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This is actually not that much if you think about it. But perhaps itâ€™s my own shit mood and not having recovered from being sickness well enough that made me just flip my own desk over. Because iâ€™ve had this non-canon story in my head for so long

bbcsherlockpickuplines:“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

serrei is a cute ship and THIS IS WHAT I DO TO IT(someone said toll seriwaza and ma te dont say that around me cAUSE ILL DRAW IT)

jaxonian:Chaos Twilight-This is a gift for the one and only SwedishSnus because he is awesome. Will finish it soon! I am very happy now, this is my fav thing ever, Tacker så mycket <3

thornprince: slaveoftheflesh: vinerva: Sometimes I feel like Mozart is the only composer with any sense of LIFE and HOW TO USE IT. MOZART YOU LIL SHIT SEE THIS IS WHY MOZART IS MY FAVOURITE

Is this me sized? I hope this is me sized. If it’s not me sized then I will fucking make it me sized because I need it.

euo: “To Whom It May Concern: I have decided to end my life because I no longer exist. A person should amount to something and not float around this earth like a ghost” The Double (2013) dir. Richard Ayoade

injureddreams: Give us a Kiss~ Some Legolas and Gimli fluff~This one is dedicated to dearest Wuffen ♥ Because you keep bringing out my old otps and reminding me while I loved them so much :’> I’m sooo happy I’m not alone on this ship. Ahhhh~

This is why I workout naked with my trainees. Why is that? Because… you see me naked… and it inspires you to work harder. It works… that’s for sure… Will I ever looks as hot as you? Probably not… but you can

steve-the-pencil: dumbledores: cool-jelly: jdotslack: feeling-salty: I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels. aww. damn… what do you mean drawn better thats the best fucking stickman ive ever seen fuck you I love

zebits: Was in a livestream with the incredibly talented naughtyvixens and a couple of other great folks (I’m sorry, I don’t know your tumblrs! ;_; ) when the subject of Dave as furniture for sexy shenanigans came up. :D TG: tz this isnt what i expected

altonym: Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

bassflutes: you-had-me-at-e-flat-major: eternalravendreamer: leonkuwatatata: do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at YOU PUT THE THING INTO WORDS this is what being a musician

spiletta42: This is not an exaggeration. Your download speed would slow down to the point where Windows would make this kind of absurd estimate, and you’d sigh and leave the room for a while (because you couldn’t use the computer while it was doing

This punch is for the time you questioned me in front of Jill.And this one is for the time you did not open the door for me.This one is for you asking to be allowed to cum this month.This one is for not licking my feet perfectly.This one is just because

dadbob: presidentgay: wuuthradical: presidentgay: being gay is just a constant cycle of realizations like…. wow this is why i do that….. wow homophobia impacted me like this,,, wow i do THIS because i’m gay…….. and this………. AND this

camdamage: slutty-feminist: vextape: 🎶 k - i - s - s - i - n - g 🎶@camdamage I know I’ve reblogged this already but ughhhh 😻 because you can’t not reblog when you see yourself making out with a pretty girl on your dash reblog this

It’s a kind of sketch for the new t-shirt My “bloody experiment” :D When t-shirt is ready, it will be more beautiful, because this “blood” will be more red than on this picture And… it’s not for me, it’s

vixyhoovesmod: This is to everyone that I talk to that tells me they can’t draw…Sure you can’t draw…. not because you can’t, but because you wont… yeah you may not like your art yet.. you draw and look at others that are far beyond your skill

savarend replied to your post: Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a… no u arent. this shit is really hard and theres no shame in getting people to help you. i mean when u break ur leg u have to go to pt and im sure ur so would

socksolotl:elodieunderglass:thegaymertrainer:This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure[Transcript:]Person filming:

saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”

saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

thebloggerbloggerfun: I really like how Pushing Daisies is this older show and the fandom just made a recurrence out of no where. It’s almost like They came back from the dead. Probably because the creator also made the new Hannibal show and new

burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not

helloooo-trickster: HEY LOOK GUYS IT’S ME. I was so close to not uploading this because I’m lame, but hey :D I talk with my hands a lot. And yes, that’s my mom you hear at the end. /CREEPIN

saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

$scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”$

scythesenju: fma meme: favorite ship↳ al and may (¾) “excuse me! who is this woman al?!” “no it’s not like that she’s just a friend!! wait… why am i explaining this like i was cheating on her or something…”

pterodactylparadox: why is it that whenever i reblog one of my own posts i lose a bunch of followers like is this not the content that you wanted to see or something. does it make me look like an attention seeking asshole?? because if it does ill have

i really hate when people say they’re proud of me. i feel looked down upon.

