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bitcheslovebarbie: lol <3 toplessss Amy’s helpful tips: contrary to what you’ve seen a thousand times, the pizza guy will not give you food because you have no top on. He WILL tell everyone at the pizza place, and they’ll store

cigardadclassic:I let my dad swap bodies with me. We’d talked about it for years. He was finally divorced from my mom and I wanted to tell him how much I loved him. I can do it because I have a friend who sells body swaps. It’s a very hush hush thing

cuckoldpleasure: Cuckold Pleasure: Her nice round ass, her open pussy, all of this is for him to enjoy and use for his pleasure. I like telling a guy, “Use my wife, enjoy how tight her pussy stays because I have a small dick. Go ahead and open

goshyn: jcoleknowsbest: jimhines: i-eat-men-like-air: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati. you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell. Almost two years

carbon2: bassfanimation: comedownstairsandsayhello: frecklesandink: momamiaaa: Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them! BUCKET LIST. WAIT

pinlolz: MRW i come downstairs naked and my boyfriend tells me to put on clothes, because we have to paint the garage. via PinLolz.com

naturalpits: Because people still tell me women should be shaved. No shut up, they don’t have to.

empartridge: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL? my first episode as a storyboard guy is airing tonight. please watch it and tell @luke-pearson and I you liked it, even if you didn’t, because we have fragile baby egos. promo by writer/storyboard artist

foreverfett: rawrcharlierawr: i have the biggest crush on gordan ramsay and honestly it’s to the point where i’m a lot embarrassed about it because whenever he does something nice like the super awesome guy he is, rather than all the yelling he’s

Crybaby Devil by Tamatsuu [ Read full doujin ] | [ Download ] We had a productive day yesterday with onee-sama having an OCD panic attack. Kouhai of course laughed until she caught the contagious OCD as well and started panicking about spilled milk.

atrius97: corsolanite: man this movie didn’t have to go there like that but they did anyway. This is the funniest spoiler for this movie because if you tell someone, they won’t and can’t believe you.

atrius97: corsolanite: man this movie didn’t have to go there like that but they did anyway. This is the funniest spoiler for this movie because if you tell someone, they won’t and can’t believe you.

slitheringink: aristoteliancomplacency: redshoesnblueskies: thebestpersonherelovesbucky: prince-vegeta-universe: schrodingersowen: no but really, like i know that some folks love telling creative people that “you should be doing it for fun because

I have really patchy sunburn and it’s not great

goshyn: jcoleknowsbest:jimhines:i-eat-men-like-air:doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati. you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell. Almost two years ago I was

alohomorashlie replied to your post: Its 3am and I should be sleeping because I have a… CALL IN SICK! DDD: Be like YO SORRY I WANTED TO PARTY AND BE COOL BUT MY BOWELS ARE TELLING ME NO :’( BAHAHAHA x) That excuse made me giggle and feel

Ok but have y'all seen the practice video for Mama Beat because let me tell you E.den in black jeans and a plain white Tshirt

wtf-fun-facts: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME IT’S NOT BECAUSE I HAVE TO PEE? that’s another reason. Human body is originally programmed for 2 four-hour sleep cycles that is why we often wake up in the middle of night and unable to sleep. MORE OF WTF FACTS

miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged

oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

bardsona: nothing is funnier to me than the universal phenomenon of people telling stories of classmates who wronged them years prior but addressing those people by like, their entire name every time. as if they’re an old nemesis whose name hasn’t

billiewena:okay judgemental free zone here because I’m genuinely curious: how much of supernatural have y'all ACTUALLY watched

brightlimelight: housewifeswag: n0tsaved: proctalgia: this is important There. Now stop fucking asking “omg did it hurt?!?!” ^^^^^ because anyone who tells you it’s a walk in the park is lying through their fucking teeth You have to earn

fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

camdamage: true love is being able to tell your significant other to get the fuck out of the bathroom because i have to poop, too. Tumblr phone app…

mischief-had-been-managed:Don’t ever fucking tell someone with depression or anxiety that their feelings are invalid because you have no fucking idea how many times a day they blame themselves for their mental illness and already feel incredibly guilty

mischief-had-been-managed:Don’t ever fucking tell someone with depression or anxiety that their feelings are invalid because you have no fucking idea how many times a day they blame themselves for their mental illness and already feel incredibly guilty

bakudemon: an overweight Athena fan art .and yeah shes wearing nothing under that dress because man i tell you this summer is hot , is so hot that Predator will come back to hunt some humans XD.have a great week all and take care! share the love if

fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

xiki-muffin:igglooaustralia:This is Important if anyone asks for a whiteoutday just tell them THATS EVERY FUCKING DAY YOU RUMPLED CABBAGE LEAF. we need shit like blackout because YALL HAVE LITERALLY ALL OF ETERNITY TO YOURSELVES

jimhines:i-eat-men-like-air: doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa: CNN Discussion feat. Amanda Seales and Steve Santagati. you know what, fuck it, I’m going to reblog this twice because I have a story to tell. Almost two years ago I was approached by a man

fencer-x: sexuallyfrustratedshark: rincentric: thatsharkguy: attackonproductivity: im-not-a-tsundere: attackonproductivity: IF YOU DON’T LIKE RIN SMILING I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE HE’S THE CUTEST THING WHEN HE SMILES AND I JUST

fruitpacks: meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

goliosi: laughing and crying at the same time because gaara literally tells his dad “yea i died but nbd my friends saved me” and his dads response is “YOU HAVE FRIENDS”

afghanalgorithm:For people who ask me why Muslims don’t have/allow images of Prophet Muhammad, let me tell you this. Look at what they have done to Prophet Isa, Buddha, and other religious figures. Jesus is placed on fashion accessories, put on candles,

