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missmollyetc: meretricula: therestisdetail: “What are they playing at?” said Aziraphale. “I don’t know,” said Crowley, “but I think it’s called silly buggers.” His tone suggested that he could play, too. And do it better. (good omens
Crowley enjoys going through Facebook uploads of Christianity-themed art and tagging Aziraphale in them obsessively.
prufrocking-deactivated20170429: Benedict Cumberbatch as Aziraphale and Tom Hiddleston as Crowley
anxioussailorsoldier: this story was high romance at its finest ❤️
beebeedibapbeediboop:Dancing on our songs
onemagpie:
t8oo:heyoo
cliopadra: shoe yeet The Swing (Jean-Honoré Fragonard) - Good Omens version Featuring happy Aziraphale, lovestruck Crowley, confused Beelze and Gabriel, Michael in statue form and an Anathema that does NOT want to be there
birdloaf:stupid.. i like crowley
chocodile: As much fun as it was to watch David Tennant prance around on his long silly legs again, the thing I came away from Good Omens knowing that I absolutely had to draw was that flaming 1933 Bentley. Bonus Aziraphale running along behind:
aivelin: Leyendecker-inspired Aziraphale and Crowley (commission)
pinkpiggy93: wanna-b-poet31: Aziraphale Lies. A lot. But, for the majority of the mini-series, he lies to protect himself (whether it be from God’s wrath, or Gabriel’s wrath, or Uriel’s wrath…or…pretty much anyone from Heaven because they’re
aziraphaldi:Aziraphale being totally in love with Crowley
kentucky-fried-bucky: niceprophecies: daughtersofthanos: He’s gay, Mr. Shadwell. Michael Sheen Shadwell: Evil womanizer! Aziraphale:
thechekhov: No, no you may not. Aziraphale’s not done with it.
scaramacaisstuff:Crowley is still waiting for Aziraphale, and this time, he arrived
naniiebimworks: Aziraphale and Crowley and The Switch. To add insult to injury- Crowley got brainfreeze from the lolly.
schmuzz1: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front
crowleysaunters: Newt: Do you think Aziraphale and Crowley think in English or some kind of unearthly language? Anathema: Bold of you to assume either of them think
butchlizbian:No one:Aziraphale: Crowley wanna get some CREPES
greenbergsays: Aziraphale in the paintball scene, though. I mean, seriously, y’all Look at this absolute nerd Especially that last gif! This is an angel that is literally thousands of years old, he helped create the motherfuckin’ universe, and he
femmeaziraphale: Aziraphale at the zoo in the reptile area: where are you you Crowley this isn’t funny anymore Crowley, who is about to ruin everyone’s day by reenacting that scene from the first Harry Potter movie: watch thissss sssuckers
:*In a restaurant, the lights dimming*Crowley: Did it just get sexier in here?Aziraphale: I can’t see my menu!!!
enfant–terrible: spatscolombo: spatscolombo: It’s honestly both very sweet and very metal that Aziraphale and Crowley both chose to manifest as middle-aged from day one They could have been shredded twenty-five year olds for eternity but without
aziraphalesbian: bethirst: aziraphalesbian: aziraphalesbian: it is so fucking funny to me that, like, crowley canonically “hung around the wrong people” and “asked questions” and promptly fell, whereas aziraphale completely forsook his holy
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never
butchlizbian:the-moon-loves-the-sea:So. Took a screenshot so we could talk about this off his post. For anyone like me who didn’t know: This is Pale Blue Eyes:Which can only be about Aziraphale and his blue eyes and and it’s so tender. So tender.And
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
robofeather:Aziraphale and Crowley every century or so:
azirafuck:aziraphale and crowley snapped
liliemsharpe: tio-trile: (As I was looking up references for heaven in the show, I thought that the design for heaven really looks like a giant bird cage, and so although it may be a nice, clean, and rich place, Aziraphale can’t really get the freedom
azirapostale: crowley when talking to aziraphale:crowley talking to -anyone- else:
ceasarslegion:Crowley: I’ve been dropping subtle hints that I’m in love with AziraphaleCrowley to Aziraphale: DO YOU WANNA RUN AWAY TOGETHER JUST YOU AND ME WE’LL GO SOMEWHERE FAR FAR AWAY WHERE THEY’LL NEVER FIND US
