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femmeaziraphale: Aziraphale at the zoo in the reptile area: where are you you Crowley this isn’t funny anymore Crowley, who is about to ruin everyone’s day by reenacting that scene from the first Harry Potter movie: watch thissss sssuckers

heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never

heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose

misplaced-my-notes:When Crowley told Aziraphale he changed his name, Aziraphale was a little smart-ass and started firing off guesses.One of them was “Asmodeus.”The demon that represents Lust.Aziraphale was out there, watching Jesus getting nailed

azirapostale: crowley when talking to aziraphale:crowley talking to -anyone- else:

sufferingcity: ineffablequotes: Crowley, teaching Aziraphale to drive: Okay, so you’re driving and Gabriel and Michael walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit? Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel Crowley, sighing: The brakes, angel. You hit the brakes.

lesbianomens: lesbianomens: love how aziraphale can only admit he and crowley are friends when he’s otherwise lying, and by “love” i mean “am in pain constantly due to” so there are two main points where aziraphale talks about their friendship

purple-bees:Aziraphale: Someone ate all of my powdered donuts! Crowley, do you know who-Aziraphale:Aziraphale: Crowley dear, what’s on your shirt?Crowley, his shirt covered in white donut powder: Cocaine.

goodomensbutwrong:Crowley: are you high?Aziraphale: am i what?Crowley: highAziraphale: hello

dumbass-bitch-disease: notjustamumj: agnes-nutter-witch: wheeloffortune-design: wheeloffortune-design: Headcanon that Crowley slept a century in Aziraphale’s bed. Aziraphale didn’t notice because he just never goes into his own bedroom. No but

let-aziraphale-say-fuck:broke: crowley kills his plants so they grow better woke: crowley doesn’t kill his plants because he’s too soft for them, and instead plants them elsewherebespoke: crowley built his own eden in his apartment and casts

commodorecliche:i can’t believe we see crowley step towards aziraphale and aziraphale extend his wing to protect crowley from the rain at the same moment we see adam take eve’s hand in the distance i just

codicesandflora: fandomens: aziraphale, yet again stuck in a sticky situation: hepl crowley, materializing out of thin air: what is this like a kink for you or something? #good omens#oh come on crowley like this doesn’t feed your james bond fantasy

cheeseanonioncrisps:assiraphales:assiraphales:aziraphale’s bookshop is really old right? what if it’s haunted but he never noticed crowley: this coffee is too hot to drink coffee: *visibly cools down*crowley: thank u harrisonaziraphale: who r u thanking

mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems

Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw

perpetuallycaffeinated:Good luck making me ever shut up about The Jacket Moment, btw Next day Reblog

elastickitten13:Crowley: *sneezes*Aziraphale: Bless you, dear.Crowley, on fire: I can’t believe you’ve done this.

stopmakingnoises: ineffable-bisexual: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: ebony-steinbach: angels-dining-at-the-ritz: Inconsequential But Important™ Things About Book Crowley And Aziraphale That Didn’t Make It Into The Show -At one point, Crowley eats

dead-scorpio: Aziraphale once decided to gift Crowley a plant, because he knows that Crowley likes them, and it’s all good, except, Crowley can’t put the fear of, well, himself into this plant. It is a gift from Zira, after all.Crowley: YOU ALL,

incorrect-good-omens:Crowley, seeing someone do something stupid: What an idiot.Crowley, realizing it was Aziraphale: Oh no. It’s my idiot.

assiraphales: assiraphales: the only time crowley & aziraphale tried to venture to america was in 1912 but they never made it aziraphale, sitting on a chunk of ice: you said it was UNSINKABLE crowley: well obviously i was wrong WASN’T I?

tiger-in-the-flightdeck: thebibliosphere: theartistichuman: Okay I saw a post were it said “Aziraphale uses Anthony when he wants Crowley to soften up” and I raise you Aziraphale using “Anthony” when Crowley’s in deep shit. Crowley: *does

heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose

poplitealqueen: bold-sartorial-statement: poplitealqueen: Crowley and Aziraphale are top tier contenders for Best OTP to Make 5+1 Fic for. “Five Millenia That Crowley Pined For Aziraphale, and One When He Didn’t Have To” boom. See? Would you

crowleysscaredplants: assiraphales: aziraphale: *gets hit with paintball* crowley, also hit with a paintball, on autopilot: mmm whatcha sayyyy crowley is, that bitch

generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!

ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…

throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?

incorrect-good-omens-quotes: Crowley: Look, Aziraphale. I don’t have a lot of personal life experience. But if I have learned anything from my Sims family…Aziraphale: (looks into the camera like he’s on The Office)

tenoko1:Crowley: *aggressively banging phone against the desk*Aziraphale: Don’t be mean to the poor thing! How would you like it if I banged you against the desk??Crowley:Aziraphale:Crowley: I don’t know the right answer to that question…

jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!

misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back

amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door

norbury:Crowley can laugh all he wants about aziraphale going over the top with the bike but the fact that crowley made hamlet arguably the most successful play of all time simply because aziraphale gave him one tender look is very Oh Lord Heal This Play

ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place

sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley

he's lying to u girl

brinnanza:zetabrarian:I’ve seen lots of joke posts about Crowley and Aziraphale’s Bad Attempts at being human (never plugging anything in, for example). I’d love someone to apply that same logic to Crowley and sleeping. Demons and angels

azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka

firefighter01: MA, THAT SNAKE IS BACK My classmate made this joke a few days ago, but I still can’t stop laughing video

azirafels: azirafels: azirafels: tired: crowley and medusa were gal pals back in 1300 BC wired: medusa was in fact crowley who spent 300 years as a greek woman seducing straight men and turning them into stone inspired: a curious aziraphale hears about

biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She

kamwashere: corancoranthemagicalman: a-secret-land: I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,”

marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:

janthonyashtoreth: broke: crowley and aziraphale are gay woke: crowley and aziraphale are morosexual but only for each others specific brand of idiocy

pinkpiggy93:HC: one day, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to stay home as it was raining outside. Aziraphale opened an old envelope of old pictures he had of Crowley and wondered.

mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems

bookkbaby: Aziraphale: Crowley, did you know that snakes court each other by laying atop one another and squirming? Crowley *has his head in Aziraphale’s lap, nuzzling his generous thighs, freezes*: ..!!

elven-child:re: Aziraphale only having two moods, “go big” and “go home”:Aziraphale on Friday: There is no our side, Crowley, not anymore! It’s over.Aziraphale 24 hours later: staying at Crowley’s flat overnight, ready

faggghaggg: pleasesupplymewithyourwahoos: ineffablegame: incorrect-good-omens: Crowley, drunk: I don’t trust ducks. Fucking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there? Aziraphale, also drunk: Love. Crowley: Fuck. Shit. You’re right.

tervaneula: forineffablereasons: forineffablereasons: au where aziraphale keeps a giant flemish rabbit in the bookshop and it and crowley are mortal enemies when aziraphale’s not looking crowley going to just flop onto his sofa to find this in his

howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything

cliopadra:Hastur: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.Ligur: How weak. I sleep with a gun.Crowley: You’re both pathetic.Ligur: Oh? What do you sleep with then?Crowley: Aziraphale.

wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:

springapreppe:Aziraphale upon receiving news of mandatory quarantine: What’s this? An excuse to pine after my love in a way that would make Jane Austin proud? I shall write so many forlorn letters to my dear Anthony J. Crowley!Crowley, a disaster gay

Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale

gemennair: Crowley as a Tinsel on a Christmas tree with Aziraphale being absolutely delighted. You can bet he stayed there for a good long week just sleeping or something idk maybe Aziraphale made him stay there. It’s your call.This is also requested

:En vista de que hay publicaciones de Crowley y Aziraphale siendo interpretados por mujeres, decidí unirme a la diversión, les presento a María de los Ángeles Félix Güereña (Crowley) y a Rosita Quintana (Aziraphale) actrices de las décadas entre

ezraomii:Crowley: I’m incredibly fast at math.Aziraphale: Alright, what’s 30x17?Crowley: 47Aziraphale: That’s not even close.Crowley: But it was fast.

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