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The sumptuous Miss Kiki Kakuchi, proving that hourglasses are best used for egg-timers!…
Omg. Snoop and weed eggs. Best easter ever.
secretofnimh: “The Egg” by Andy Weir You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best
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tumbler-of-cats: ‘Here is my cat her name is kimchi’, from @shimmering-egg, thanks!Submit your best cat pictures >hereTumblerofCats on Twitter | TumblerofCats on Instagram
mumueller: ilovebreakfast:(via pgsvensk) Eggs Benedict = Best Breakfast Food. EVER.
narusu: “I’m Mikoshiba Momotarou! My hobby is hunting for stag beetles! My favorite proverb is "Even Homer sometimes nods!” My best dish is fried eggs! When I shower, the first place I wash is—"
That was easily the best Christmas party ever. I mean, our Christmas party is always fun, but this one was really something. I had way too much rum in my egg nog, so … sorry again for letting everyone know we’ve started doing orgasm denial. Look,
foodffs: This is the best banana bread in existence! Ingredients: 3 bananas 1 ½ cup of flour 1 ½ cup of brown sugar ½ cup of melted butter 2 eggs 1 spoon of baking powder 2 spoons of baking soda 4 spoons of natural yogurt Blend all ingredients together,
reallyreallyreallytrying: best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat)
theslayersblog: theslayersblog: glamourousrevenge: Lina vs. Noonsa Zel has the best expression. I’m guessing that’s fish person for “have my eggs”. XD
lustingfood: The Best Philly Cheesesteak Egg Roll Recipe
I didn’t quite finish,but yay more benefactor gorging. Some great friends cheered me up by helping me get dinner tonight, special HUGE thanks to both of them (and lots of hugs, they’re the best) That’s six egg rolls, an order of crab rangoons,
iwhumpyou:One of the best tips for writing descriptions of pain is actually a snippet I remember from a story where a character is given a host of colored pencils and asked to draw an egg.The character says that there’s no white pencil. But you don’t
j5h: j5h: eggs this is my best post
jamesavery09: I make the best scrambled eggs😉snapchat/insta j_avery09
donc-desole: hypo-thermic:acidocasualidad:Easter egg reload animations from Battlefield: Hardline.I love this shit so much you have no idea.Animators are the best people.God bless this game.
smile-phantomhive: ciel phantomhive is literally one of the best and most complex characters ever. Like one moment he’s burning down a building full of kids and the next he’s cheating at an Easter egg hunt contest and sometimes he’s just the cutest
the-best-of-funny: clockworkwillow:my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????X
fluffygif: Best Easter Egg
digi-egg: Angewomon! best digimon~ < |D’‘‘‘
biomorphosis: Stone Curlew incubating eggs. Keeping a low profile is what the stone curlew does best. When confronted with danger these birds either scurry away to cover, or freeze on the spot hoping to blend into the background.
darkfiretaimatsu: Everypony has their preferences. Whatever you like is just fine. Drink what tastes best to you, even if it’s eggs~ For my money, though: No Coke! Pepsi! xD
marsminer-venusspring:Mars knows the best places to hide eggs.XD!! Poor Venus >w<
heyluchie:Ramen are one of the best confort foods. Food Baby, my 42 pages, full color zine, is available for individual sale ! Inside you’ll find recipe comics, food related journal comics, eggs adventures and a exclusive introduction comic. I hope
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rabdoidal:best bros best boys, egg pants bear shirt
did-you-kno:Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot. Source Source 2
oucu:have you ever tried gong cha? have you ever tried their milk foam green tea with boba + egg pudding 100% sweet 50% ice? have you ever tried the best milk tea? have you truly lived?
fapfapfappings: Swollen bellies are the best bellies… Especially when swollen with eggs!
squirtlesquidsquad: this is a legitimate message I got back in april and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened“Lol yeah it was an accident the egg picture was right next to that dick pic and I didn’t realized I clicked it until I already
mothbug: one of my chickens consistently lays ridiculous eggs and it’s the best thing ever
the-egg-god:su angst is the best
afternoonranger: i was walking to history class and saw an egg in a water fountain i don’t understand why or how but i wish it the best of luck on it’s journey
greenteaz-and-company: silverseafoam: heyluchie: Ramen are one of the best confort foods. Food Baby, my 42 pages, full color zine, is available for individual sale ! Inside you’ll find recipe comics, food related journal comics, eggs adventures
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole loser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
did-you-kno: Albert Einstein once said his 2nd-best idea (after the theory of relativity) was soft-boiling an egg at the same time as he was cooking his soup, so he could get two meals and only have to wash one pot. Source Source 2
studybunnylearns: The best thing about today? Treating these chunky cheesers to some scrambled egg omnomnom.
yuutei: “I’m Mikoshiba Momotarou! My hobby is hunting for stag beetles! My favorite proverb is “Even Homer sometimes nods”! My best dish is fried eggs! When I shower, the first place I wash is-”
camilleykinz: best-of-funny: postscratch: merps: i don’t know how to feel about these eggs good morning sunshine X Are we ignoring the fact that it says “our eggs are fresher than your neighbours kids”
the-absolute-best-gifs: ippinka: Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites! this is genius. this is actually lifechanging
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
internetsensationjakesurname: chivalrousgambler: reallyreallyreallytrying: best sexuel position is 609 (girl lie one way, boy lie other way, dragon egg between them is incubated by their body heat) I read this as “best sexual pokemon is 609” and
godtechturninheads: jin95sthings: ladyinterior: Brittany Wright There are blue eggs ..? Like from hens ..? Yeah farm fresh eggs are the best man this is my fridge goals this color coordinating makes my ocd senses tingle with joy
mackenn: jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck bitch salad omfg
odinsnotwearingmakeup: nobodyy-knowws: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: feeling egg oh my god guys for real im laughing so hard rn I think the worst part was that she was fighting with an egg I think the best part is that she
ichewonpushpins: runatic-lavings: Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register Also, Land O’Lakes Omega-3 Eggs ring up as “LOL OMG EGGS”, which is quite possibly the best thing ever.