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ilikehip-hop: Machine Gunk Funk Baby!

THAT is a baby-making machine!

bra1nfr3d: trancepixie: Lean Machine and Kneel n Squeal is whats upppp All of these, baby

hyperpregnant: Just accept that you weren’t using protection because deep down you WANTED this to happen. Fucking to play the genetic slot machine with the baby you’ll be making.

mexpwr: She so damn sexy just got a time machine baby, I’m coming for you

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

hijerking: babies playing with pets scare me please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

setheverman: if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

mixedadonis: Spitting some babies… Well, these sweatpants will go straight to the washing machine, but who will clean the floor now? No need to mention that I had just left the gym… These fucking hormones… lol

swagginfuckinovaries: kered555: techies-in-black: I want to play with this! AHHHHHH I WANT ONE Are these like the baby of intelligent lights and fog machines???

reindeerarts: toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart baby bang it up inside u u.

My babies. Sexy beasts. Beautiful machines. Can’t wait to bring the next one into the family. I might just have sex with you all tonight.

aboiseduced: Some people like coffee in the morning, other people like tea. Daddy has a special blend that I’ve come to rely on. “Careful with the tip baby, you know it won’t be right if you don’t fully clean my machine.”

Black Light Guides You

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

sevenpoints:iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

thefluffingtonpost: 8 Baby Cheetahs Who Will Grow Into Ruthless Killing Machines They grow up so fast. And then hunt you for sport. Via Nathan Rupert, Vladuchick, Nathan Rupert, Tambako the Jaguar, Erica Taffany, Nathan Rupert, and Sum_of_Marc.

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

setheverman: if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

thefluffingtonpost: 8 Baby Cheetahs Who Will Grow Into Ruthless Killing Machines They grow up so fast. And then hunt you for sport. Via Nathan Rupert, Vladuchick, Nathan Rupert, Tambako the Jaguar, Erica Taffany, Nathan Rupert, and Sum_of_Marc.

hijerking: babies playing with pets scare me please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

aghostinabox: birdschoolforbirds: sapphicmoonlight: I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received And i’m pretty sure ma baby is proud

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

tragedy-machine: Nothing fucks with my baby Thanks to @arahir for making me aware of this song and thus being responsible for this commissions ★ instagram

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

rothinsel: Tyrest the Silver Glossa. Pharma the Pro-Assholery Machine 5000.I don’t know just… ugly Lockdown, hng. Being surrounded by pretty flying frames must be hard, you know? To the point that “you’re still pretty to me, baby“ just isn’t

kitty-sylvie: queenfattyoftherollpalace: this-selfish-war-machine: communistrefridgerator: queenfattyoftherollpalace: queenfattyoftherollpalace: I blame my baby boomer parents for my intense cheapness when I’m in the checkout at the grocery store

kinkystilettosnylonsslut: mellowfoxy: sidesights:at the milking machine O.O this…this is amazing wow!! <33 Mmmmm I’d suck out and drink her delicious breast milk everyday and after the baby is born we get one tit each 💋💋👅👅

mixedadonis: Spitting some babies… Well, these sweatpants will go straight to the washing machine, but who will clean the floor now? No need to mention that I had just left the gym… These fucking hormones… lol

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

hijerking: babies playing with pets scare me please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

yarrarat: grannysbestfrend: groteborsten: Grote borsten: http://ift.tt/1cvkpVx Do you have big boob pics, upload and they will be posted! Picture from milk-machine: http://ift.tt/1gMbP8i Yes baby Old yes but they still look like they are firm and

boysxxmen: aboiseduced: Some people like coffee in the morning, other people like tea. Daddy has a special blend that I’ve come to rely on. “Careful with the tip baby, you know it won’t be right if you don’t fully clean my machine.” getting

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

hifructosemag: Pierre Matter’s Imaginative Hybrid Sculptures French sculptor Pierre Matter creates large-scale sculptures that blend humans, pink babies, and animals with machines and other unusual components. The artist was born in Munster, France

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

nachotacoburritos: libraunbalance: livingismyformofart: thepoeticrebel: dallascorleone: unsatisfiedcuriousities: rocmicsandkicks: A lot of girls not built for that deep mission though *fans self*… lean machine all day baby Won’t be getting

red-calx: kidzbopdeathgrips: sturmguevara: Totally not a cult new copypasta “Reducing myself to a machine that pumps out babies to be brainwashed will make me happier than you”

aprilthoughts-gov: sparkytheandroid: when i was a baby i thought big words and oxford commas and kcup coffee machines make u smart. you know what makes you smart? loving ur friends.

setheverman: if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

hijerking: babies playing with pets scare me please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

peppermintlarry: mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post* I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain you were broken

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”

setheverman: if your child asks you where babies come from, please don’t tell a lie or make up a story, just tell them the truth about the giant claw machine and the

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

bluecoati: sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father

hijerking: babies playing with pets scare me please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

silfarione: Baby on Cucumber Machine, Kent County, Ontario, Canada. Photo by Larry Towell.

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

availablewife: His eyes are devouring me - so intent so powerful - like the black machine inside me - slowly entering at first - and I beg for more. this is all I want baby, big black cock!

sevenpoints: iidelirium: captainragtag: hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required

i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”

archer-bro: ragingcommonsense: documentaryfat: Conservative Americans are being fed lies about the Charlie Gard case (hate to be cynical but the baby is blind, deaf, can’t move, eat, cry or even breathe sans a machine and the procedure would only

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