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mechinaries: i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging because they are shitheads (the first one is a print you can get here)

Have you ever just felt like crying? Not like crying because you got a paper cut, or crying because someone passed away... just crying because you feel like you're not good enough. You feel like you're not good enough for anyone to like you, to be your

because-b: For those expecting Brad to have a firecrotch — pubic hair generally follows the same color as the eyebrow. And Brad’s are black. So there. Also, the commissioner is a fan of treasure trails. ^^

Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt

Have a creepy unicorn with my head on it.

Have some pix of Pearl just because I feel like it

rare pics of me hiding in bathrooms because i have social anxiety

I’m getting yelled at for taking my marketing project so seriously by my group..fine let’s all just fucking fail and look stupid when we have to rehearse in front of the upperclassmen.

im having like the biggest yonghwa feels ever and omfg his voice i just cant

Have you ever seen that set of donuts that you just look at them and the glaze doesn’t look quite right and you think, “are these glazed or did someone literally just cum all over these donuts?”

thebuttkingpost: kappatain-crunch: mr-champloo: glowcloud: *straight person voice* love whoever the fuck you want to love!!! Why does it have to be a straight person saying this? What’s the point? because tumblr seems to have an unhealthy obsession

heteromanticmarkiplier: B99 fans: but it’s a good show! It’s diverse and there’s lgbt characters! And they address police brutality and racism! It’s about good cops! Me: Yet like 99% of the fans I’ve seen just think it’s a good show and

Mountain Goats Are Being Airlifted Out of a National Park Because They Crave Human Pee

I dont wanna be a Shadowhunter because I’d be a badass warrior girl. I want to be a Shadowhunter because I want to use runes and have a parabatai.

bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”

ok I’m feeling good for what may only be an hour or two but HEY. I’ll take some prompts. I’d prefer to write some Eren/Armin related prompts, but I’m not opposed to taking on other ships in SNK. You can check out my writing tag

on one hand, having a cop in the lobby is cool because it’s a bit of extra security and the radio is always a hoot on the other hand, the NYPD fucking terrifies me

Oh my god Oh my god You daft people You can’t block specific users from seeing your blog because all they’d have to do to get around it is LOG OUT You want privacy, run a private blog, but calm your collective selves about the blocking feature holy

catskid100: I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them You can like a ship because you think they look good together,

squishableheadboobs replied to your post: “I’m suddenly worried that “An Indirect Kiss” will inspire more…”: Isn’t that pedophilia? The gems are like, adults in human years and Steven is a very young child still.Pretty much. Yet

like, every time I wake up a little early and then decide to go back to sleep for a little bit, I have an extremely stressful dream that makes me regret doing that. Which is very rude of my brain to do. Like, I’m sleeping for you, you know, there’s

ajoraverse:3x3″ post-it note doodle. A quickie because I have like no time today to do anything.

5evamore: goregeousity: i really have no idea what this has to do with survival skills Actually she has identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous

starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your sOul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)

ourfaultingstars: Maybe the reason 90% of my followers don’t talk to me is because i’m making myself too available. Instead of telling you my ask box is lonely i should be playing hard to get and telling you that my ask is having a party and all

memewhore: gilmoure: creative-insanity: Because everyone needs a gif of making ice cream sandwiches on their blog. This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Going to the store tonight. Adds ice cream sandwiches to list.

wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU

everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

deucebasket: whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

bunnypjs: I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us

chrispine-trees: do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

aangisdead: best things about the childhood best friends/friends to lovers trope casual displays of affection sharing a bed because “we’ve been doing it since we were kids” platonic cuddling 12/10 times that a bed is shared… totally platonic…

leprinceofsins: alekzmx: leprinceofsins: alekzmx: leprinceofsins: alekzmxxx: Hi, my name is Sebastian Kross leprinceofsins HOW COME THIS WASN’T SHOWN IN MY ACTIVITY????? because you have like 10 million notes, it happens No i dont