thatsthat24: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me These two exist in our actual world,

superwholockfeels: obssessedwithsherlock: Sherlock forgets that sometimes John isn’t alive Lestrade-Because John Watson is gone, Sherlock. Remember we found him dead in his flat the morning you came back?Shot himself

randomizeyourmind: LOOK WHAT I GOT YESTERDAY! Is this not the coolest thing you’ve ever seen. BECAUSE IT IS TO ME.

msjenai: imsoshive: He didn’t just say that. Tell me he did not just say that. I hope this isn’t true. Newsflash for all the seemingly out of touch with reality people: just because you may know a black person, it does NOT excuse the negative

zerosuit: teamnowalls: tenacityarrow: quantum-dragon: nabyss: geek-ramblings: Please tell me this means we are going to get a Deadpool style marketing campaign for this. Me too. i thought this was a joke because it obviously looks photoshopped but

cameoamalthea: xstraykitten: “When I talk to the camera, mate, it`s not like I`m talking to the camera, I`m talking to you because I want to whip you around and plunk you right there with me.”“I believe that education is all about

i need to move about and explore, but inevitably i end up missing the people i need close to me. travel leaves my plants behind to die and dust to collect on my favorite books. it’s hard not to just leave because there are things that tie me down,

04.02.2017 feeling sick just thinking about heading back to college, not because of it in & of itself, but because it’s a toxic environment for me. in spite of all the new opportunities, the impacts I’m making, and the few good people

3 bands that you don’t have to like because you’re allowed to have your own opinion -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce The Veil -A Day To Remember 3 bands that you have to at least pretend to like for me to talk to you -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce

thatsthat24: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me These two exist in our actual world,

thorinmyside: being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

born-of-the-earth: dancerindc: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me I will never

wingsofbadass: I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.

lookatitrightnow: Has anyone had that friend that only wants to call you or hang out when they need to talk about their life. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m an excellent listener, but if the only reason we have an relationship is because you think

leyla35: Not a day passes where I don’t embarrass myself but it’s ok because I’m on the path to destroy my ego so I won’t be embarrassed anymore

Not sure what exactly is going on but apparently a lot of NSFW blogs are getting shut down lately because of whatever’s going on with the app store? I’d hate that since this is where most of you guys follow me 😥 Just to be safe you can follow me

I have found love! Watch this because: a. he’s a God. b. he does a mash up of Come Together and Lose Yourself c. His name is Max Milner and alliteration is fun! ps, My blog is not a video sharing blog so I will take it down later :)

This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even

rvbfangirl: There. I edited it, though now I fear the original artist is going to come at me with sticks and stones…blargh. I can’t draw. This picture doesn’t belong to me though I made some revisions. BUT THE MESSAGE IS IMPORTANT, AND I DON’T

god this not-having-sex-with-whoever-i-want thing that i’m doing because i’m trying to hold back and only have sex with people i could potentially be in a relationship with is SO DIFFICULT I AM SO FRUSTRATED I NEED TO HAVE SEX JESUS CHRIST

This is pretty accurate. I am not surprised. I am the least amount Hufflepuff which makes sense because it’s the lamest house and I am not lame.

joshpeck: mendtheveil:avintageheartxo: xo-livv: niadil: When I get married, divorce is not an option. You’re mad? Take your ass in the other room calm down, because we are going to work this out This This generation lacks this tho sometimes

This woman is to me probably one of the greatest vocalists I have ever heard in my life. Not to mention an incredibly talented songwriter. Honestly if you do anything productive today it should be listening to this song, because it honestly left me

You should tell people how important they are to you. Not because they could leave at any moment, but because they’re here now, and it’s worth saying something.

kwindraws: “This Is Not What I Expected” fanart because this movie always makes me feel happy and fuzzy inside and I’ve watched it 4 times this year already 😫😫😫 I listened to the soundtrack on repeat while drawing this 🙃 Loooooooved

I’m sorry this is where my mind is right now

me: telling women how to care for their bodies has nothing to do with personal preference this guy: total bullshit. I hate women with body hair but I’m not a misogynist because it’s my personal preference. wah wah wah, I’m sad because said idea

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