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This is what I want my birthday party to be like this year…
This is another video that proves my love for robotic beings, whether they’re female or male. In this case, we see a very good looking guy transformed, through, hypnosis into a machine. A very hot machine. My systems can’t withstand such robotic hotne
We’ve all heard this idea that “hipster has lost all meaning” and “we don’t really know what a hipster is,” but come on, we know what they are. Thought Catalogue Dorwings: “How Do People Afford To Be Hipsters?” by Chelsea Fagan.
That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player
Being sick and on your period at the same that is such "joy"!
mypleasuregirl: Not all kinky relationships have to be brutal. This little girl was reminded of her place every Saturday morning. She was required to cook Daddy breakfast in just an apron and lingerie, all dolled up like she was going out. They had some
matthewgallaway: Check out this slide they’re installing in the New Museum. I seriously think that slides like this should be a requirement in every building in the world New York City. I think it would solve many problems related to ppl thinking they’re
this-is-a-blog-for-porn: New channels should all be like this… I want to be the guy behind her
I neeeeeed to be touched like this.
boptacular: Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her
jennypizzas: this is what the jasper redemption arc is gonna be like by the way
floweris: hanzotitty: mad-maddie: I would like to give Props to the Overwatch fandom for taking D.va, who I had originally thought was sort of like this Evangelion-looking k-pop idol skirting–legal animoo waifubait and have brought to life instead
This is what this blog was originally meant to be for.Original and templates can be found at @ari-6‘s blog. Convenient link here
Being on this website with friends is so weird bc im fighting with one of mine i guess?? And I just thought “wow I can’t wait to be vague-d about bc I accidentally liked a post that described how high school Musical 2 was a metaphor for being
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osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
evil-dyke-in-your-area:digidiskette:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:sandersstudies:When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is
this was another commission, this time for authormagrant (twitter/ao3) from her fantastic fic that you absolutely should read because it will heal you as it healed me
grey-violet:thorin-and-twerkteam: emotional abuse is when someone does something to hurt you, and when you express your feelings, that you’re upset, they turn it around to be something you did to hurt them and they force you to apologize for it, and
lepidosauria: Trump just banned National Park Services from tweeting until further notice because they made fun of the size of the inauguration turnout. Which means his administration will likely be doing this for any government agency that spreads any
taxloopholes: predatorysuggestion: You made me like this. I was beautiful and gentle and made of flowers,but you turned me into an angry,powerful,cruel beast of lava and stone. And when I melt the flesh from your bones,my anger will finally be sated.
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
kidraaul: fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”
knifeandlighter: disabling clare like this shows how out of her depth she is in each encounter without being something so simple and insulting as grabbing her upper arm. also, each of these happened inside of maybe a month, so there is that too.
crustpunkslamdunk: contraception: hotdaughter: some people on this website so weird…… they be like “im a small little flower fairy and i love u” go outside this post is trash stop denying people self expression you boring streaks of piss
only a handful away from a follower milestonei kinda feel like a grandpa being like, where the hell did you kids come from - get off my lawn! but only not because I like that you’re on my lawn. but yeah i don’t know why you guys are following
Sorry I know this is kinda pathetic of me but if you consider me a friend or would be happy to just talk to me could you respond or like this post.Nothing is really wrong I just keep struggling to tell myself that I’m not alone right now, it happens
be curious. not judgmental.
nevaehtyler: So um, let me get it straight - it is absolutely fine for white people to dress up as Native Americans, Egyptians, Geishas or do Black face for Halloween, but Santa can’t be Black? No, this is not how it works. “But Real Santa is white!”
teaboot: teaboot: mjalti: why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call
thetatyler: Some completely unnecessary stroking by the Doctor that I’ve never noticed before. I like it. Especially combined with the manacles
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
tom-marvolo-dildo: bicries: chokkilissa-nahollos: im the dj screaming w laughter I think about this at least once a day. working in customer service be like
mag200:truly nothing beats the tags on this site, bitches will be like #AFKLJLKSDJDKLF HFHHHHH hhHGHH OP wHY WOU ld yo ud o thiS I CSTN BREATHe #c: jonathan sims #f: the magnus archives #scopophobia #gore #aes: нσω ∂σ уσυ ℓσνє? ℓιкє
miiilowo:miiilowo:tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memesthe curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and
gettingahealthybody: If rape is the victim’s fault because of the victim’s actions or words or dressing, then it would be like saying murder is the victim’s fault or robbery is the victim’s fault. I mean, who ask the victim to be hanging out
softwaring: kingweedorah: zubat: scorchrunners: Many people have already voted to express their opinion. Every minute, the number of the people who voted no increases. Be one of them. Do not like this post, do not queue it. Reblog it. So that even
cfreezy: militarygradeweed: arizonagunguy: jsantagato: illfindpeacesomewhere: So my little brother didn’t know I was coming home.. I love shit like this Fuckin allergies man. I’ve been fishing all day… and the red tide…got to my eyes…
soul-c-h-o-p-s: kingjaffejoffer: bitterbitchclubpresident: fifteenfathomscounted: I get that native Americans are upset, I get it. That being said, this country would NOT be what it is today if the actions of our past were not taken What do you mean
maroxo: Nikki’s Mikasa is such a babe, don’t even talk to me. P sure if she wasn’t in a relationship and he wasn’t banging her brother he’d be banging her. Hahahah funny Levi, you’re so virgin the only thing you bang are your toes.
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
#2- Every time I see a piece like this I get caught up thinking about what your permanent mark will look like. I look forward to the day you take me and have me inked. The mark will be stunning, I am sure. Something suitable for ourselves, but yet
"This may be my first time witnessing a Fairy Tail mage's fight up close... But... To think it would be like this!"
I don’t know if my twelve year old self is gonna be able to handle this episode, tbh.
Like wtf my feet should not be like this on the toilet I’m SO MAD I’m never pooping here again
solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib
this-beautiful-world-of-mine-de:I never thought the day would come…I don’t want it to be like this!!! I miss and crave our days badly!!
imdaddysdirtygirl:Papa, you say I’m being naughty and I shouldn’t be tempting my daddy like this, but I think your big hard daddy dick says otherwise…tell me, Daddy, don’t I have a nice little ass? Don’t you want to touch me? ^ uh the hell??
gonna be on my other blog probably today, might be taking a break from this one because im feeling emotions/prettiness over sex/nakedness
i found a few people hatin’ in my post in the tags like being really condescending saying like we’re dumb for believing its nothing more than a coincidence cause Andrew made all those panels last year and i’m just like
friedkinasty: john and merle playing chess like this
This day really had failure written all over it in the calendar. At least I didn’t cry once at work and held myself together really nice until someone say down Infront of me on the train. Then it was unstoppable. I hate being like this. Hate being
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this blog is gonna be like a mix between RWBY and Steven Universe now because I can’t handle these two great shows, I must draw for bo t h
hanasaku-shijin replied to your post:And I purposely unfollowed youthe problem with fame is you always get meanies and jerks like this.I kinda view it as a milestone tbh. Like, I got popular enough to get anon hate how cool is that
fousheezy: shenko: garbage-senpai: conallcd117: moredepth: Coexist this what i picture world peace looks like This is where I want to be Tiny woman in pink coat is literally me in 50 years this is such a pure video I want to watch it every time
This image was calling to me. I have so many of your pics saved to be colors but this one had to be done n o w(lizzietrashkittie)aaHH
this dude in this video just ate 10 carolina reaper peppers all at oncewhy are boys like this
prayer circle for winter to show up this volume plspls
