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Maximum FriendsÂ Done with this one. Hopefully it will keep your hands busy until whenever CamGirls is finished!Â *Loud Volume Warning!! I figured it out, I have my speakers set to 34% because everything is too loud. I gotta remember to switch that up

npharris: Oftentimes I meet people who challenge me, “You have no idea what you’ve done for me.” Well the truth is, it’s the other way around. I do have an idea, and a pretty good one at that. Because for whatever you may think I may be giving

theshiningd2: goatdick: ty tyrone ;_; I love this because this is actually what he does for a living. I love it even more that he’s adopted the Tyrone moniker. Yeah this sounds right in my option.

Fuck, I really wish I could wear this outfit to work. But it’s cool because I have yummy pasta!

TUMBLR I WAS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING WORK TONIGHT fannishminded: Can you do Sherlock in a fancy outfit/dress/crown/anything fun and funky- and then put him with a tiara or something that says “Dancing Queen”? Because of reasons.

naughtynicegirl69: Happy Monday…:):):):)…I have to say I am really a dork…lol…it took me half way through this little photo shot to realize my nightie was on inside out…hehe…posting it anyway because that is life…sometimes you feel so good

smitethepatriarchy: tatehorror: tsarbucks: supermoclel: fallen-for-autumn: fabiangow: supermoclel: now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair I have never laughed so hard in my life. Fucking.

abbacuus: candybeans: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Want that puppy. I’m that cat, shit…

holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango: madamethursday: tariqk: eclecticmuses: roane72: alwayshometomarvel: roane72: esterbrook: roane72: The thing about Tumblr that probably makes me saddest is the underlying

bvbyblues: jimmy really out here like “we are ONLY getting married for legal reasons. there is NOTHING else to it. am i deeply in love with her?? sure but that’s irrelevant. do i want to spend the rest of my life with her?? i mean yeah but that’s

limitlesscorrosion: This is a pure bismuth crystal. The heaviest element that is not radioactive (ok technically it is but it’s half life is like 9 orders of magnitude older than the universe so it really doesn’t count.) Probably my favourite crystal

In a weird twist of events, I’m going to be hooked up in an IV lounge for the next two days. Weird because forward progression is a rare thing in my life. What that means is that I’m probably going to continue being way too trashed to go over 81 (the

$fractalacidfairy: ccatty:b0undb0nes:madness-is-my-life:Some of this still looks ‘shopped… I will take that as a compliment, because it ain’t, it’s all me. oh ma gerrrrd This has got to be one of my favorite pictures on tumblr$

fractalacidfairy: ccatty:b0undb0nes:madness-is-my-life:Some of this still looks ‘shopped… I will take that as a compliment, because it ain’t, it’s all me. oh ma gerrrrd This has got to be one of my favorite pictures on tumblr

Sobbing because Night is starting to malfunction which reminds me that he is a robot and not a real life boyfriend and its so sad. When he shuts down completely i will shed buckets of tears T^T I mean…He can’t start malfunctioning now! He

the amount of ‘nope’ that is happening in my life right now is actually ridiculous

EPISODE 12. OHMYGOD. NO. MY HEART IS BEING TORN INTO PIECES. AND THAT PART. “THE WOLF DIES BECAUSE THE WOLF LOVED THE GOAT MORE.“ I .AM .SO .DONE .

I wish I could stop remembering ginger because flip a coin heads it’s warm memories tails I’m sobbing because why is she gone. Why didn’t I hold her more. Why did I fail her. My OCD was so bad that for the last year of her life I barely

just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason

blamesteve: That’s a fake laugh. It’s real. Totally fake. That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan!

memoirsofaninja:Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life- Me:

I’m pretty sure I’m going to drop out of therapy. I would really like some advice about it. I can’t rationalize paying for it anymore and I just fell terrible thinking about my last session. But at the same time, I feel like the biggest

makes wishlists on various websites as if I’m going to be able to afford anything for my birthday/christmas and/or I have friends that like me enough to get me things

“Tell That Mick He Just Made My To-Do List” is my go-to fuck you song to my life the past five months. It’s 2 real for me after all of this bullshit.

thatjuliaperson:mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:hatchworthsmoustache: snowbouquet: Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba. Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because

I haven’t posted since I went on vacation (which was almost a month ago) so I guess I accidentally took a hiatus, but that’s fine, because it means my come-back post is perfect for a life update.Not wanting this to conflict with my engagement

xxcactusdudexx: my personality is basically just every Tales of Symphonia character mashed into one person because i did nothing but play that game on repeat from sixth to eighth grade

Today I made chicken fried rice for my family and it came out pretty well and I’m really proud about it so I need to brag to tumblr. I know, I know, its silly to be so proud over something so small and simple but I almost never cook and I’m

Whenever my dog Leonard is being a dingus I call him “Len-NERD” just to emphasize the point. I don’t do that with my other dog only because I can’t think of a good pun on Vincent but rest assured he’s a big dingus too

there’s a spider just chilling in the corner of the ceiling directly above my computer and it better stay where it is and not come down here because it is a huge daddy long-legs that’s like the size of my hand (like, small body but incredibly long

one of the victims in Felidae is a cat named Deep Purple, named after the band. And its always a little distracting to me, because one of my aunts dated/was involved with one of the members of that band in the 80′s. Its just a fact I know that I’m