Someone please tell me “NO” because I have a dentist appointment still this week that I need to pay for but man would I love to have these and oh god someone shoot me.

not-for-attention: Tank top with shoulder straps tucked in, because constantly having to lift your top so your tits don’t fall out, is all about comfort. Jeans with so much of your ass hanging out, people can tell if you have hemorrhoid, and crammed

ladynorbert: waltzingwithfire: When asked about sacrifices. “To bring up the term ‘sacrifice’ in relation to our lives, is slightly obscene I’d have thought”. Can I please ask her to come to my aid whenever someone tells me that I will never

I’m frustrating my mom because she’s trying to take my blood pressure for practice (she’s training to be a nurse) but I have a very hard to find pulse. Every time I have my blood pressure taken or blood drawn at a doctors office it takes

greencladprince: frantabulosa: You can’t tell me Pearl wasn’t at least a little bit inspired by Utena. Come on. I might as well have my own Utena crossover tag because goshdang do I love me some Utena crossovers. And Steven Universe is a pretty

punk-roque:when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not

onlyblackgirl: almightysempai: kookerus-speaks: girlpacino: always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag thats illegal, you d*mb fuck“always have a gun in case you see a brown person”why is my sentence any worse? Because

saccharinescorpion: i really admire cosplayers because you have to have a lot of guts to tell you parents “im going to paint myself grey so i can go hang out with some people youve never met so we can all dress up as grey goat aliens”

saccharinescorpion: i really admire cosplayers because you have to have a lot of guts to tell you parents “im going to paint myself grey so i can go hang out with some people youve never met so we can all dress up as grey goat aliens”

thomas4th: elfgrove: athenaltena: plaguemd: the concept of a healslut is fucking hilarious to me because have you ever fucking played a healer have you ever met a healer healers are almost always the saltiest, angriest people in any given group comp

rickraunch: Dumb fag sucking dick with face full of jizz I was always told I still have to suck even after a Sir cums because he will tell me when I have permission to stop

Mom called to tell Sara that she’ll have to redo the 8th grade. Naturally she freaked out and she’s been crying. When I sat down and talked to her about it, she admitted that she’s terrified of her old middle school because she got bullied and

rainbowrowell: teacupdream: vandigo: bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: one-lastmiracle: intangible-rice: When I was 17 my appendix ruptured because I thought I was just having period cramps and didn’t go to the hospital so don’t tell me PMS symptoms

bertbutt: ask-the-multishipper: krocatoo: Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means. there’s this one they keep using ‘smh’ that they tell me what it means periodically but I KEEP

saccharinescorpion: i really admire cosplayers because you have to have a lot of guts to tell you parents “im going to paint myself grey so i can go hang out with some people youve never met so we can all dress up as grey goat aliens”

lymefight: diabatic: jaiwren: something they don’t tell you when you become chronically ill is all the guilt. I feel guilty because people have to take care of me sometimes. I feel guilty that they have to deal with listening to me complain about

alltimeloe: all time low is so confusing because they have songs with lyrics like these that are so deep and meaningful but then they have lyrics like this and i couldnt even tell you which ones i like more

mossyoak78552: emvampyre: bill-11b: awesomeness2: why do i think some of the people i follow and some that follow me…have done this? Because we have, this is as American as telling monarchs to sit on a dick and spin. Who hasn’t done this???

warriormale: beingacaveman:Typically working out with a friend does two things in my experience. You stay honest because you have someone there to tell you if you’re actually putting in work, more than that you have someone to compete with someone

tfw you waited a month to get either good or bad news about a thing and get GOOD NEWS but now you have to wait even longer until you can tell people LOL

Can someone please tell me they’ve already finished Nico’s route too so I don’t feel like the only obsessive one because I finished it yesterday and I’m just sitting here

luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner

youngpuppyslaveboy: Come on boy crawl up here, oh is it hard in your humbler, well that’s a shame because I have a surprise up here for you. No of course I won’t tell you, you have to make it up here to find out what it is.

myhappyhusband: Yes dear I did tell them about the cock cage and that you are very horny because you have not cum in six weeks… they asked me if they can see it after the wedding and I told them absolutely. I want to surprise them by having you worship

Nothing like starting your day reading an ask telling you that you have nothing to offer the world. Shocks me that people still do this. Good thing you aren’t going to affect the rest of my day, or life, because my self confidence is far too high for

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