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Dominatrix Annabelle - The Private Banker
Dominatrix Annabelle - The Private Banker - My Tax Bill
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I bet I can keep you wetter than Soo Lin Yao’s teapots.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“You’re more valuable to me than a nine million pound jade hairpin.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.
“A Black Lotus flower isn’t the only thing I can put in your mouth.”
bakerstreetskulls: Want to meet the King of my Crack Kingdom? It’s this pigeon, from the end of the Blind Banker. I’m obsessed with this pigeon. If someone could .gif this pigeon for me, it would be the greatest thing ever. I love him. He’s total
“Come with me and your teapot collection won’t be the only thing getting wet.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t mind if you’re on your period… We’ll just call it an Urban Bloodlust Frenzy.”
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“I want you in my life more permanently than a Black Lotus tattoo.â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