beanarie:aziraphale’s “tempation accomplished!” wiggle reblog if u agree
r-you-kidding-me:Fans: Do you want to talk about Aziraphale and Crowley ’s relationship NeilNeil Gaiman: No not reallyMichael Sheen: I doFans: We know MichaelMichael Sheen, tearing up: They’re marriedFans: We know Michael
acuteangleaziraphale:Listen, I’m not saying that Aziraphale can’t really tell the difference between his boyfriend and an actual snake, I’m just saying in the 6000 years that they’ve known each other that there has to have been AT LEAST one instance
667-darkavenue: “To the world.” “To the world.” Clink. Sip. Aziraphale leans across the table. “Have you thought about what the first course will be?” “Your call, angel.” “I don’t think I’m classified an angel anymore. I don’t
do-not-go-gently-42: oldtvandcomics: ninenineandgoseek: discar: ninenineandgoseek: ninenineandgoseek: prosocialbehavior: demonic-mnemonic: Sometimes I just sit and think about how Aziraphale and Crowley spent several years giving some ordinary
lonicera-caprifolium:hawklanthebard:Aziraphale boops Crowley’s snootthe original boop–
butchlizbian:anthonyandaziraphale:Aziraphale and Crowley having to watch Anathema and The Them grow old, having to watch regular customers start never coming back, having to see businesses fail and be replaced around them, watching the generations of
yourfavesparksjoy: Aziraphale from Good Omens sparks joy!
theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian: planetary-plantpunk: planetary-plantpunk: punkfaery: punkfaery: okay but why am i laughing at the idea of crowley and aziraphale going for tea with newt and anathema post Armageddon’t and desperately trying to maintain
cogitaeworks: Based on this post by @crowleysanwseringmachine. But, I might want to add something to this. Not only Aziraphale does all this. But alsothey poofs like a fluffy snow owl. A scary as shit fluffy snow owl.
biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
incorrect-good-omens: Aziraphale, watching Crowley sleep: I just love him so much. He’s my everyth- Crowley: *snores* Aziraphale: I can’t live like this.
janthonyashtoreth: broke: crowley and aziraphale are gay woke: crowley and aziraphale are morosexual but only for each others specific brand of idiocy
pinkpiggy93:HC: one day, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to stay home as it was raining outside. Aziraphale opened an old envelope of old pictures he had of Crowley and wondered.
imsoconfused16:posted-omens:So apparently the Bentley’s passenger side door was broken when they filmed the 60’s holy water scene - and they used some ‘directing magic’ to make it look like Aziraphale went out the door. But can you imagine Aziraphale
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
bookkbaby: Aziraphale: Crowley, did you know that snakes court each other by laying atop one another and squirming? Crowley *has his head in Aziraphale’s lap, nuzzling his generous thighs, freezes*: ..!!
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
tervaneula: forineffablereasons: forineffablereasons: au where aziraphale keeps a giant flemish rabbit in the bookshop and it and crowley are mortal enemies when aziraphale’s not looking crowley going to just flop onto his sofa to find this in his
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
cliopadra: The “Abduction” of Aziraphale (parody repaint of The Abduction of Europa by Jean-François de Troy) Playing a “damsel in distress” and getting away from your annoying bosses? What else could Aziraphale want
morosexual-aziraphale: based on that one vinebonus Aziraphale:
Sure, falling from Grace was a sore loss, but the books he can read now were so worth it.I love this AU #DemonAziraphale
gemennair: Crowley as a Tinsel on a Christmas tree with Aziraphale being absolutely delighted. You can bet he stayed there for a good long week just sleeping or something idk maybe Aziraphale made him stay there. It’s your call.This is also requested
:En vista de que hay publicaciones de Crowley y Aziraphale siendo interpretados por mujeres, decidí unirme a la diversión, les presento a María de los Ángeles Félix Güereña (Crowley) y a Rosita Quintana (Aziraphale) actrices de las décadas entre
lazarusemma:spockgirl:aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant