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So I was cleaning my room the other day and I found some disks with some old artwork on them. On one of them was this old comic I drew and posted anonymously on 4chan back in 2009. I never signed it because I drew it in a rush to troll* the comics board
#if only my hair were this luscious CAN WE GIVE YOU EXTENSIONS OR TRY TO SPEAK TO YOUR HAIR LIKE THEY USED TO SUGGEST WITH PLANTS TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE IT ABLE TO DO THIS? Because unf.
So you QQ because you can’t tame an incubus normally.Okay let’s take a fake scenario here. What if you could? What if the staff had implemented them to drop their taming items? Then what? You’d QQ over how you have to do The Sign Quest
So my TV’s guide still lists Teen Titans Go! for the 6pm timeslot instead of Adventure Time, so it I wasn’t available to watch it right now I’d have totally missed it because it wouldn’t have recorded. So heads up to anyone who relies on DVR,
If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?” It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most
she-devil-kotie: rockytoad: Sexualities! Sorry if I missed any! THIS IS EXTREMELY HELPFUL BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW LIKE HALF OF THESE THANK YOU
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
Because I can't stop laughing as I'm writing this
hermannco: But of course I like this outfit a little bit more! Who do you think I am? Not ‘Regal Mc Douche’? because if so, you are wrong.
robinofleylines: khakiis: # ARE YOU IMPLYING WHAT I THINK YOU ARE IMPLYING BECAUSE IF SO YES This looks like the world’s most entertaining film ever.
lavabendingfirelord: Are there awards for being shipper trash because if so give me the gold.Legend of Korra edition part 1 (x)Legend of Korra edition Part 2 (x)Lin Beifong edition part 1 (x)Lin Beifong edition part 2 (x)Azula edition (x)Avatar: The
azulaang: older-aang: theinvisiblemonsters: abukkitofcelestialintent: do people actually stand in front of a microphone for hours making weird gibberish sounds for them to use in the sims games because if so then i need to see this happen at least
thelordofthebuttz: do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me
makeitearlgrey: Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in
thelordofthebuttz: do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me No
fangirlbotmalfunction: catsbeaversandducks: 10 Song Lyrics Significantly Improved By Cats Illustrations by ©Kitties & Bullshit - and more here: BuzzFeed Is that “there’s a light” from Rocky Horror because if so I am now fully invested
hedgehog-o-brien:OK but can any musical line top ‘I have been in expectation / of receiving a reply / on the subject of my last fifteen dispatches’ in passive agressiveness because if so I want to know
megalyniam: I hate outdoors. With a passion. Especially in the summer. Every time I see a freaking bug or one is flying around me I literally start screaming. Any of you live in Alaska because if so I want to come live with you
angemicwings: casfucker: does that mean crowley is going to be shirtless more in season 10 because if so i am also feeling ready objectifies mark Sheppard some more
jestre: sukottoarts: trinathewolf: rebornica: mayadile: YOOO HOLY SHIT GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT THAT’S YOU LOOKING FROM A SUIT NOT GOGGLES DOES THIS MEAN YOU CAN HIDE IN THE EMPTY SUITS? BECAUSE IF SO THAT’S FUCKING TERRIFYING AND I LOVE
shishitsunari: milemorales: SPIDER-MAN: Into The Spider-Verse Trailer (2018) Is it stop motion? Because if so it’s like level: madness
ben-yatta: are you comparing donald trump to wario because if so, one is a disgusting troll man and the other is wario.
ellielias: tigerator: before you ever even consider having a child you should be ready to handle a disabled child, you should be ready to handle twins, you should be ready to handle a gay child or a trans child because if you’re not ready for your
gloriousimperfections: sexpositivepunk: thelordofthebuttz: do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me Yes it does and it is the best. it’s pretty great
7mayforever: do people in real life get pushed against a wall and kissed passionately does this actually happen because if so i need it to happen to me
masochist-incarnate: simplelittlepaperyanon: masochist-incarnate: polyamzeal: POLYAM POSITIVITY HELL YEAH Wait are we allowed to use cheating memes to make polyam positivity posts now because if so I’m down to go off YOU ARE MORE THAN REQUIRED
dom-wolfy:Can cuddles be a hobbie? Because if so then that’s my favorite one.
Is a revenge pregnancy a thing? Because if so who wins lmao
If you follow me on SnapChat you know I have to take a few days off of training due to my surgeries (removal of atypical beauty marks). It’s hard for me to be inactive & sit still because if my ADHD so I have to dial in my diet even more. If
h0lycake: Is she eating an ice cream cone while he’s eating her out? Because if so- goals.
So my mother’s husband, thinks I don’t deserve to be breathing because I don’t have a job. I’m fat and lazy basically so I should die. So done with this fucking place.
karlarei: feministcaptainkirk: wegonbealwright: betteryetcrazy: makeitearlgrey: Is this just a movie filled with animal puns? Because if so I am in Lol what movie is this? Is this zootopia? It’s Zootopia, yeah. @warfpower we need to see this
important stuff: be thankful for your nails because if you didnt have them while you were chopping up some hard as fuck dates, you might have chopped off more of your finger thank you for protecting me, nail. even though i cut part of my nail off too
hermannco: But of course I like this outfit a little bit more!Who do you think I am? Not ‘Regal Mc Douche’? because if so, you are wrong.
delotha: mifengdianying: ironwoman359: thelogicalloganipus: secretladyspider: secretladyspider: Yo ADHD folks are you looking for an app to help you remember to get stuff done? Because if so I’d like to recommend Habitica! You make a little
I could really use some nasty fucking sex with a boy wearing a strap-on right about now. That clicking I heard now wouldn’t be from a chastity cage, would it? Because if so? I’m the cruel bitch you’ve been wishing for.
elasticitymudflap I hope y’all don’t mind me using your Homeworld!AU designs for Ruby and Sapphire because I really love them and I’m incorporating them in thse comic thingys I’m doin
if I could play the new pokemon, I would have the biggest conflict with deciding starters because I can either get this funny as fuck bara as shit wrestling cat or I could get this godamn cute as hell and gorgeous seal like how do u choose godamn
fuck meOh little girl, did you make this tumblr just for me? To tell me to think about sliding my thick daddy dick into your little girl pussy while I growl into your neck?Because if so, good job.
xxx
I don’t tend to answer those very awesome and kind messages because… I don’t want to flood my dash with these because it feels like masturbation and if I answer them I lose them :’)But I want you guys to know that I do read them,
