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Thursdays I like to hang out at a tiny dive bar. It’s fun company, and two of the bartenders are good at getting me off. Tonight was amusing because of a non-regular couple. And as I’m watching them, I’m noticing all kinds of cuckolding

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip anyway

I used to run ask-tookiethetoucan (for Tookie the Toucan, the mascot of Toluca Mall in Silent Hill: Shattered Memories) and just yesterday I was lamenting that I don’t still run it because I could draw Tookie as Pearl and the idea really amused me.

I’m catching up on Doug & Rob Walker’s SU Vlogs and I’m kind of amused because in the one for “An Indirect Kiss” Doug is like “Is it just me or does Pearl really seem to like Rose?” suggesting a possible romantic angle and then Rob

ruebelly: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: I’m still amused that Deedee’s inspiration for Blue Pearl’s voice was Ellen Greene because I love Ellen Greene In case you don’t know who Ellen Greene is It always amazes me when she goes from talking

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013:confused-yet-amused:inkskinned:it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tipanyway so

helenawaynehuntress: ‘Helena Wayne for Best Booty in Gotham!' → Morgan This amused me more than it probably should have. Probably because I’ve noticed since the start of the New 52 that artists never missed an opportunity to give us a glimpse

naturallylovely:it curls up so much when I shower oh my gosh ☺️ like into perfect little ringlets, which is amusing to me because my (head) hair is pretty straight lol

scarlet-slave: Isn’t it great how I am just a toy for Sir’s amusement? Sir told me to entertain him, so I stuck a pen in my arse and because I’m such a dirty little slut I had to stretch my arse wide open ;) Sir then made me write with the pens

objects-for-male-use: This is particularly amusing because of how many people tell me I should be a counsellor. Maybe I should pursue it..

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip anyway

guidedsurrender: And then you’re going to beg me for more. Because that’s what girls like you are into, isn’t it? Being hurt for men’s amusement. Being abused and treated like shit. You’re that sick I bet your cunts wet right now at the mere

crimsoniris: “if i believe in death be sure of this it is because you have loved me, moon and sunset stars and flowers gold crescendo and silver muting.” — e.e. cummings, excerpt from “if i believe" (via larmoyante)

kernjosh: Today I wrote the description for my crowdfunding for my book and I thought a lot about if I should make it personal or not.. Its obvious that I still struggle with how others see me, especially through this project because a lot of people

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip anyway

cerastes: Fortnite pissing off Millennials will never cease to amuse me because that’s just what the previous generation did to us, and we bitched and moaned about it for years on end, about how life would’ve been easier and better and fairer if only

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip anyway

It is sadly amusing to me how often trope of “woman enjoys bdsm/rough sex because of daddy issues” occurs not just in stories, but how many people really seem to think that. Part of the reason that I am capable of trusting a male partner

gloriousbodies: nvclearbomb: crackjuice-blog: “I love you because you could love somebody else, yet still you love me. Just me.” All I want When ever I see posts like this, I am amused and wonder if they realize it’s about two brothers. Still

objects-for-male-use: This is particularly amusing because of how many people tell me I should be a counsellor. Maybe I should pursue it..

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tipanyway

slowly-turnaway: boobus: I asked her how she wanted it. I was both amused and aroused when she plopped down on one of her pillows and wagged her ass at me inviting me to enter. I love answering with an ass wag…because sometimes I’m too excited

bluehope2013:confused-yet-amused:inkskinned:it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tipanyway so fast fowards to when

kingofhearts709: bluehope2013: confused-yet-amused: inkskinned: it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip anyway

ahahaha thank u to those sending me kind messages about the otp u//u <3honestly im not too angry about the #nomono messages because im just used to it. its more amusing than anything now

dragonsigma: hragon: She can do the anime thing with her glasses and I don’t know why that amuses me so much but it does. #because on the one hand I don’t think having glasses automatically classifies her as a nerd…#but on the other hand I wouldn’t

sixpenceee:Hey! sixpenceee, here with more posts on abandoned places, this time everybody’s all time favorite: abandoned amusement parks.A lot of people have messaged me requesting this post because it serves as an inspiration for their writing.Here’s

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