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smuppets: princeponey: derpityharry: miss-jazz: jamieofsealand: charlieazard: wigmund: rappinpicard: browhyyoubetray: I need a jew because I stink. um wat I stabbed a prostitute because I’m sexy. welp. :T I ran naked with Santa Claus because
hedonismknowsnobounds: Um, yes. orgasmictipsforgirls: purelynaughty: Was so horny but was forced to touch myself in the bathroom because everyone was home. Not much, but hope you enjoy ;) Um, hot. [more sexy videos here]
Um, by the way, it’s my version of Thom Yorke in my Moleskine It’s the first page, so maybe this is not for drawing, because I had to unstick this pages But I love this painting anyway))
fancyfishface: O-oh my, okay, so um….Happybirthdayhamlet! I wanted to give you something, well, better, because I really admire you, and you seem so nice to everyone and you totally deserve a million happy shiny things but I—just, um…yeah. n.n;;;;
hypdom: “But… um… wait… why am I wearing this?” “Your old cheerleading outfit? Oh, because we wanted to see if it still fits…” “Um… ok, but I don’t remember being a cheerleader….” “Wow, you did
because-of-love: Cansar não significa desistir, então descanse, coloque um sorriso no rosto e depois recomece. (Denis)
Um okay so this is a MAYBE project as I’ve got a million different things I want to do and then proceed to do 0 of them because I overload myself hooray BUT Answer me these things: If I made a Lemontwist/Foreverhorse daki, would you prefer it to
um I dont usually design “tricksters”, (because I know little about them) but I had this idea-thing for Porrim for a while so I thought Id quickly scribble it down and yeah, her dress is basically a chocolate fountain???……&hellip
strongbirdjay: ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
chipsncookies: So my good friend ven is playing AJ and wondered how Apollo would’ve adored Thalassa when the Gramaryes’ performance are still popular on tv I love the idea of baby Polly feeling comfort when he sees her, feeling a connection to her
canweatleasttry: strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
because-i-lost-it-all: tem dias que eu desabo que nem um edifício em demolição, e tudo aqui dentro vira só ruína do que um dia foi inteiro.alguns outros dias eu me sinto tão triste quanto naquele dia em que eu perdi meu avô, e consequentemente
asiehorsesjourney:Posting my first video. So um, I masturbate with a hair brush mostly because that’s all I have. It feels pretty decent. It’s just weird because I’m still uncomfortable with my body. So like it feels good while I’m doing it, but
jukeboxemcsa: amanitacaplan: Meet the Thirteenth Doctor Um…this may be making me a little bit happy. :) that poor woman will be getting so much undeserved shit. I can’t tell if I approve because she will probably great in the role or because I am
because-b: orleos: sodomymcscurvylegs: werebottom: Um….. I’m…at a loss for words
strongbirdjay:ariesmark: sharkielle: GOD DAMN PREACH IT Um ok?? What’s that have to do with anything?? Because humans slaughter sharks by the thousands every hour for no reason other than to kill them. Because we go into the sharks’ territory
sometimessmuthappens: Sorry I just… um.Sidon n Basak my dumb oc because i’m terrible. Drawing dumb zora porn is the only thing making me happy right now. Everyone needs to make one because this is a problem i support.
hypdom: Oh!! Um hi… I really love that file you sent me… Thanks so much!! What? Turn my webcam on? Ok, Master…*click*Um, but why did I call you Master, Master? Um, oh, right… because I’m conditioned to call you Master…Wait, what? Oh
yanlikesgold: Erwin is a kindergarten teacher and Levi is a shitty brat.
teddibe: Yuri!!! on Fire -【 M O D E L 】AU.Victor is a modeling scout who spotted Yuri on the street. He soon becomes Yuri’s coach, helps him to envision his future directions, guides and encourages him in order fulfil his goals.The story also has
ayahalloway: hyliankalmo: logicgirl: so my friend, gleamingcurls, told me that tumblr would love my bed because it’s a loft so um, here. This is where I sleep is it actually that cool? You motherfucker. I want that bed. I WANT THIS BECAUSE OF REASON
helioscentrifuge: theeverfreeforest: UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it Oh dear yall
“Um, I don’t …” I didn’t finish what I was saying because Felix had grabbed me and pulled me to him for a deep kiss. I felt his full lips and then his tongue slipping into my mouth to run along my teeth and over my own tongue. I closed
fun-4-us: Panties in full color per request part 2… Because if you got um why not show um off
50fuckingandlovingit: kinkycutequotes: Am I on Tumblr because I’m horny? Or am I horny because I’m on Tumblr? ~k/cq~ Um…yes! 💋 I’m not sure!I’m still trying to figure it out!
