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“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed, and on the couch, and on the table, and against the wall…” Submitted by anonymous.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Well, I do believe that my pupils have dilated!” Submitted by crows-flight.
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”
“It would be the end of the world to me if your landlady were to cockblock us.”
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“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“No matter what, your disguise is always a self-portrait. No wonder you look sexy in anything.”
“I would disguise myself as a wounded vicar just to get invited into your home.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I would keep your mobile phone.”
“Shall I prevent you from being able to deduce me?”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
noordzee: Drawn after that bit in A Scandal in Belgravia where Mycroft mentions Sherlock’s… original aspiration in life. It’s rather scribbly…. I still wasn’t all that great at drawing the characters as adults, much less children, and I was
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“You don’t have to say ‘Vatican Cameos’ to get me to go down.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American has fallen out of your window.”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“I always hear ‘suck my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me orgasm.”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Brainy’s the new sexy, but your looks are just old fashioned sexy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side. I guess I’m a loser now.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Me wearing antlers is best left to the imagination, but me wearing nothing at all is a must-see.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“It’s okay– you don’t have to wear makeup or a dress to compensate for the size of your mouth and breasts.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“You don’t need to decipher passenger jet seat allocations in order to get a kiss from me.â€
“I don’t do anonymous clients, but for you I’ll make an exception.â€Submitted by mercyhouse.
“If you were my husband, I would never sleep with a P.E. teacher.â€
“You don’t need to be a vicar with a bleeding face in order to see me naked.â€
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
