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I would kill for this girls body, but with my tits attached to it. I swear to god… WHY, WHY CANT I HAVE THAT ASS.
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canyoulikenotplzthx: sorry to bring this up again but this will go down in history i swear to god there will be a gif of this in our grandchildren’s history books and when we help our grandkids study for their history final we will all shit bricks
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
nitro-glycerine: Do you swear to god to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my mom and she’s blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
forgotn1: I swear to god, nothing over 2X is ever made well. And nothing is ever long enough for me at 6’. If I was just tall or just fat, I could probably manage to find more clothing, but my options are wildly limited. I’ve only ever been able
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you. You are going to hurt me. But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something.
littlekiwi37: bubblydictcumberbath: this show i swear to god THIS IS THE LEAST BLATANT, BUT THE FUNNIEST, BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE IN THE SHOW
ftbarksfm: Gfycat I swear to god the more time I try to put into something the more disappoint I become with it, oh well it is what it is. I kinda decided to put the scissoring one aside for a moment since I it’s going horrible, but I will continue
sunflic: hobbs-art: I swear to god, you two are so adorable. To think that you both ended up commissioning me within 24 hours of each other. Talk about being under pressure, sorry i couldn’t post these yesterday on your anniversary. But i hope you
Sorry not sorry but jfc people, I swear to god a kitten dies every single time someone uses “but iRO”-argument on fRO forums.
Some warm-ups before working on commissions
@otterbender replied to your post “How fast does ur queue post?”oh my gOD 3,400?? oh my ogd??????? this is pearl-likes-pi from my main blog and i literally have like 30 posts in my queue right now i swear to godhaha, yea, its super full nowadays!
shrekfive: catsidae: I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT IT SHOWED UP IN ONE OF MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHES AND I SWEAR TO GOD ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLES FACES CAN BE A REACTION IMAGE FOR ANY OCCASION this post is going to come back
lilaira: busket: listen to what happens when you speed up “But Nobody Came” 1200x TOBY I SWEAR TO GOD
measureyourlifeincake: ok so i wasn’t going to reblog this… but i just find it hilarious that the damn thing is covered in mikasas like “no” “you are not doing this” “if you so much as touch him i swear to god i will
girl-in-ashes: zaynslaugh: an unarmed 18 year old black kid was shot and denied justice and all these people care about is their blood stained american flag. #MERICA I SWEAR TO GOD ITS LIKE 11:30 AT NIGHT BUT I AM ABOUT TO GO TO WALMART AND BUY AS
IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS TOGETHER AND
tristamateer: I am going to hurt you.You are going to hurt me But we will do it with practiced fingersand passionate mouthsand I swear to god it will be worth something
faffy-waffle: ben-wisehart: IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN
onemancabaret: jeniphyer: rudegyalchina: I really love them I’m going to miss them so much I swear to god I read an article criticizing them for taking time to make appearances on TV shows but like if no one’s gonna work with you, why work at
shaky: them-wild-nights: endorsable: shaky: them-wild-nights: shaky: when u try to make a selfie gif but ur kitten will not stand you not paying attention to him for .2 seconds I swear to god if you’re not following her then what are you even
tsunglasses: botesregias: tsunglasses: If Suicide Squad can get an Oscar then I think the stars have aligned enough for me to get a gf. I swear to god i saw this pun like 6 times today. I was gonna put “get my dick sucked” but SS only got 1 Oscar
silverope: i was in a porn site the other day and i found the best street fighters hentai there is i swear to god i had to upload this. i also censored it so there is no problem but since i had no black bars or anything i used the first transparent thing
raptorific: Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes
500shadesoflesbian: The tomorrow that has come and gone And it has not gotten better When you are half finished writing that letter to your mother that says “I swear to God I tried” But when I thought I hit bottom, it started hitting back There is
damnsexydirkstrider: lolinepeta: lolinepeta: one time i was going to feed my dog a fruit and i picked up an orange but i was 4 am so i just threw the orange at his face and somehow that orange disappeared i swear to god he ate that whole orange with
soupery: thesylverlining: haughtyxhottie: MY PARENTS GOT ME THIS BEAUTIFUL FUCKING CAT PIANO BUT I ONLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY ONE SONG i swear to god I thought it would be welcome to the black parade i’m still not disappointed @toasterization
reelaroundthedavekan: lucillebruise: i-do-not-believe-you-continue: Not to be dramatic or anything but this is the best scene on television history I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down
Haha WOW this fucking BITCH i swear to god“Don’t talk to me right now”“But that was a while ago!”IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW LONG AGO IT HAPPENED, I’M STILL MORE THAN JUST SEETHING WITH RAGE AND I’VE BEEN ACTIVELY THINKING OF LEGAL WAYS TO KNOCK
barackobama: secondhermione: I was phonebanking at my local Obama office today, and one of the names on my call sheet was Harry James Potter. (I swear to God.) He wasn’t home, but I like to think he was voting for Obama. After all, can you really
ben-wisehart: IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT OUR NAILS
longsullensilence-meancomment: If Tony dies in Avengers 4 and Peter comes back but never gets to see him again, Marvel and I are going to throw hands, I swear to god, you best not play my boys like this. I’m still pissed about Infinity War, y’all
biscaynesugar: Body goals Like I swear to god I have her body but MINUS THEM TIDDIES!!!!!!!! I’m sitting over here with in a potential goddess Selma Hyeck-ess Latina body but where are my titties, you ask??? Hiding in my A cup training bra 😒😒😒😒Like
lumos5001: ben-wisehart: IF YOU SAY YOU LIKE READING BUT YOU CHOOSE TO BUY A KINDLE OVER AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO COME INTO YOUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND WAKE YOU UP AND HUG YOU SO HARD AND MAYBE WE CAN PAINT
kushandwizdom: prettyboyshyflizzy: swear to god bro u could talk to a chick for 6 hours straight but when u wanna get off the phone she hit u with the “If you dont wanna talk to me u could just say that”like bruh we just talked through 2 whole football
marauders4evr: onemancabaret: jeniphyer: rudegyalchina: I really love them I’m going to miss them so much I swear to god I read an article criticizing them for taking time to make appearances on TV shows but like if no one’s gonna work with
mercedesbenzodiazepine: joshmuratori: I swear to god nobody wants to come into my room all year but the second I start jerking off everybody wants to be in my room with me and talk about their day I’m everybody
hexfemboybunnyvee:Well I wasnt planning on doing a post so soon but we just hit 1k followers. I swear to god idk where all of you come from but thanks for the support my lovelies ❤️
darksalad-art: I was going to draw the leg hug but then I thought nO IT NEEDS TO BE CUTER don’t tag this as ship art I swear to god, I will find you
fairymascot replied to your post: fairymascot replied to yo… i SWEAR TO GOD i read somewhere that the character designer said that, but now i can’t find it……. u_u heheheh IT OK its a funny possibility tho omg chikane is a horrible senpai