So I kind of attempted some selfies with my shitty cameras because people have been asking, so here is the result #sorrytodisappointyall

yourehidingfrommenow: domdean: cuntakinte: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin you will never know which of these two statements reign true for

Because the spread is real.

didanthology:multiplicityandme: deoxyribonucleics: on wednesday someone in my class asked what schizophrenia was and these were the exact words my teacher said im not fucking kidding:“schizophrenia, or bipolar as its called, is when you have like…

A little announcement

glitchyspecter: glitchyspecter: I need to dye my hair again. Reblogging my fav selfie because I feel like trash right now lol

jeezytaughtmee: Okay this my 6 selfie thingy.. I hope I get tagged again because I have like a million pics but here I tag tattedkidmermz youonmeonyou unapologeticallyash errrthanggoodbitchiworeacondom problackass

Am I the only person who looks at all the really amazing stuff people I know have done/can do and get really really depressed because I literally have nothing to show for my 19 years on this planet?

Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.

Tried to explain to my dad at dinner tonight why he does have white privilege even if he “worked hard for everything he has his whole life and was never handed anything” 🙄🙄🙄🙄

grabyflowers:I never post outfit photos anymore because I have like no access to a decent full body mirror

gonna be on my other blog probably today, might be taking a break from this one because im feeling emotions/prettiness over sex/nakedness

theruleset:lol i forgot this one you conflict my brain because this makes me want you to teach me a literal lesson, to teach me a lesson and also to pinch your face because THE CUTE

haileygurl: Another pic I took the other night. I borrowed my sisters blouse because I have like zero tops and I loved it :D Was one of the few times I got to wear “real” girls clothes (i.e. not lingerie or very revealing stuff hehe) and it was so

my computer is janxed like some shit and I tried to borrow my brother’s external hard drive because I wanted to watch some movies he had and he told me “remember to remove it safely so it doesn’t get corrupted cause it has important

princessharumi: so to celebrate the giga-almost-unpause have some first time Terezi cosplay photos with a dozen different added filters >:]

ohjafeeljadefinitelyfeel: paul-is-my-bitch: I wonder what cats dream of? I have never been more riveted by a set of info before GIVE ME MORE my cat licks plastic bags because he’s a fucking weirdo, and that is scientific

Have you ever wanted to fuck somone so much that it actually hurt to not be able to just go there, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she lose her voice from screaming and moaning?

Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so

jack-aka-randomboobguy: Just in time for Demon Girl Appreciation Day I didn’t have a demon girl so made a new OC. lol I shall call her Persica

voulx: People need to stop being ashamed of their “defects” because those “defects” are very important to your body like yellow teeth are so much stronger than white teeth (among whiter, they are weaker and more sensitive). Also our nose hair

alexandot: halloforigin: lapis-lazooli: cant-get-enough-pearl: Peridot confirmed to be an adult! [x] stevidot is finally dead and i have never been more thankful @stevenquartz @autistic-maheswaran

So the Reaper not regenerating health from the souls he collects anymore makes sense in the sense on that he could heal himself off kills he didnt do himself so like thats nice but him getting health from the damage he puts out is bullshit because he

lesbianshepard:if you get a message from me asking for bitcoin it’s fake because i have no idea how bitcoin works and i will only ask you for cold hard cash

Have you ever just felt like crying? Not like crying because you got a paper cut, or crying because someone passed away... just crying because you feel like you're not good enough. You feel like you're not good enough for anyone to like you, to be your

HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- Have you stepped on your boyfriend just because you felt like it http://animepics.hentaiporn4u.com/uncategorized/have-you-stepped-on-your-boyfriend-just-because-you-felt-like-it/Have you stepped on your boyfriend just because you

I HEREBY DECLARE TODAY STILLCOUNTSSATURDAY BECAUSE I HAVE A SHITLOAD IN MY DRAFTS THAT I WANT TO GET RID OF AND IM TERRIBLE AT STAGGERING THEM

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