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nicosar: Me and the rest of the football team were having a party one weekend, drinking beer and plowing my little bro’s hole. Well, dad was supposed to be out fishing overnight but around seven or so he had to come back home to pick up some gear he
Me and my dad for Mardi Gras, i love how he’s chuggin a beer and i’m standing there pointing at something xD
1of2dads: I can’t recall going to Uncles house and him having clothes on. When Mom and dad said they were having some problems, and I had to spend the summer with my Uncle I got a hard on. All I could do is picture him naked with a beer and a cigarette.
majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
Darn, she says… “this top won’t stay put while we are wrestling Mr. C. I guess I will have to take it off then. What a great way to enjoy a beautiful summer evening… oil wrestling my best friend’s dad, and having some beers! You
fatherlust: This Father enjoys inviting other single Dads from the neighborhood over to his place to strip down, throw back some beers, and jack their paternal cocks while checking each other out and talking dirty about their sons. Really sexy older
jhtravus-gay-fiction: Anyone know if Hallmark carries a “Sorry I Fucked Your Dad” card? Because I’ve got a pretty pissed frat brother on my hands that probably wishes he had his old man stop after that third beer this Parents Weekend. Shit,
male-tf-control:“Dad’s gonna be so pissed when he finds out I took his body out to the beer bust for a second weekend in a row. Too bad I don’t give a fuck what he thinks now that I can possess his body whenever I want!”
purpleypony: ponies-n-things: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer poor Mike the last one killed me
h0saki: It’s already Sunday in Japan, so happy Father’s Day! A toast to Isshin/Soichiro, worst and yet best Dad ever. The Kiryuin sisters would probably drink lots of beer on that day, enough for three. I imagine that Satsuki would pass out first
dadsonsex: First beer with uncle Tom and dad
fatdads: dad letting it all breathe. let me get you a beer…
fatdads: dad’s beer tank is amazing
fatdads:It’s not a mystery where dad’s beer gut comes from
fatdads:Dad’s kicking off the weekend with a couple of morning beers
fatdads:Dad didn’t always have a big beer belly, but I can hardly picture him without one anymore.
eevee11511:While I was scrolling through Tinder, I saw this profile. There is no way that is a beer belly! I messaged him, and we ended up chatting a bit. Turns out his ex got him pregnant and he’s embracing his dad bod
fatdads:drunkdrunkdrunk303:I didn’t get my beer drinking habits out of nowhere. Dad had better step up his game. I’m catching up!
fatdads:bbbottomforgrandpa:Keep the beers coming. Dad’s got can take it. Though his belt might not!
daddysbuttsniffer: Dad don’t usually let you play around down there. Must be the sea air and the beer got to him.
dadchaser63: …Dad having a beer in the back yard…naked…
manlydadchaser63:…now you and your brother owe Dad some beer on a dare…
pikaballoons: i wonder if anyone from tumblr would actually invite me to their house i would come over to my house and you can drink my bitch beer, watch bad shows w/ me or play vidya or talk to my dad because hes fucking hilarious then sniff my ferrets
OK SO I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT THE CAT BOXES SO i COULD TAKE THE CAT POOP BAG UPT OTHE GARTAGE TO GET RID OF UIT AND i SAW THAT MY DADS CAR IS IN FRONT OF THE GARAGE AND I HAVE TO MOVE IT BEFORE I MOVE THE ONE IN THE GARAGE. *CRACKS OPEN A BEER*
marriedjock8: The beer is a poor substitute for my dad when I’m away at college, but for now my memories will have fill in the gaps until my next trip home.
I found out how to take a screenshot. Yet I still don’t know what happened to Dad’s root beer.
family-jewels-fan-2: beer for drink, dad for eat
darbyxxxrose: Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant discuss their WrestleMania III battle over a few beers. my dad used to be the butcher at the chart house in san diego, and one night after a wwf event at the sports arena, in walks Andre the Giant and the
yourfriendsdad: Dad had been walking around in his underwear all night. While he made a snack. While he watched tv. While we were in the kitchen getting beers. “Hold on boy, I wanna show you something.” I had no idea what he was talking
maddyloves16: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer The twister one made me choke in laughter
twisted-talez: dad4dads: “Your dad around?” asked our hunky neighbor Ted as I was sunning myself in the backyard on a warm, summer day. “Thought he might wanna come over for a beer on the back deck.”“Sorry,” I answered, trying not to
violetsystems: whitegirlsaintshit: illumahottie: THIS DAD IS GETTIN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. YES PAPI! FUCK EM UP IN THE ARIZONA SHORTS AND THE ASICS!!!!!! the lesson here in short really is just cargos, beer, trap music, and capes
relax-dad: cigar, beer, tunes, hard.
I chugged two beers down last night after coming home, remembering I hid them in the fridge. Surprised my dad didn’t see them and drank Moonshine. NAAASSSTTYY. Still can walk though. 👍
sheepinthewolves: So I’m out of beer and I told my dad that. He said that’s good you drink too much anyway. :( I want to drink more.
powerbottomjock9241: sodosatyr: sodosatyr: Wanted a before pic to compare with the after becuz mom and dad are away for the day and big bro intends to invite his buddies over beer and bropussy! Big bro, lil bro :)
tritrippiehippie: outrunmyself: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer These are all worth the reblog. Last one I thought the one with
outrunmyself: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer These are all worth the reblog.
republicansareahategroup: startrektofinish: republicansareahategroup: sorta-dad: critical-perspective: alaija: bububorg: startrektofinish: Not to take away from this scene, because it’s amazing, but do Americans realise that root beer is gross?
jeniphyer: majesticaljeff: rednecktex: huffy-lemon: Favorite story posts part 1 That last one My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer I’ve done the last one before, shits dangerous as shit but I finally tasted Godiva
boitwink: sometimes wenn dad goes to the bar, he invites some guys over for the last beer, then he starts telling the guys that i´m his toy , then he looks at me and says show the guys how you makes them feel welcome boy, service them as you services
wincest-captions: I brought over my boyfriend to watch movies with me. I thought maybe it would make my dad and brother give me one night of peace. But a couple beers in, and my boyfriend and family have become fast friends… and as always, I’m stuck
All ready for my sleepover with @tears_0ver_beers 💕 here’s your blanket since my Dad thought this was a cute gift when I was dumped for a juggalo #ICP #sickjoke #justjuggalothings #juggahoe
love-the-family: Me and mom every time dad goes to the bathroom, or to the kitchen to fetch another beer.
m16s-m1911s-and-beer: TACTICAL DAD LOADOUT
weightlossandlipgloss: drvalkyrie: Have I ever mentioned before that I adore my dad Hahaha. Except I like light beer. But still funny.
t8sgreat: My buddy goes on a beer run, seconds later I hear a shower running so I investigate walking down the hall to the bathroom…there was my best buds dad showering with the door wide open…
dadstightywhities: “Having a beer with my dad.”
sentientorb: I fully embrace mom wine culture and dad beer culture simultaneously
madaara: whitegirlsaintshit: Why k*nye look like one of your dad’s friends that always askin somebody to grab him a beer? CIYDTIDKGDJTDITD LMAOOOOO
