestly birthdays were so easy when i was younger like i just wanted toys and stuff like that but now? my parents r like “wht do u want” and im just like??? some self esteem?? emotional stability?? a hobby??
I suck at watching porn like I really do, I notice their furniture or wallpaper, I notice their outfits and bad acting then I feel like I want to be the girls friend
and like when I saw him he spent 4 hours just talking to me at the coffee shop which pushed his other plans late which is HUGE from him that he lost track of time talking to me but I just miss seeing him and adventures and smiling (he says I have cute
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
and again im sitting here and this group of girls are acting normal until they see me and then they start staring and whispering excitedly and im wondering if they follow me or they’re excited they found the first alien visit earth
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
hahaha gosh well this is kinda funny/weird, looks like 3 weeks ago someone submitted a photo from my Nepeta cosplay to a bad hs cosplay blog because they were angry at me, but the blog’s mod defended me and said i was cute, so im just
i have this problem where i think too much on deciding what picture to start on like i rarely get art blocks i just have a lot of ideas, but instead of picking one and doing one by one i go “should i do this one today?” or “i already
I know some people are actually put off cause I’m talking about TLOK so much now, I do lose some followers whenever i talk about it and its like, I’m sorry ((but not really)) for not talking about Homestuck 24/7 I definitely have not lost
i thought i had enough saved up for this month’s bills and stuff but i wasn’t even close and there’s still a lot more to pay off so im like hhhhhh cause that means i have to take in more work and i have a lot on my plate already so im just kinda
3:30am thoughtstheres this artist i reeeeally like and enjoy all their works like i literally get butterflies in my stomach when i see their art and i really want to talk to them but im so nervous so im just gonna sit here and ADMIRE THEM FROM A FARcause
Does anyone else think the concept of languages is really weird? Like it’s just sounds that mean something but not everyone makes the same sounds like what
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Sensitive topic I know but I just love how society is like “you know womanhood isn’t about breasts buuut ofc we’ll give you through reconstructive surgery if you have cancer or well just wanna have larger or smaller ofc we don’t
heliotelios: darkseid: undertale-shitposts: look at these fucking turbo nerds. a vote for undertale is a vote to shove them in a locker I didn’t care about undertale before but I’m literally gonna play it just bc I’m so sick of this shit and
rosyquartz: im still not over jen-iii’s gif of saph kissing ruby im so……….. i saw it an hour ago and stared at it for 5 min straight,,,,,, im just a simple gay trying to do my homework but that gif is so adorabl e its killing me :3c
All the stress from my final caught up to me and now im sick but im fuckin g done and ima just eat and watch shows IM DONE
Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space, but ALIENS
sees a fucking adorable f!kamui/camilla art but its obviously a repost from pixiv (as far as i can tell) so ofc im not reblogging it but im just starin at it like
and wow so while im ranting about stuff i kinda wanna confess some depictions of cinder ive read/seen for a while has made me very uncomfortable. like just seeing her makes me uncomfortable now, especially in shipping. but y’know i guess thats dumb
if i got a ko-fi donation for every time i got a “i dont ship monos but-” or “i would prefer if this was wr/bb” on my mono art i would be SWIMMING IN SWEET, SWEET LIQUID BEAN WATER RIGHT ABOUT NOW
