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“BAD GIRL! Eat you food, like the dog you are, or there will be more punishments in store for you.”
“Bad Girls have to eat outside. Hurry and eat your food pet, or I will chain you to the porch.”
Food adventures with Frank, round 2! Spam musubi… Not that bad. That was my first Spam experience. (Taken with Instagram at Kotohira)
:Food history has been so sanitized by the demonization of carbs. “Our ancestors only had fruits and veggies they didn’t have all these refined carbs” our ancestors drank beer 25/8 because the water was bad. Our ancestors drizzled honey on shit
bad-postcards: TAILGATE PARTY BEARBEAR are often seen in camping areas where they come for food offered by campers or otherwise.
Food doesn't really go 'bad' something just starts eating it before you do.
rhobi:
jackhowrds: I CNAT BREATH
maybelaughing: Blissfully Ignorant “Animorphs” AU - The war isn’t that bad, everybody lives, and they become semi-functioning, semi-adults that go to college and have shenanigans and cinnamon bunzuh.
strawberry-jan: A quick follow-up to reassure you that, yes, I am aware that being bad at video games is a Joestar family tradition. This was another tangent–next time, things get a little more serious. Stay tuned! Previous | Archive
amedala: (he wont tell u bc he likes u oku) ive been in a really 50s aesthetic moodalso i imagine josuke and okuyasu are those teenagers who put lollipops in their mouths in place of cigs because smoking is bAD FOR UR HEALTH
transfemmes:Mutuals line up I’m giving you all one of these bad boys
objectheadzine: FOOD (eating utensils included) is our topic for the Object Head Zine 2016 edition! Have fun portraying a cultural dish, your favourite snack, lazy leftovers! As I’ve mentioned before, ALL submissions will be accepted so long as they
while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is not bad for you if you’re not allergic/don’t have celiac diseasesuperfoods aren’t real, they’re just healthy things with maybe some nicer levels of certain vitaminsvaccines do not cause
madamateur: internet connection is bad, health is bad, mood is bad purple waifu sketches is good awesome waifu, short haired waifu, kitty waifu, waifu and her true love (food), badass waifu.
waste-of-paper: Ugh this scan turned out really bad but Uhh..Gregvolution, because he is the best dad in the UUUUNIVERSE God Bless <3
I have had 5 cups of coffee and 0 anythings of food today so I am wiiiired
Diamonds and Rust
I know that bitter sprays and other such things to make the nails taste bad and thus act as a deterrent are supposed to be helpful, and they probably are and are worth looking into. I can’t recommend them personally since they never worked for me (so
jagged-vendaar:A bunch of soft enamel style Galax-teas! I plan on making more of these as the bad puns come to me. :-)
cristinaricci: THE X-FILES | Bad Blood (5.12) for @chibbietelford
jadenvargen:thoughts fresh from the oven
divorcedwife:and i dont give a damn ‘bout my bad reputation >:)
What have you got there, Ash? Habanero potato chips!!! They don’t look that hot! How bad could they be? Chomp! WAGHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH Maybe they’re a little hot after all
anything worth doing is worth doing badly
isafeye: Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will help them order food when it’s too scary walk with them through crowded places help them laugh it off when they make a mistake not get tired of answering “no, you’re not
compoundchem: This Week in Chemistry: Trapping bad food smells, an age-related memory-loss protein, and more: http://goo.gl/pZvItn
donjayx: thatkiddnickk: Squats helped put my booty back up, less bad foods helped my upper body. Headed towards that goal! 😍
thatkiddnickk: Squats helped put my booty back up, less bad foods helped my upper body. Headed towards that goal!
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
food-n-words: dontwannawaitinvain: gahhhdamn: tribalsong: Don’t fuck with my coils and kinks we would have had to fight But, bad hair day??? Where??? bihhhh why you lieeee this girl is out here being a certified goddess like ?????????
Food is not morality. You are not good if you eat carrots. You aren't bad if you eat pie.
