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thecommonchick: All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this
breaktotheotherside: breaktotheotherside: kievan: absolutebell: this is strangely adorable NOOO THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! OH NO!!!! THE FUTURE IS HERE AND IT IS ADORABLE!!! *powoop* *pewoo pewoo* reblogging this again because you people need to see this
punkfather: This is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever fucking seen and I can’t even be angry about it because I’m too excited to go try both of these fuckers
mercwithamouth: I’ve been taking my mind off things lately by imagining Tony Stark’s reaction to Donald Trump announcing his candidacy for president, which would almost definitely be announcing his own candidacy because WHY NOT. Iron Patriot? How
bulletbutt: So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?” I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded: “Because I’m full of bees” I don’t think I’ve
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
aeroknight: someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen
mammamoon: DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill
keepmywhiskeyneat: TRUE STORY One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice lady of some sort
frillyknickersxo: orbem: when the bae is horny but u sleeping I have reblogged this so many times because of that caption 😂
skysinger-musings: thanks-for-the-scarf: gojiro: Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity,
finalfantasythings: I remember back in the day, I was so excited to turn 17 because that meant I’d be the same age as Squall, Rinoa, Tidus, Yuna, Zell, Selphie and Irvine (and a whole slew of other favorite characters from other fandoms I follow).
afternoonranger: conbox: paupaulie: Big shout out to the Engineer who was in the competition in Heroes of Cosplay!! I had a big freak out with me and my friend while we were watching because we weren’t expecting TF2 to come out in the show. :D (I
cutgrassgetrupees: When people are like “Let’s be friends…?” and I’m like “OF COURSE!” I actually don’t know what to do because how do you friends
blaineandersad: my parents said they were leaving and i started playing bump n grind really loudly because i thought they’d left and after finishing the first 30 seconds my dad was like ‘we’re still here’ ‘are you hiding a guy up there and
pantskitton: spains-a-total-uke: When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings
Did like... Kuriboh breed with every f'ing thing including the toaster because
pastahorde:Batten down the hatches and hide your children, SU fandom, because they’re catching onto us (´๑•_•๑)
princess-shatter: dear-bunni: robina-otaku: eezybree: SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us
thebestoftumbling: balile: communistbakery: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO
girlshaveablog: WOW! We just reached 500 (actually 525 now) followers! So the Girls and I thought it would be appropriate to pay a little tribute to our first silly comic that got the whole thing rolling.And because we’re idiots, as we planned this
yoncevevo: I’ve never seen this full ad I’m happy I did because I just witnessed Hilary swiping this bitch bald
bilbosoakenshield: thelifeofmyferrets: cosrnos: monobeartheater: absorr: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks.
filledwiththislight: Things my dentist has actually said to me: “Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.” “When was the last time you flossed? Your gums
ariasune: I gotta write a fic about it, but like 90% sure the reason Yuugi took so long to solve the puzzle was because solving the puzzle when Atem was still in it was like– playing othello. Yuugi like moves a piece and Spirit of the Puzzle like hm
omgellendean: Shipping 10 Years Ago: YOUR SHIP IS BAD BECAUSE MINE’S BETTER AND YOU’RE A STINKY DOO DOO HEAD FOR LIKING IT Shipping 5 Years Ago: hey guys let’s just ship whatever the hell we want and leave each other alone about it all right? cool
lunawing: I absolutely love Leon’s face on the cover of this month’s Tales of Magazine. He’s pouting and blushing slightly, and I can’t decide if it’s because he’s miffed to have taken 2nd place to Yuri again, or just embarrassed to be
because omg too fucking cute
estellecampanella: i was drawing some quick reference doodles for ali in case she ever wanted to cosplay my fem koujaku design but then it got a little out of hand… haha i figured it was worth posting because god knows when i’m ever going to finish
omg what if kounoi and mizuao double dated. whaT IF THEY SLOWLY STARTED DEVELOPING INTO A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP.
