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datflipkid: WOOOOOOOOW. TOTAL BULL. How can someone pick his girlfriend with a cold or fever, over his DYING grandma, who took care of his ass his WHOLE life. Also, shittalking family? I feel bad for a lot of people, but this guy.. I do not feel bad
swolizard: Instagram story today about male “photographers” and how to help potentially pick out the bad ones so you never have to deal with a bad experience shooting
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yarky:yarky:manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side its always me picking up the catsmaybe im the bad boy
yarky: yarky: manga lied to me. i never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side its always me picking up the cats maybe im the bad boy
sailorbryant: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building. Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock
Bad day today. =_= I hate my fucking job. Send me Asks or Submissions people. I need a pick-me-up.
thyrell:“neurodivergent people are bad at picking up social cues” statistically untrue every day i pick up on millions of social cues that literally do not exist
small-cabbage: taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and
ifuckharder: lissabunnyx: I just want to be choked and fucked so bad. Ugh 😍😍😍 I volunteer. Pick me pick me.
corgiaddict: insanecorgi: gatsbyadventures: Pick me up! Pick me up! MOM. Pick. Me. Up. One of Gatsby’s “quirks” (read: bad habit that I am guilty of indulging) is that every time I come back from work or from being gone for a couple of hours,
vampireapologist: bad-wolf-moment: vampireapologist: bad-wolf-moment: vampireapologist: idk i like picking taller ppl up to instill fear in their hearts How tall was the tallest person you ever picked up? that’d be old jim stalk mclare. 11 ft
nat-uralist: I also spotted some daisies and I badly wanted to pick them but as mum says “the beauty in a flower is when you let it be and continue to grow, if you pick it there’s a high chance it might lose its beauty”
sterekismydrugofchoice:Bad Pick up Line Alphabet. F is for FBI.
sterekismydrugofchoice:Bad Pick Up Line Alphabet. C is for Church
rickywhorrorshow: Ricky’s breaking bad picks 💕
punk-polygems: pearl-fectt: lexie-complexie: annadesu: Bad Pick-Up Peri It’s a lot of fun if you read these with Peridot’s voice (The husband and I had a little too much fun making these…) No one knows how many of these Paige has fucking used
sasheenka: Bad pick up lines 6/?
bad-lady-next-door: Jeanne waited till she heard him come round the bend when she did the old drop-the-magazine trick. .She heard his sharp intake of breath and decided to be a little slow in picking things up.
Dilation kinda sucks and I still need to pick up my norco and zofran from the pharmacy. I’ve vomited once and the cramping feels like I’m having a bad period. My boyfriends asleep and I don’t want to wake him to pick up my meds. I’m going to go
pick-a-dimepiece: deliciousanddecadence: getsexed: i very badly want to do this Daddy will fuck you just like this baby girl
secretsinlace: The Ostrich Trimmed Robe is not a bad pick for weekend attire and some well-deserved R&R! http://www.secretsinlace.com/product/Ostrich-Trimmed-Chiffon-Robe/Robes
brazzersnetwork: Brandy Aniston | Why Don’t You Pick On Someone Your Own SizeClick Here To PreviewBrandy Aniston’s weakling son is being picked on by Big Bad Bill Baily, the aggressive bully who lives across the street. One day when her boy comes
taylor-ruth: My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at
onlyloveisblackwomen: A hot naughty one source : http://daddies-disgusting-mango.tumblr.com/ This young lady needs some attention bad!! Ooh, pick me, pick me!!
thornicating: I am in excruciating dental pain now is not the time for bad pick up lines
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
capev1079: Time to turn up with my girl (sorry for the bad pick of me she is a bit toasty lolol😳😵🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸) time to hit the club then in two days vacation whoooppp whooop
heedra:not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
Help me pick please
stevraybro: succubitchxoxo: frosted-pumpkins: annadesu: Bad Pick-Up Peri It’s a lot of fun if you read these with Peridot’s voice (The husband and I had a little too much fun making these…) @succubitchxoxo Lmfao. She wouuuuuld. If these
Pick Me Up Now, I Need You So Bad
liberalsarecool:Men project their conniving violence towards women.
There exists a pantheon of television characters who are among the most indelible faces of popular culture. Pick up any best-of list, and the same slate of names will likely appear. Walter White, if not already among them, will inevitably be added to
starry-perception: sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN IT’S GOING TO HAPPEN! I SWEAR IT!
kappatastic: My latest cross stitch…thing. Ruby and sapphire WIP maybe help me pick a good quote for the background?
dashingicecream: cat!au after many awkward moments, explanations, and cat antics, weiss finally realizes she might not be completely out of her mind and that her precious kitty cat (who is now a human???) is not dead and is kneeling right in front of
pick me up, I need you so bad.