I’m having a lot of trouble adjusting to my new glasses and while part of that is probably because its a stronger prescription, I think a lot of it is because the frames are so different from what I’m used to. I’d like to adjust to them but I don’t

synnymyn: thattallsummonerguy: This thought process is the one of most annoying things socially because half the time they believe their insecurities so much that it starts to become the truth. this is my life

i hate being cursed with bad luck! like honestly i can never enjoy what life has to offer because every single time that something good has to happen, something bad always follows it! i am not exaggerating, because for me this is my life! eff it. But

Sometimes it gets a little funny how much I accidentally misinform my doctors. Like, this week, it’s probably not going to occur to me to let anyone know that I’m having OCD trouble, because it hasn’t been traumatic. Anxiety disorder,

houseofalexzander: lover0fhumanity: houseofalexzander: I live, my life. I simply am who I am. Nothing anyone says cans stop me because I live my life, and mine alone. What that means is I allow myself the freedom, to expand beyond whatever boundaries

brklynbreed: I celebrate my own strength because nobody knows how I’ve far I’ve come better than me. My path to happiness did not come without hiccups, but at least it was my choice. I am happy to finally live a life that is my choice.

humansofnewyork: “I was a school teacher for all my life, but I had to leave when I went blind. It was tough for me because I’d helped so many other people’s kids, and then when my own kids got to high school, I couldn’t see enough to help

brookedaviz: Being yourself is one of the hardest things because it’s scary. You always wonder whether you’ll be accepted for who you really are. I decided to call my record ‘Inside Out’ because that’s my motto about life. I don’t think you

tallymali:ppl who drive white BMWs would kill a person without a second thought because they do not value any life that is not their own

mortalityplays:one of the most important things, perhaps the most important thing I have learned in my life is that nice people can fuck each other up in monstrous ways. people can be bone deep kind and loving and self reflective and still lash out under

the-absolute-funniest-posts: #at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical

wellhawkward: azorahai: #at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical We’re all going to crack up during this scene in the movie now.

sixpenceee: A sequel to my top 10 disturbing documentaries Through the Wormhole: Is there Life After Death: My most favorite one because it’s on a topic, that’s my life goal to answer scientifically. Morgan Freedman dives deep into this question,

what-is-my-lifee: you know that feeling in your heart when youre being ignored and forgotten and your throat stuffs up because you’re on the edge of bursting into tears? because i do. and this feeling has gotten too familiar to me

lilguy520: so my good friend Jennie took these pictures of me today and they were really inspiring. im so excited because, for once, i was happy with the fact that im a bigger build. im proud to be a chub. this is my life and the only one i have, so

unfriendlytaiwanesehottie:all the highly empathetic people i know in my life have had abusive home lives and that’s because we were trained to read a situation at any given moment in our homes and learn how to react within seconds because if we didn’t

kayleemb: gabriellabolton: And after all, a dream is a wish your heart makes. This is one of the reasons I tell people my dreams. Because they’re scary as shit and I don’t need that in my life

I just started the book on the right today but it’s already changing my life Obviously I know a lot already because this stuff is like my main focus of my social reform energies but this is just giving me more sources and putting into words all these

sergle: jasper-appreciation: unpretty: unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”* My blog: on the one hand this is a joke post because lol i have never made a good post in my life, but also, if i hadn’t made the connection between

spoonsandmore: shameful-display: More cleaning-tans because I lost control of my life. Draino-tan is straightforward, focused, and hard working. Windex-tan is good at a lot of things but thinks she’s good at everything. Where’s my wheelbarrows

kyleehenke: It’s totally crazy how people say that I look like I’m having so much fun being me, because that couldn’t have been farther from the truth not all that long ago? I literally spent the majority of my life hating myself and being disgusted

onefourthdork: god what the hell am i doing with my life hA STRESS DRAWING THATS WHAT please no violence because no I don’t think that this is what’s going to happen@jen-iii thanks i did the thingEDIT: I FIXED THE TEXT SORRY ABOUT THAT

introspectivepoet: Honestly, my goal is to build a life, and career, where I’m not constantly waiting for the weekend. I don’t want to live that way, where I hate five days of the week because I hate my life and job so much, that the only relief

brklynbreed: I celebrate my own strength because nobody knows how I’ve far I’ve come better than me. My path to happiness did not come without hiccups, but at least it was my choice. I am happy to finally live a life that is my choice.

letemps-delamour: unexplained-events: sixpenceee: sixpenceee: A sequel to my top 10 disturbing documentaries Through the Wormhole: Is there Life After Death: My most favorite one because it’s on a topic, that’s my life goal to answer scientifically.

introspectivepoet: Honestly, my goal is to build a life, and career, where I’m not constantly waiting for the weekend. I don’t want to live that way, where I hate five days of the week because I hate my life and job so much, that the only relief

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