Laid in bed all of today from bad food poisoning. It was either try and sleep off the nasty or me running to the bathroom to puke ;w; But it did get me thinking about random Undertail scenarios. I’ve seen a lot of UF and US crossover where Red
daviddadeer: neoliberalismkills: so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food. Consider thisIf you really need food so bad you wouldn’t spend money on drugs
I can’t tell if im sick bc the Chinese food was bad or im just having a bad reaction to it but either way I remember why I never eat Chinese food. The next time i want Chinese I’ll just infect myself with e coli and a
plant-strong replied to your post “I know fast food is bad but I get really bad cravings for bean…” Only 3? I eat like 8 or so i usually stop after about 3 or 4. Sometimes I get to two and think “hmmm this third one was a bad idea!”
maghrabiyya: i’m craving mexican food rly bad rni want to marry a mexican chef who will cook me real mexican cuisine nd i will cook them authentic moroccan food in exchange our love will be based on food and we will feed each other and love each other
maghrabiyya: browngirlblues: maghrabiyya: i’m craving mexican food rly bad rni want to marry a mexican chef who will cook me real mexican cuisine nd i will cook them authentic moroccan food in exchange our love will be based on food and we will feed
mabeltree: “Guy who feeds the mob boss, & has bad timing, but his bomb ass cooking skills makes up for it.”
raisinchallah: life is but a bad food network show and we are just the yoda cakes in it
kitsunefantasy: I was a cute pastel punk babe yesterday~ Went and saw a late movie and ate bad food in a parking lot like hooligans afterwards~ But for real tho I’m obsessed with this shirt, I might wear it to the Melanie Martinez concert next month~
I motherfucking hate myself so bad I can’t even get out my vent art ideas because i mother fucking hate myself so FUCKING MUCH AND I’D PROBABLY JUST STEAL SOMEONE’S IDEAS FOR MY OWN SHITTY ART AND IT’S DUMB AND I’M DU,B AND I HATE MYSELF LITERALLY
Someone should bring me chocolate pudding and give me a big hug
alphaflyer: audreysparkle: pr1nceshawn: Life With Cats. Adorable little assholes This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.
lalalickmydick: soldatclintbarton: depressinq-profanatory: 16th grade They actually bought all the fucking apple juice ooh no they love orange juice but they been bad *swipes whole shelf*
soaprock: gushers: The ULTIMATE sprinkled donut.
In case anyone is having a bad night:
saltwaterhours: Adulthood is mostly planning your meals around which of your vegetables are going to go bad the soonest.
dad made me a screwdriver and I’m eating clam chowder…heartbreak food ftw.
bad-dominicana: I hate cooking so if I make you food, I love you. And you better eat it, coño, or you never gettin shit again.
safetyfromsabotage: 04.February.2014 Oatmeal for lunch is never a bad idea. I need that elephant bowl for my oatmeal!
highnympho: When all you eat is bad food and stopped working out but your body still looks dece.
really really want someone to spank me and have really rough sex with me then pet my hair and buy me food
crossyourts replied to your post: man all I wanted was some food Man this makes me feel really bad because I just stress ate everything in my room and it was a lot of food. Don’t feel bad! I would’ve done the same thing. In fact, the reason
dad : yells at me over something that wasn’t my faultdad : later feels bad cause he realizes he diddad : tries to get my forgiveness by gifting me packets of saltine crackers
tatis9: kylefewell: buzzfeed: It’s never bad time for a Miyazaki food gif. Ghibli has the best animated food. I’m hungry :P That food looks delicious!
good-times-bad-food: shingojira: the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed I thought he was making a dumb witcher joke nope thats an actual horse omg
urgently: Why Fast Food Will Kill You I know, I know. We all love fast food but eating too much of it is just bad for you. Check out THESE facts about the risks of eating fast food 1. The dangers of pizza to our health 2. I bet you didn’t know much
colorgasmfreakbrony: bronyhood: mellydash: This is what happens when you get Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash and Celestia to fuck eachother. A rainbow Winged Unicorn made out of cake. CANNOT UNSEE. OH GOD. ALL OF MY SUGARY CRAVES I want this. So bad Maybe
I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout and it was rubbish and there’s no food in 😭😭