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breakfastburritoe: ordon-village: stunningpicture: Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars. This is transcendental. THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS
breakfastburritoe: ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
breakfastburritoe: Can’t wait to make these for Santa
breakfastburritoe: *drinks water to avoid talking*
breakfastburritoe: send people :(; so they know you sad but also dtf
breakfastburritoe: when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game
breakfastburritoe: dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
breakfastburritoe: I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast
breakfastburritoe: i like tall guys bc theyre closer to jesus
breakfastburritoe: why are mosquitoes a thing do they even pay taxes
breakfastburritoe: dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult I don’t even know… but… Im’ reblogging.
breakfastburritoe: I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks
breakfastburritoe: I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree u can leaf me alone I don’t care about ur opineon if u disagreen
breakfastburritoe: do you ever get second hand happiness like someone is happy so you’re happy bc they’re happy
breakfastburritoe: wwworldwide: lets pray for the people going though their scene phase right now
breakfastburritoe:*drinks water to avoid talking*
breakfastburritoe: Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye
breakfastburritoe: im so mad im not a firefly like wtf why cant my ass light up like that
breakfastburritoe: old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh
breakfastburritoe: google say he yawning but nah he thinkin bout dick
breakfastburritoe: on the first day high school i broke my toe walking into a wall and i think that pretty much sums up my existence
breakfastburritoe: in first grade we had to write down our favorite ice cream flavor and the whole class put cookie dough so i put cookie dough bc peer pressure and then we were asked to color in an ice cream scoop with our favorite flavor and i had
breakfastburritoe: how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory
breakfastburritoe: lets-stop-the-killings-of-robins: breakfastburritoe: asks are rebloggable? whats next… rebloggable selfies?? selfies are rebloggable… obviously not because then id get notes haha nice try though
breakfastburritoe: depressed-0bsessed: breakfastburritoe: Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch You spelled real wrong. Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
breakfastburritoe: breakfastburritoe: ive gotten very close to a relationship like 2 inches away because my friends were making out in front of me