nomnomchubby: lavie-enrouge: I’m losing my shit rn because a friend gave me this bra ages ago and I forgot about it because I just knew it wouldn’t fit me, because it’s so rare that a bra fits me properly. And I just decided to try it on and um !!!!!
dimesandnicks: cowbellguy: Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege. Shiiiitttt Damn straight! Um… so to speak…
“I like Donald Trump because he tells the truth and isn’t politically correct!” Um, no, guys. You like him because he repeats your ignorant, nauseating, racist views. Because him saying all this hateful BS makes you feel legitimate and respectable.
shinraidekinai: crimpyourhair: ghostquick: kimberryberry: shinraidekinai: Awkward hands lol um whats “um” about this she is fucking gorgeous? i’m assuming ”um” because kimberryberry is the person who posted this picture and someone rudely
everyone keeps asking me if I’m nervous because I’m starting high school tomorrow. “no, i just really don’t wanna go” is all I say. it’s true, I’m not nervous and I really don’t wanna go. but it’s what I don’t say that’s how I really
Elegant, more like Elephant. Because. Um. Shit. She’s big?
because-i-lost-it-all: me disseram que eu tenho um jeito tão meu e que isso é bom. mas esse jeito meu de ser tem acabado com meus dias de maneiras que eu não conseguiria descrever apenas em palavras. porque muitas vezes a gente não é o que quer,
stxphxnxa:Maybe you could um 🥺 spit in my mouth hold my hand
um i will give money to someone who lives in the UK to buy me this bracelet i want and then ship it to me because this shop doesn’t ship internationally and i want it :(
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silent–euphoria: teenageworri3s: teenageworri3s: obsessedwithherlips: When I’m away from home, my girlfriend sends me this as an “I miss you” text 💖 So um life goals um i cant breath Oh & reblogging twice because of that person
um-vampiro-rockeiro: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys.
arkhams: margaritina: arkhams: hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ME I WOULD
discount-supervillain: Elegant, more like Elephant. Because. Um. Shit. She’s big?
harder4mom: “Really? Your friends at school say that I’m a MILF? I’m flattered. Do you think I’m a MILF too, sweetie? Because, um, I think you’re a “SILF”, if you know what I mean. So maybe we could have some fun before your dad gets home.”
mossysatyr:mossysatyr:From 5 years ago[they/them]I’m just reblogging this for the anon whining I didn’t post it because I did, they just missed it
Um.. so.. how can I be so dumb it took me til today to realise I felt I’ll and had headache all day yesterday because I took my shot yesterday 🥺All worth it thoo ^-^
testosteronebutch-moved-deactiv:Why do people see female warrior characters and immediately call them butch??? Physical strength is not inherently butch/masculine and it makes me so tired to see this play out over and over.
flexible: mimi-keehl-jeevas: tyrala1: postmarxed: bitternest: moonlight-mery: jodalovesstuff: Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease. I need them for um reasons lol Let’s take
um-is-meth-a-carb: treyss213: crunchbuttsteak:have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you? i have a list of names that are off limits because of these people. Me too
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thechessboardspookslibrary replied to your post: still more elf lady and photo… Wait a sec, how is her digital camera making Polaroid photos? Does she have one of those Polaroid printers? um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yes
because-i-lost-it-all: é complicado explicar que às vezes eu me sinto como um ator encenando a mim mesmo numa tragédia que eu já dei todos os atos, inclusive o fim.porque nem sempre dá pra escrever sobre coisas bonitas e tardes ensolaradas esperando
because-i-lost-it-all:não é sobre quanto café eu bebi pra aguentar ficar de pé depois de virar noites em claronem das cicatrizes que carrego no corpo dos momentos que precisei de um escapemuito menos das vezes que encarei a morte de frente porque
actually i experience “body horror” every day. because. um. i have one
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