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ohthesuit: shylittlebaby: sqoiledbrat: MODELS!!! the new snapchat updates location is so accurate ppl can see your street so enable Ghost Mode now!!!! Shiiiit. Your location is updated automatically when you open snapchat. To enable ghost mode pinch
idontlikelogarithms: wow taking touya to restaurants always ends fucked up this is why our love cant be real sorry *runs to ren’s arms even though i havent paid him yet but yeah thats life what can i do im poor as fuck touya cant work like a decent
gyutiebear: royal pirates are those cute awkward boys from next door who seem all cool and mysterious but really they all love cats and watch movies in their pajamas all day
julia-antoinette: Apparently my first drawing of 2016 was Markiplier!To be honest, I’ve become really insecure about my art recently, so I wasn’t sure if I’d post this or not but I really hope you all will like it. Basically spent my whole New
duskyhuedladysatan: girlwholovesturtles: gaymermell: do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for
magicbb8ball: the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto
nudityandnerdery: incognergroes: dopeybeauty: if disney ladies had blogs I'ma punch Anna But, I mean, for real- Megara reblogging Fifty Shades of Grey? Nah.
berlynn-wohl: Every listicle about which Star Wars characters go in which Hogwarts houses is bullshit. They always make Leia a Ravenclaw or a Gryffindor. Leia is a Slytherin. She was raised a princess but even that wasn’t enough for her, she was like
doesfromtheforest:the world is not ready for this but i posted it anyways
ok but what if you married whomever was on your *phone* background
juggsgotya: Catradora in a Nutshell Not my best edit, but accurate.
theconcealedweapon: Poor Person: I need food stamps so I don’t starve. Conservative: That’s lazy. Get a job. Poor Person: Fine. I got a job, but it doesn’t pay enough. The minimum wage needs to be raised. Conservative: Still lazy. Go to college
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
How dare you infer this means I’m shipping a Brains and Brawn team really really hard. How very accurately dare you.
truefangirlheart:aragima:starredforlife:okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!! is it just me or did the second question have anybody else like
buckbarrow: do you ever have second-hand obsessions like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little
outlandishrumor: THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER. PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.
moonstone–princess: Relateable Disordered Personality™ Feels your depended/fp/imprint is offline. you are dead inside. your best friend has tagged one of their friends in a post recently, but hasn’t tagged you in a post on the same page. you are
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
lesbihonest14: This is so accurate
sabbatine: diseonfire: thepfa: nohetero: scottthepilgrim: which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
istj-infjadventures: Someone posted this in an MBTI Facebook group I’m a part of. INFJ received INFJ when she followed the flow chart. I (ISTJ) also received INFJ 😂😂😂 How accurate is this chart for all of you? Reblog with your type and the
theultimatepumpkinpie: notasupersaiyan-yet: built2bulk: berserkerjerk: pr1nceshawn: Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans. Accurate. This is oddly comforting. Idk why I was expecting a list of negative shit We do do these
I don’t really understand why so many people take Greg being the most accurate illusion conjured by the room as evidence that Rose had influence on the room, when Steven would also know Greg very well since he’s his father. And everything
louiswaggadocio replied to your post “louiswaggadocio replied to your post: I feel like you can tell a lot…” What if I dont hate stevens mistake but I seriously wish the plushie idea worked and am really sad for pearl because a piece of gem
joannekwan: How I perceive the series in a nutshell. Awakening is like a summer extension course taken between freshmen and sophomore year; you remember the main points and a couple friends you made but the rest is vague.
