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Also, my credit card situation still hasn’t been resolved. My mom finally answered me and basically said “Welp, it’s your problem.” Which is great, because my anxiety has rendered me incapable of talking to strangers for the
jmonster129: phaedrai: avantgarterbelt: My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early
chiefgreythong: Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent
sinistercephalopod: zommbro: This is my mom’s dog Vladamir. Basically he’s on his way home from the doctor and they say he’s pretty much gonna die unless he gets surgery for the object he swallowed a couple days ago. He’s got 48 hours to live
kakashidori: after i got my wisdom teeth out my mouth was stuffed full of gauze and i basically passed out for hours except we were on the way to my grandfather’s house and we had to drive down the highway of tears and when we arrived my mom called
sixpenceee: THE GIRL WITH 3 BIOLOGICAL PARENTS Alana Saarinen had the DNA of about 3 people. Alana was born through an infertility treatment called cytoplasmic transfer. Her mom Sharon was trying to have a baby for over 10 years. Basically the cytoplasm
Ok so I was looking for something for my mom in a box of old things and I came across a Christmas story I wrote when I was 13 or so. The whole story is pretty silly (it’s basically a Santa cancels Christmas deal) with a surprising amount of cruelty
ghostt-notes: Me and my mom made this shirt out of a bedsheet and it’s basically my favorite thing ever.
miyozuzu:This is basically why I love to visit my mom’s childhood home
alcohell: one time my family took a trip to kentucky and went into a really humid forest thing and there were giant slugs EVERYWHERE and i was basically screaming and sobbing the whole time and my mom was like “shh, no, they’re harmless” and tried
yourjustmyeverything: connor-s3xual: Please reblog this so people can pray.This is my son, James. He’s my whole entire world, basically the reason why I continue to get out of bed everyday. Today when he was at his moms, she wasn’t watching him
arachnofiend: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” But mom I’m a lesbian
singedlace:sodomymcscurvylegs:goddamnedsh1t:sodomymcscurvylegs: opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d
wellthatsadorable: annetdonahue: self motherfucking care Bath time life goals
egobus: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started update:
lalondes: remember when everyone was quizzing eren with questions about titans and he had a PTSD flashback to his mom’s death and became visibly upset and marco basically told everyone who was harassing him to shut the fuck up and let him be i love
greywatch: riviia: The Fuhrer has basically hired you to be his hostage. Will you be alright? #’my third mom is scary’
knitmeapony: egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
ierudite03:So guess who’s basically in extreme isolation at the moment??? My mom has been showing symptoms of COVID-19, but she didn’t want to freak out of course. Well she’s gotten to the point where doing anything exhausts her to no end. So my
thedailykiba: suzue0shayana: Can we please just behold that moment?I simply love that Kiba addresses his scary, robust and fierce mother as ‘Kaa-chan’ (which basically means ‘Mom’, but more in a ‘Mommy’ direction). It’s not what I expected
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: Moroha: “So if you were raised by my mom’s brother… we’re basically cousins!”Towa: “Your dad is my dad’s brother. We are literally cousins.”
jakelovesboys: imyellintimberrr: thescienceofjohnlock: this kinda sums up tumblr for me basically my whole dash in one post my mom showed this to me when I was 8
chiefgreythong:Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent
was driving around w/ my mom this afternoon and saw some houses that reminded me of this which then spawned an idea for a photo series called “house studies” basically me creeping on ppls colorful houses and etc i hope they dont notice me
hecklerandkoch: Back in like fourth grade there was this thing at my school called the 100 book challenge and basically you got prizes for every like book you read and I read so much they called my mom in because they thought I was forging her signature
int0themidnightsun: Today is my last day at home before I leave for basic training so my mom let me pick dinner and this is what I picked.
mrsmonarch: macateallthespookings: tenshokyaku: [EVO 2015 is this Friday!] Remember that Activia | Jamie Lee Curtis isn’t a basic bitch.“Are you a Ryu or Ken person?” Awesome mom
opheliacmuses: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
ambivalent-peaks: This actually pisses me off so much because you have a black woman who accomplished a degree while being a mom taking care of her child’s basic needs by feeding the kid and it’s “controversial” but a white woman poses for a
itswalky: I don’t talk to my mom anymore. Whenever we had a difference of opinion, on, like, say, whether homosexuality is basically the same as pedophilia, and I would refute her terrible arguments she’s regurgitating from some bigoted asshole
amarriedsissy: missyflirtz: doris-mom: A brisk workout with your mother’s hairbrush will work wonders in taking you down a few pegs! That’s what I need: to be taken down several pegs. Basically obedient, but too impertinent.missy Beautiful
connor-s3xual: Please reblog this so people can pray. This is my son, James. He’s my whole entire world, basically the reason why I continue to get out of bed everyday. Today when he was at his moms, she wasn’t watching him and he fell down a load
egobus: one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started
moukies: lokithebetterson: homestuckmofo: operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your
dorowot: gogomrbrown: thread My moms friends relative was in the Tacoma detention center and every time they went to visit him, it was basically like visiting someone in jail.
opheliacmuses:operativesurprise: bigbootsandscaryeyes: sammiwolfe: fleshcircus: thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT
ebonyzerscrooge replied to your post: “So my parents are up arguing at 1am. Some shit must have went down….”: Your mom has a side piece? 👀 *steals some of your snacks*Girl yes and he’s busted as fuck. He also has a woman so basically
phaedrai: avantgarterbelt: My mom kept everything she’s found in the washing machine the past ten years and made it into an art piece. It’s basically an awesome portrait of what it’s like for two girls growing up in the late 90s/early 2000s.
marzipanandminutiae: but seriously this looks like every basic white socialite mom’s Christmas decorations that I saw growing up in suburban Tennessee
transarchie: Hey! Mel here. I hate to do this on New Year’s Eve, but my mom just went through my sister and my closet and ripped everything out and basically ruined it. I have the rest of my stuff packed but I fear for my safety. The reason? My sister
sex-in-the-family: txt: since dad left us son, my sexual life has died, and now you’re basically the man of the house so come and fuck your mom and sister!x
ifuckinglovesexysluts: A slut mom teaching her son the basics of how to treat whores.
drunkgurlzfck:Her is a footnote for all you white guys out there! When you are at work, there is a big black nigger sticking his dick in your wife, your daughter and your mom- so think about it at night, when you fuck your wife and she’s basically just
bullypornfreak: Your mom is basically a plastic fuck toy for boys at the strip club.Tonight is Teen Tuesday where she fucks all your bullies from school for free!The humiliation of her loser son makes it all worth it tho :D
biospookalacka: darxx: notmysecret: This is it, this is the series. American Horror Story: Evan Peters Fucks Up, Then Says Sorry P sure his mom had it coming but basically
phdna: cptsrogerx: honestly iconic I love how Chris Evans basically uses twitter once in a lifetime, and it’s always to do one of the following: 1) be a Facebook mom and tweet about how small our problems are in a cosmic scale and how wonderful life
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