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alpha-dom-dad: THE PROPER WAY A FATHER SHOULD TEACH HIS SON ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
1of2dads: What do you say when your mom catches you and your dad sucking each others dick? We already used the birds and bees excuse years ago when she caught us naked. Poor dad was freaking out, she was screaming divorce, and child abuse. She was packin
thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: Meet Lotte, whose filmmaker dad got her to ham for the camera once a week from birth to age 12, then turned the footage into this gem of a time lapse video. Stunning. [dailypicksandflicks]
elfeinxen: Hey @suicide-bird Me and @amw just wanted to say Fuck U18chan you make the story how you wanted cuz you da man. Hope you like this manage a troise (threesome) with dad gull.
jeaniechrist:trainhardbestrong:hannahroad:hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go and it
trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go and it flew away
jeaniechrist: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go
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windboner: jimmy-howard: todayisblank: Baby owl! no it isn’t uh yeah it is GOD i thought you were like some FANCY BIRD EXPERT. do you want to fight me. i was raised amongst baby owls in a baby owl pack in fact my owl dad was alpha owl i bet youre
daddyswhore: I didn’t expect my dad to give me a demonstration when it came to the “Birds and the Bees” talk but I’m so glad he did. I’m not sure I got everything though so we may need to revisit this topic several times.
cotetr: Bird mom, Cool dadI’m back from the vacation! My dad kinda kidnapped me xD;;
cotetr: Happy bird mom on a dad sweater.Things I didn’t know I needed until we got them
cactussi: Cool dad and bird mom
nikailustracion: “Starring bird mom, rocker dad and small son” I’d say this one is my favourite episode from the series, so I had to re-do the illustration I made for it ^^ The second picture is the first version I did, in 2019 Do not repost!!
fuckyeahtattoos: My mom and I got matching tattoos in honor of my late, humming bird enthusiast step dad. It was designed and done by Michelle Nordeen at Crimson Heart Designs in Clear Lake, WI. These pictures were taken shortly after it was done.
drakestories: DAILY REBLOG drakestories: I may have been 18 and already knowing all about the birds and bees but Dad insisted on sitting me down for a father-son talk and showing me how to use a condom. “Don’t want you getting any girls pregnant,”
khstar126: blastingofftotomorrowland: Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The
nonymoose: casishisbabydaddy: nonymoose: euglassea-watsonia: My dad is watching a car programme where they are doing up a Chevy impala and they found a dead bird under the bonnet which apparently means its haunted or cursed or something…suspicious…I
savethechip: savethechip: I just told my dad to download flappy bird I’m grounded
dontpanic-grabyourtowel: blastingofftotomorrowland: Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him
hadoukenresident: fangirling-and-tea: fangirling-and-tea: so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing then he goes “oh good you got my tweet”
coelasquid: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go
cnutface: kayla-bird: b1a4gasms: I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD THIS MADE MY DAY an off switch for babies has been invented and it is beyonce #incidentally what a hot dad
jeaniechrist:trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go and
chillona: beautiful-dad: deafdestroya: bird: [screaming loudly into cup] 😂😂😂 same
darkviolet3: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go
jeaniechrist:trainhardbestrong:hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go and
traveler-wanderer:My friend’s dad built this human bird nest at a resort called Treebones in Big Sur. It is truly wonderful and it overlooks the ocean :)
My mom bought birds but she’s never home, my dad works, I work until eight now. Why buy animals you can’t take care of?
goliosi: “we’d like to get your blessing”
childrenofhigherbeings: “Son your mother and I think you’re ready for a talk about the birds and bees, do you think you’re ready for dad’s talk? Mom won’t be home for another hour.”
epistemologicalfallacy:bloodredorion:glackbirl:l3sb4: bryarly: What are birds? We just don’t know. wait, creationists don’t believe in electrons? My dad doesn’t believe in atoms and my grandma still thinks that there’s only four planets
adobe-outdesign:escaliburn:adobe-outdesign: I love pokemon 2000. the whole plot is just some birds getting pissed and trying to kill each other because some asshole mildly inconvenienced them while their dad tries to calm them down. meanwhile ash is
publicradios:publicradios:Me aand my dad just stood at the kitchen window for 10 mins looking at this one bird and trying to figure out what it was. liike imjust saying i was made to be a middle aged man i cant waitJust staring at the thing.
daddybearaddict: dunelegends: Mom! This is from ‘White Bird in a Blizzard’ Chris Meloni is the sexy dad.
brealeylou: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it go
pepperandpals:If your family makes the holidays suck, congrats! You’ve been adopted by my birds. Your dad is a cockatiel and dinner is millet.
avianawareness: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They let it
butterscotchwm: glackbirl: l3sb4: bryarly: What are birds? We just don’t know. wait, creationists don’t believe in electrons? My dad doesn’t believe in atoms and my grandma still thinks that there’s only four planets This makes me so angry.
glackbirl: l3sb4: bryarly: What are birds? We just don’t know. wait, creationists don’t believe in electrons? My dad doesn’t believe in atoms and my grandma still thinks that there’s only four planets
catchaglimpseofalleble: trainhardbestrong: hannahroad: hannahroad: hannahroad: Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection” my uncle: “that’s great” Miley: “it’s a bird” my uncle: “no its not” -chirping noise- They
toughskinandplaythings: satans-exwife: curlygoober: cobblepot: hug-bug: some-song-reference: Mine just described me I think it’s broken. I got “cute emo girl” gay bird meme Sweet bird mom Lil cinnamon roll mom gay emo dad Hot gay animal
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