rufftuffrabbit: Noiz bunny because I needed it in my life. I’ll finish it at some point along with all the other art I owe im so sorry
kingcheddarxvii: malignance: brightness: why are people saying watch rooster teeth instead of jontron like rooster teeth members made a game out of stalking women they thought were hot with the intention of scaring the women because they get bored
ionlydatedragons: FINALLY got around to Mink! This ones a little cut off because I had to take it off Instagram to make the pink and black both show up right. When I finish Aoba tomorrow I’ll do a photoset all five, higher res and nice edits, so keep
nebulousnoiz: normal routine of minkou: koujakidney always needs some sort of physical contact because hes the touchy feely kinda guy. even in his sleep he climbs all over mink. mink usually wakes up to koujaku’s muffled “uff! …ow” when sleepy
a-la-orilla-del-rio: You know that deep down Noiz is a romantic, but so is Koujaku so what if for their anniversary or for Valentine´s day they had the same idea on what to give the other and they just stare at each other and start laughing because
pussycat-scribbles: if you’re a hot mess of feelings and a general embarrassment to humanity because of your OTP, clap your hands [clap clap]
nerdgeekdorkyes: briandanielwolf: vixyish: xixsem: I DID THIS IM VERY PROUD OF IT YOU KNOW WHY BECAUSE WAIT FOR IT LORDE OF THE RINGS But every day’s like Gold ring, greybeard, trippin’ on the mushrooms Blood-mad Nazgul trashin’ the hotel
risarodil: I felt the need to do a poster for Orphan Black because this show is AMAZING.
ktnissevurdeen: buttalecki: what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
coca-cola-anne: or smilies.A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)
equestrian-equine: kihentai: zura is housewife material he is good at being a housewife because he’s spent so long trying to steal one
crybug: Gintama swimsuits i need to make that takasugi one because i NeeD THAT IN MY LIFE
mean-cannibals: imaginehanniballecter: au where everything is the same but hannibal’s feet never touch the ground because he skateboards everywhere chesapeake ripper? more like the TOTALLY TUBULAR CHESAPEAKE *SHREDDER* DUDE
justin-with-a-j: lagonegirl: 4mysquad: U.S. Marshals Are Arresting People Who Have Unpaid Student Loans Paul Aker was arrested for not having paid loan of ũ,500 that he took out in 1987. OMG Booooooost it Whoa shit, as if I wasn’t already nervous
itaweasel-hime: Haircut Headcanon: Levi has pro haircutting skills from cutting his own and secretly wants to show off because it’s something he’s good at, but doesn’t have anything to do with killing.
champion-dan: Who is ready for some snk Pokemon crossover because I know I am!!!!!!
ask-master-yi: //ATTACK ON LOL // BECAUSE I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE ATTACK ON TITAN LIKE I DO.
miriamv3: when u think about it rationally the real reason why keima won ayumi’s heart was because she got those new shoes
moon-0rchid: rad-feminism: ohmorninglovely: don’t just reblog this.. think.. there are women in this world who have inserted coat hangers into themselves in order to force/create an abortion… because.. men in government thought more about the words
unicornfan: sapphicfemme: zimmy373: this isn’t even edited I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is… brappledoo
vicarious–vagabond: apparently michaela dietz recorded lines for like, random pedestrians in GTA V and someone pulled all of them out of the game and i’m losing my mind because her speaking voice is her ‘amethyst’ voice
because-blackgirls-duh: But why does she exist?
Because I'm Better than Her
neverbat:farorescourage: kaplands: we should talk more about how ‘macaroni’ in 18th century england was used to mean ‘fashionable’ because a bunch of rich young dudes went to italy and really liked the stuff there language is weird humans are
pornstarbucks: younevershineifyouneverburn: froslasss: sucysucyfivedolla: sucysucyfivedolla: hi-sweet-tea: terra-butt: *makes spongebob references during sex* You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway
killedmycat4c3po: Just laughed because he pushed the cat away
derpollo-justice: aquaticwonder: Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall Damn
actionables: calling your boyfriend Germany in bed because he scores multiple times per hour
sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless
buttgenie: a pumpkin walks into a restaurant, there is no punchline but i think you should drop what you’re doing and run because that’s fucking terrifying why is there a pumpkin walking around all willy nilly and why is nobody concerned i don’t
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