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tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
lastuli: homophobias: “yes hi i’d like a one way ticket please” rude because that’s literally where i live
shetattoospeace: ed-double-d-n-eddy: Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe. Well what else are you supposed to do
that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes: brittonius: everyone. everywhere. everyday ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE
my-common-sense-is-tingling: Because somebody asked to make it into a photoset.
reshiham: yifflord: reshiham: why cant your nose be 12 inches long? because then it’ll be a foot
unclefather: “Thanks for calling me a bitch because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. and nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful(: ”
avon-virus: because the PB one was so fun to do idk
karurah: I stand by what I say. Because that is my ninja way.
dandilionstarcat: wolffieworldorder: *british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road” really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
spookywincests: because-donuts: the-quagmire-poet: everyone needs this on their blog. everyone. #arrives 15 minutes late to the apocalypse with starbucks #and he isnt happy #my milkshake doesn’t bring boys to the yard since they y’all fighting
silohouettes: This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.
weagueofwegends: YER A WIZARD AHRI! He even has the lightning bolt because he was AFK.
marlborodiamonds: sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
sachimo: i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
icarly-official: why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? because they can’t even
svveden: ur blog is dirty? got bad posts? losing followers? well no fear because my selfies are here. reblog one or even two of my selfies and ur blog will glisten with perfection.
the-real-seebs: stand-up-comic-gifs: He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x) That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.
lightspeedsound: jensencockles: agent-355: nolivingman: piratesswoop: thedistortedone: relativemorals: YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle. Yes, you are reading.You
jathis: sayoofearth: i—-had-wings-once: xskywalkers: “Curious little beasty” The girl who played young Aurora here was Angelina’s daughter because she was the only one who didn’t run away when she saw her in her Maleficent costume
snowingblackout: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: bloodydiadem: That moment you realize you are Edmund he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets we’re still Edmund
babebraham: babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
princeweeniepants: shesavulgarwoman: myunproductiveparadise: Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! Why does this not have more notes?? Because we’re scared
lazykryptonian: allybearlove: peachberrylove: souleeater: babysbreathflower: sharpedos: Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I
buckyoubucky: sqvad: trillgamesh: sinbadism: this is actually how you apologize, guys. i was ready to be dismissive about this but he honestly….hit all the right notes? like he outright says that his intent doesn’t matter because the damage is
vvankinq: itwastoobig-itdidntfit: leakinginklikeblood: lifemadesimple: Plate Etiquette I did not know this. the only thing Tumblr hasn’t taught me Waitresses obviously don’t know the etiquette because every time i pause they still try
therealeovaldez: imgonnafolloweveryone: Hi. Ive just made this tumblr because one night while i should have been writing an essay i was contemplating if it would be possible to follow every single person on tumblr. wow. thats a lot of people. will it
thespacegoat: bryceckrispies: thespacegoat: what is snoop dogg even doing with his life uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
lildicktornado: cat is sad because it’s hit him that happiness is not a permanent state but a series of fleeting, fragile moments
lildicktornado: cat is sad because he is worried the modern world has turned him into a voyeur, despite his own best instincts
whatfulllipsyouhave: hatsumiyo-momichi: when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.
yrgloomygrlfriend: jesus-is-suus: cameoutswingingx: Perfect She just murdered three men. Why isn’t she in trouble Because she’s not a real person.Gotham doesn’t exist.
masterkfox: masterkfox: guess which frame I gave up on 3000 notes because I wrote ‘fuck’ on an animation frame what the hell tumblr
teenifies: sydneysunbeam: in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
lipsturnedblue: kisslng: a-study-in-butts: kisslng: girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever
towritelesbiansonherarms: iswearimnotnaked: bookworm8199: iswearimnotnaked: because i’m ḧ̽͛͋̽̿ͥ̉̾̌̃̄҉̮̜̠̹͙͖̩̙̤̣̭̩̤̝̼̘̠ͅa̓̉̓ͫ̋̿ͧ́̑́̃̃͏̹̦͈̱p̧ͦ͌̓̌̍ͮ̇̽̆̎ͣ̍ͫ͛̈̏̚͘͡҉̗̳̟͙̙͉̙͓̹̭̩͉͎͎pͭ̌ͤͯ̋̌̎̉̐̄̀̑҉̢͟҉͔͉̜̞̼̺̦͞y̨ͧ͐̏̿ͧ̚҉̨̲̹͚̪͓̖͎͕͙̮̣͔͉ͅ
awwww-cute: Because I love this cat
pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
feat: is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
au8: etteluor: au8: DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY REALLY WANNA GO TRAVEL AND SEE PLACES LIKE COLUMBIA AUSTRALIA AND CHINA BUT CAN’T BECAUSE FLYING COSTS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS HERE! This article might help, it’s explains exactly when the perfect time
krisbianstew: “People hate Kristen Stewart because she’s insecure & shy. It scares people that she’s normal." - Julia Roberts
letsgetonwithit: SKYRIM LEGENDARY EDITION IS ONLY 13.49 ON STEAM RIGHT NOWI REPEATSKYRIM LEGENDARY EDITION IS ONLY 13.49 ON STEAMYA’LL BETTER HOP RIGHT ON THAT BECAUSE HOLY SHIT
rnisandrists: elf-in-mirror: This right here, people, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any kid should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And
cecilandcarlosbaldwin: I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
partism: I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.
supnoah: do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
justindeee: MY MOM PHOTOCOPIED HER PHONE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SCREENSHOT
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
stiles-stilinsking: mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes
trenchcoatinimpala: things you don’t point out about people: acne cuts Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being??? fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny
unacted: girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick
best-of-text-posts: princesszeldafitzgerald: OKAY SHIT EVERYBODY LISTEN SO I GOOGLED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE IT WAS FROM AND I FOUND OUT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS CALLED AND SHIT AND THE GIRL IN THIS PICTURES NAME IS MOLLY STEWART MOLLY STEWART
coluring: *Loses weight because is too lazy to walk to the kitchen every day*
adiostoreadumb: theanti90smovement: Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow Ah yes my favorite colors Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.
aliciaaadani: skynoise: The cat looks like it’s wearing circle lenses like how Because it’s a cat
vampiratestakemanhatten: sweetbabycheesus: night-clowns: He’s summoning Satan or maybe he’s just warming his paws because they’re cold No, he’s a cat. He is definitely summoning Satan.
o-otonashi: I’m sort of mad that this was my first post to reach 2k notes because I’m getting followed by porn blogs non stop and I do not want that at all
timefold: when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer
cupcakesforcastiel: themunchkym: benedick-cumslut: IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve
