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skimpymoms: strictmom4you: WHY DID YOU BUY SO MANY PAIRS OF PANTIES! YOU MUST HAVE BOUGHT 30 PAIR!!BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LEAN OVER AT HOME MY SON RIPS THEM OFF OF ME AND POUNDS HIS COCK INTO ME WHERE I STAND!!! SIS, DO WHAT I DID WHEN I STARTED FUCKING

carcino-fucking-geneticist: WHEN YOU IMPLY FICTIVES ARE “HAVING FUN” WITH A DISORDER, YOU ARE ASSUMING EVERY SYSTEM IS TRAUMA BASED, AND THAT’S NOT COOL, BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DID NOT HAVE AN ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD, AND I DON’T HAVE ANY SORT OF ILLNESS

wheezebois: how does she live? does she call him when he’s out on unsolved shoots like “hey babe did you know I had to climb onto the cabinets likE A FUCKING SPIDER MONEY BECAUSE YOU PUT THE NUTELLA UP TOO HIGH?” does she carry a stepladder around

carzinization:Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

timelordblogging: partypoisoned: yugoslavic: when i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just blow more air out of my nose than usual this post makes me so angry because you know what i did upon reading it blew more fucking air

freebo23doodles: When he went to see his girls friend after work, Adam did not expect to end up here. Fucking his girlfriends father while his girl watched. You see Jake, Julie the girlfriends father, never liked Adam, because Adam was a pizza boy. And

carzinization:Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

The number one thing i hate is when you dont tell me what i did wrong, why i fucked up because then i cant do anything to fix it, i cant do anything to better myself and i am bkund to repeat the mistake unintentionally and piss you off again which is

im–a–g0ner: Honestly don’t ever fucking cheat on your significant other and if you do you’re a piece of shit because when 2am is rolling around and you think everything is fine and shit they’re sitting around wondering what the fuck they did

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em? 50 shades of fucking accurate.

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