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Because I like bottomless wives and this one has a great bush!
Because you like Bettie Page, Sir. Â This is an unusual photo of her. Â I hope it pleases you.
Because you like watching the embers.
Because you liked my previous train picture a lot, here’s another ;)
Because I like the forest, I present it with my butt and water it with my pee…
because I like pic
because i like to wake my dog up at 2 am to take pictures just to annoy her. ;)
because i like pissing my dog off at 2 am and making her wear glasses. ;)
because-b: For those expecting Brad to have a firecrotch — pubic hair generally follows the same color as the eyebrow. And Brad’s are black. So there. Also, the commissioner is a fan of treasure trails. ^^
amoying: it’s acute boy
Because lesbihonest her boobs are my life ❤️…. even when we’re out I can’t keep my hands off of her
Little fact about Casey: When we went to go get her trained, we took a buncha courses and she did AWESOMELY and was really close to getting a service dog certificate but she couldn’t get one because she loved people so much that she would try to go
because I like extremely angry girls covered in blood
Because I like the corset.
Because Sir likes the white, and a good strip tease-Belle
I’m stupid cause if anyone from my past would hmu my stupid ass would prob send a gif reply because I can’t help but be funny bout it
Do you ever lose a favorite article of clothing in the laundry and your life turns into a psychological thriller and it feels like every force of the universe is working against you?
My niece just called me a snitch and I didn’t know how to reply to that because that’s the first time I’ve ever been called that lol
i like the way you lick the bowl
iamagirlwithredhair: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone taller than you hugs you and you kind of put your head on their chest and it feels really protective and warm like godamn if thats not the greatest shit in the world alternatively, being
Why am i acting like just pulling out my damn homework and doing it is going to kill me ugh
I was looking back at my infinite fancams and im choking because in one of them while im screaming out to sunggyu and calling him baby the girl in front of me is taking a picture of her dad and i just cant ahaHa
I just feel really down because Doctor stranger started out really well and was captivating and then everything kinda just gradually fell apart /:
goldfisses:retrogradeworks:jaylanun:A zombie apocalypse story where a vaccine is developed but anti vac moms refuse to inoculate their children because the zombie vaccine causes gay autismIn the right hands, this could be an epic work of satire.make this
dalldall: mitzudraws: trayushqueen: when people tell me I can’t ship something GamTav is fucking disgusting- When someone tells me I shouldn’t curse because of their religion.
thebuttkingpost: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession
Because I like boys...
Because Packers. -T
wolverxne: Somehow I end up being everyone’s relationship counsellor which I don’t get because I suck at relationships
bluesrat said: Their art looks pretty at high res because they work huge to begin with. Lol I work huge too I’m just a slob
Because girls like to play rough. ♥ Boys you can stop wincing now. ♥
because i like movies
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like i come in two dimensions: True story: His Name is Robert Downey Jr.
You know how there are things you just… can’t unsee even though you haven’t even like… seen seen them…? Let me recap all of my feelings about this… REAL QUICK. And just… so I can wrap all this
Because I like it
yasmin-sara: Would someone please write a verse to go along with this I’d love you forever Innnn West Spinner’s End I was born and raised, Doing magic was how I spent most of my days. Dressin’ like a nerd and lookin’ kinda silly,
on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me
Orange bell peppers are weird because looking at them my brain expects them to be spicy. But they’re bell peppers so they’re sweet. It’s weird
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
lolsofunny: do you ever sit in school like i know the answer to that questions but i’m not saying it because this class is pissing me off
Toph’s blindness was one of the most excellently handled aspects of AtLA because it wasn’t treated like a disability. So often in shows (and especially children’s animation) disabled characters are limited to apperances in “very special episodes”
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your sOul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
katara: its so funny to read my blog because my train of thought is more like this
gauntlethair: if i were a pokemon my name would be ugh because that’s like all i say anyway
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
thirtyspells: things to remember: you are not a burden you will not ‘bring others down with you’ if you tell them about your problems or ask for help it feels like you’re being crushed under the weight of the world because you are but it’s your
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: “i like being attached to fictional characters because they can never hurt me” you’re obviously not attached enough
yungkawaiiinigga:U know them ppl that reblog nike and Fiji water wit a URL like trapcybershawty always add somethin like $$$$$ underneath a popular post why y’all do that…fuckin…..cornballs
frank-ieno: pinkmanjesse: gypped: hoodrichjay: I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality i hate when people say “i’m
masqverades: do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the
lishadra: norafox: clefable and poliwhirl. noot noot It looks like the curly bit would unfurl like one of those party favors.
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
peachdoxie: WHY IS IT THAT LIKE EVERY STEVEN UNIVERSE EPISODE IT’S LIKE HERE’S SOME RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY THING AND THEN HERE’S SOME HORRENDOUSLY PAINFUL THING AND THEN HERE’S SOMETHING FUNNY AGAIN AND USUALLY THAT FUNNY THING COMES FROM GARNET
So the Reaper not regenerating health from the souls he collects anymore makes sense in the sense on that he could heal himself off kills he didnt do himself so like thats nice but him getting health from the damage he puts out is bullshit because he
Am I the only person who gets this like, uncontrollable craving to eat Ramen whenever I watch Naruto?