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20 Sherlock Puns and Pick-up Lines
Buy her a puppy? fuck no, I know how that goes, I get her the puppy but I am the one who’s going to have to take it out every goddamn day and pick up it’s poop. I’ll just overthrow two governments instead.
teaseanddenialcaptions: I know that we are in a public toilet, but I thought too long about your dick locked up in his little cage. So now I am fucking horny and need an orgasm. It won’t take long, I promise, so please start licking or I will add another
jen2max: Like I said, I love anal, but I am very tight and Max’ cock is very thick… So sometimes, when the moment is right, I love to be fucked up my ass. It’s heaven and I come almost instanly…
I finally get a good hand but at this point I am so not thinking about the game…I am thinking about that growing bulge in your pants…I am wet with want and am so ready for a good fuck!!! I jump up and throw the cards up in the air and give
I am a dirty girl…I think I need a shower…anyone want to help clean me up…wow…ok…confession time…I really just came out of my bath but this picture so turns me on…I will roll around in the mud if it means t
I am over her. But every now and then I see a picture that makes me go, “ahhhh, fuck”. This is one such picture.
torquemadda: That’s really fucked up… but then again, who am I to judge fetishes? Enjoy… Hey don’t judge made my cock jump…a bit smile
im-startingwithme: but—im—only—human: iwanthefriction: mjsheartisstillbeating: That is just fucked up should i cry or laugh about this? what am i supposed to do right now? This is the main reason why I hate Justin Bieber I cannot stand his
slut–degradation: I am so fucking going to do this right now. i have been fantasizing about puking on a dildo and then lying in the puke while i cum for years. but i can never work up the nerve. but life is just too short to not lick up your own
Welp guys, so much for the patreon stream this weekend. Again. I am really trying, but my weekends keep getting fucked. Now that we fixed my bf’s car i am spending the weekend trying to get mine to run better. I’ll make up the patreon stream
8D hey guys! I *REALLY* fucked up my back during yesterday’s stream. Got a shot so i am moving a little today, but i won’t be back to drawing till monday or tuesday. Planning for all holiday works to be taken care of before christmas :D keep
https://paypal.me/SkuttzI made a really shitty goal bar because I am trying to work on those paid commissions at the base.My boyfriend has saved almost this much, so we have first month’s rent and some application fees covered. I have to get my car
I’m here to fuck yo’ minds up again =w=Idk, I had just a random thought “What would Jasper Lapis Peri fusion look like?” aaand here we are, with mindfucking Bloodstone IDK srsly XDPeri would prolly got the fusion stabilized a bit [THO I was
I am ready to just fucking give up on everything because I have been sitting in this room for the past 2 hours trying to write a damn speech that I wasn’t even in charge of but everyone in my damn group decided to not do shit and now here I am
gansiiy: okay but one of those “whatever tag shows up for this word” memes for: -son -trash -dead -child -smol -hate
Kinda how I feel today…I am one with whom you do not want to fuck. General default setting is calm, kind, patient, understanding, and “sweet.” But get my Irish up (trust me, it takes an epic amount of bullshit for that to happen) and it’s no holds
I am 100% behind putting an end to the doxxing and harassment thats going on in the gamergate battle. Thats fucked up without a doubt. But both sides need to get out of the gamer drama shit and see what theyre fighting about and how… unimportant
ladylawga: And here’s all of them together. (also I fixed Bifur because I fucked up on him initially LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU don’t upload things at 2 AM lmfao) This has been extremely fun and headache inducing but I’m so happy with the end
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burnholesinthelayersofourclothes: The worst part of all this travel is that I am so fucking horny rn and I haven’t had the chance to take care of it. Once I get to that shower, tho… Like, I try to focus on the road, but I keep fantasizing about
hotwifemistressmandy:MY HUSBAND HAS A LITTLE DICK BUT I AM QUITE HAPPY WITH IT. IT STAYS LOCKED UP AND HE GETS REALLY HORNY AND I GET TO FUCK A REAL MANS DICK
vegemiteash: am i the only one here who, when knowing the answer to the question, will never raise my hand but still gets really fucking frustrated when no one else knows the right answer because i just realized i do that
drinkyourfuckingmilk: I AM SO SORRY LOVELY I was set on actually seriously drawing this and then I blacked out for a few hours and when I woke up this had happened but honestly I will draw you some legit RivaMika soon, I’m just a dumb old asshole today
kimslutstuff8: I really wish i could fuck all of my followers, obviously i cant, but i can sure try, im up to 15 that have fucked me now. Not one of them complained at all, some times they bring their friends to share me with, I am up for that the more
seriously sometimes I can’t help but feel like this world would be alright if I wasn’t here. I am literally just a sack of skin and bones and blood taking up space. I’m a failure at everything. I even manage to fuck up helping people,
ileftmyheartinwesteros: I feel like a child, that’s how excited I am to go camping haha but I’m not gonna lie I am slightly nergous about be * nervous about bears holy hell my phone fucked that up lol
lizzzsa:I knew your tits were big. But after tying them up I am so brain fucked by the sight of them. We just got to spank you in so many places girlfriend!
oakttree: bittyjack: chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me.
Same opening manager who was here yesterday put me in wondow. Are you fucking stupid? Ah, well, such is life. I am here till 6pm. Its Saturday. But the schedule is set up so the manager really had no choice since the gm scheduled us so poorly
I wish my brain would make up its mind. Half the time I want to lose half the time I want to gain. And it changes every single fucking day. I am so sick and tired of it. A few days ago I wanted to drop. Yesterday I wanted to simply hold where I am. But
nicoleslutty:lizzzsa:I knew your tits were big. But after tying them up I am so brain fucked by the sight of them. We just got to spank you in so many places girlfriend!Not your usual push-up bra. ;-)
chiefsimba: jajisi: car-crashhearts: darkwingdux: When you unlock the swag but then lock the swag right the fuck back up oh no oookrillen I am rolling 😂😂😂😂 “When you unlock the swag but then lock the swag right the fuck back up”
ask-bot: bean-walker: ask-bot: Tumblr, what’s your most fucked up masturbation story? I am going to regret sharing this, but here goes. My grandpa was in the hospital with a brain tumor. We had visited him that day, but he didn’t have much time left.
trashfirefallon: blackmesa: trashfirefallon: Quick question: what the fuck? a big spoodlooks like a wolf spider, but I am not a spider expertpls don’t squish it tho it is big and adorable we didnt squish it, we vacuumed it up and put it outside
obligatory-stupid-name: commanderinqueef: help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
bpdbarbie: sometimes I just wanna show everyone how fucked up I am inside so that they can understand me, but also nO I CAN NEVER LET ANYONE KNOW
killevveryone: pharaohn: I would be great to wake up to breakfast in bed tomorrow. I’ve always wanted to do breakfast in bed for someone but I am such a fucking bear that the other person is always the first to wake up >_____>
bad-mojo: doom-over-the-world: i’m starting to sound like a broken record because of how often i repeat this but metalheads your entire fashion comes from the gay leather scene your entire culture comes from a gay man shut the fuck up THIS. i am
I really respect all the people who “work” on tumblr but I wish all of the new suggestions wouldnt be just them. I want regular people who are as fucked up as I am and want to share their kinks. Not just trying to sell me something.
paperboyjosh: I am still alive, but work is fucking my sleep up. But check this new shirt I got.
I am always so fucking exhausted. Wake me up when humans are able to travel through time, or to another galaxy or universe. Thanks.
88cm: i get that we’re all mentally ill and that sometimes makes us not empathetic but i am so fucking tired of yall being like “i can’t apologize because i have no empathy” or any shit like that. you need to own up to your mistakes and you need
mrwatchmework: watchme202: 💡🎥🎬💧💦🌊 am I the only nigga into this shit 😻💧💧don’t judge me She sprayed my ass down and fuck up the 🎥🎥 but the show must go on 💡🎥🎬💦💧🌊🌊
Honestly, if that’s the only thing you have a problem with that’s written there you’re probably as fucked up as I am.More maybe, the way you type is atrocious. I would also just like to point out again that I do not support rape, but maybe kind
FUCK FUCK FUCK I KNOW IM SUPPOSED TO BE ALL CUTE BUT RIGHT NOW I FEEL SO SAD AND MY BIPOLAR IS GOING INTO A DOWNHILL AND IM FILLED WITH ANXIOUS AND REMEMBERING EVERYTHING BAD THATS HAPPENED AND WHAT A SCREW UP I AM AND I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO STOP
this looks bad
Who does this fat little fuck think he is looking up at nothing with crazy eyes??
icarus-is-fallen: I’m sorry for being a bit of a fuck-up but I am trying really hard ok
gonna be honest but when i first learned about the gigapause i was like, that’s cool, it’s gonna be gr8 omg the intensity of it all aaa so pumped etc, but then a few hours passed by and i curled up on my bed thinking about how sad i am LOL
neveryourbabygirl: told myself I wouldnt fuck up this semester but here I am fuckin up lmao oh well
chelseaswickedworld: “Sometimes my father and I enjoy a nice, leisurely fuck but there are other times I want my father to fuck me not like I am his daughter; but as if I was some cheap whore he picked up at some bar - a hard relentless powerful fuck
cinnamontoastloops: There are many things in life that are confusing. But this, this is a fucking paradox. Why am I up all night worrying about you when you are no longer mine? You chose another over me. Maybe they were more exciting or more intelligent,
the-redheaded-harlot: Mistakes. I am the fucking queen I swear. Do they make a tiara for this? I fuck up but I’m capable of owning my own shitty behavior. And learning from my own bullshit.
f4lconpunch: Am I crazy? Maybe. But fucked up is how I’ve been lately. Shit, I dont give a fuck. Your family’s looking for you, wish them good luck.
shimmerdownmeow: Oh, hello there, jen-iii! We have got to stop meeting up like this! I know this may be hard to believe, but uh…I’m not the biggest fan of local law enforcement. And one of these days, I’m gonna run this entire miserable cesspool
Git gud m8 {W/bonus close-up of the Ponk-Dash section}(proto-and-vinyls-clop-cave)ok well that is a beautiful pinkiedash collection and i am jealous beyond belief, but you lose points for having worst pony spitfire there throw her into traffic and the
my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up