Not to be mean or anything but I kinda assume that people who genuinely think the Crystal Gems are secretly evil bad guys have been watching the show on mute with their eyes closed…
drawnsheep replied to your post: anonymous asked:I have maybe a co…9Months ?Yes. That’s actually a low estimate too, it might be more accurate to say it takes a year for an episode to be completed (as in ready to air). They work on multiple
astrangerfromastrangeland: supertrout95: seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater Reblog it. Now. We all know the dark truth
textsbetweengems: They criticize him for staying up late, but when he goes to bed early stuff like this happens
alverdewolffe replied to your post: pet peeve: when people tag characters …Those people are what i call ‘shotgun taggers’ they don’t care they’ll put down 20 different tags and only 1/6 of them will be at all accurate or necessary.I think
artemispanthar: there are 3 websites I use to check SU’s schedule CartoonNetwork.com’s drop-down schedule is the most accurate, since its ‘straight from the horse’s mouth’ so to speak. CN’s scheduling is very fickle and so CN’s site schedule
totallycaesar: f0xcub: cj-sewers: fuckyeahblasphemy: suckmylorddisick: I’d like to correct this: “God, send us someone to cure AIDS, cancer, etc., etc.” “I did, but you gave them a substandard education because they lived in an area with
deadlydoodles: thatonceandfutureprat: onemerryjester: gooseweasel: animatedmoviesandfacts: The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible. I’m pretty sure I heard
uniq0rn: Just three minutes late, but accurate somewhere in the world. (Reblog for more. Do not delete caption.)Originals | Purchase my intimates | Fund via Ko-Fi
clearusan: BOYFRIEND SNAPCHAT WARS ROUND ONE : MIZUKI vs. CLEAR vs. KOUJAKU never make me choose between accurate headcanons or ooc happy headcanons because i will always choose the second
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.
radboysehun: im ok w spending ุ on food but wont buy a ุ shirt
draumstafir: rogerrrs: i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel just girly things
lalondes: looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
sasukeapologist: you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha
ohawkguy: the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most of which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need the notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s
thymos: way too accurate
tro90west: theladyinthestripeddress: theamericankid: who wore it better? That’s so mean lol but accurate
kingbomani: @Regrann from @therealasialee - I would say this is accurate lol #Rhianna #Work #regrann This is literally all I hear from this song!
darkislovelyyyy: Y'all… I can’t fucking breathe. Mariah’s run took me the fuck out 💀💀💀💀💀 Ok but the “woooo” every time after Lalah Hathaway’s part k i l l s me every time 😂😂😂that and how deep Jessica Reedy’s
Local Baby Is Exhausted But Refuses To Sleep
Just got to this point in my game and……I don’t think these exchanges are going to end well :)Also omg Annie is so short (But accurate, I guess) :O
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
snugglebear0827: theaterfuckstheatre: Sad but accurate. It’s even Hawaii based movie
zeekayart: fernando-montibol: edgemaverick: zeekayart: so this anime went to canada and they went to “the great assortment storesuper” aka the real canadian superstore it’s not even accurate superstore is grey and blue now thems big yams
eggbee: when u really want to talk about a thing but you know that literally no one cares
thelongestleash: A very brief, but accurate summary of the future of our relationship. Hope you’re as excited as I am, pet.
kateordie: bluemal: 14 years old: I’m young but I know what I want. This isn’t that hard, I’m all grown up already and have everything figured out.17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am
corgiandapsofriend: thatshowwelikeitinasguard: lilypichu: rory-thecenturion: bennet-the-cat: tesco-chav: windsor-dalrymple: phuckwhattheythink: AN ACCURATE 2013 HOROSCOPE This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice
I just found this and I can't stop laughing at how accurate this is
sometimes I hear old songs I related to when I was younger and then I realize now how depressing it is lol like I just listened to rilo kelly’s better son/daughter and I remember how accurate it was and thats sad
tabbymaebaby: I found this on pinterest, it’s not mine, but every single word is so beyond accurate that I felt the need to share it.
askcecewells: seabasschanmichaelis: jzsketch: thedarkeros: jack-aka-randomboobguy: ylwkirby: enobarria: phinfrost: this test has some downright confusing english but it seems to be more or less accurate if you can figure out the questions and