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kamandthesuburbs: Living at Home With Your Parents A) TRYING TO MASTURBATE IN YOUR ROOM Me: I’m going to change my clothes I’ll be right back. Mom: But dinner is ready!! Me: I’LL BE RIGHT BACK CAN I PLEASE CHANGE MY CLOTHES? I HAD A ROUGH LONG
“So, yesterday, my mom caught me masturbating! I am still *so* embarrassed about it! Later that day, when we were in the car, she told me she was cool with it, and even later, she said she was “curious” to know why I did it. (She could have
awkwardpuppygirl: Rottweiler butt! Rhuff! - - - - - [My personal pictures and videos are tagged “awkward annabelle”. Please don’t remove captions, edit/crop my content or post my pictures or videos without credit to me.]
This is me with every model that first shoot when they are changing and like 10-12 feet away and talking to me about the next look or planning the next shoot. #awkward #photoshoot #photosbyphelps #iamfunny this screen grab is from Louie the pilot episo
nekkid-stuff: Bad Dancing aka Awkward Wiggling :3 Awkward but cute :)
soulvibe: theflamingzeppo: ME I love Awkward Black Girl. Issa Rae is hilarious. Self pep talk before getting some.
That awkward moment when a teacher you had back in Elementary school comes up to you and says "Hi blahblah. Remember me?" And you just stand there.
thedenimchicken: Made by me! Let me know if you like these!
shane made me try on high heels, i stand pretty awkwardly ._.
thestarsarelonelytonight: ilikeboyswhofear-spoons: ann-ie: that awkward moment, when Justin bieber is looking the wrong way. LOL This kid kills me.
The awkward moment when mum tells me to do some homework
Super cute. This is how I was all through high-school with my crushes. I kinda miss that nervous exciting feeling… But it’s nice to be with someone who knows me. I don’t ever have to feel awkward.
I think this pic looks a bit awkward but let me know what you guys think =P My sexy schoolgirl sets Foxytail11
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
yulskwon-blog: How to make awkward situations ever more awkward, a lesson brought to you by Maeda Atsuko
my friend forced me to get a penpal account coz she has one and someone messaged me now and erhmagahd how do i respond aakdsjla
Growing up autistic and shy: Hear music in a public place and trying so fucking hard to not walk to the beat of the song to not look awkward but actually looking more awkward by doing it
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN'T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.
How do you go about the physical side of a "straight" relationship? I mean I'm having feelings 4 someone of the opposite gender for the first time, and one of the main obstacles of me pursuing it is the possible awkwardness there might b/c of my past...
kaciart: timmyttk said: fili/kili first kiss maybe? like an awkward little thing when they’re younger
jessthebear replied to your post: jessthebear replied to your post: Someone thought… Me too. It’s so awkward when a fan introduces actors to a place where there is gross porn of their characters. The ship is called Don’t Look At Me for a reason!
That awkward moment when you realize your old favorite guitarist looks like another good guitarist, WHO HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE HE’S HIGH 24/7. I kid you not, looking at the latest official pictures makes me think Kaoru looks like Pata. >__>
yousra-bamon-things: me: Talk about awkward…also me:
violetshovel: kloudzzz: specialstarfish: serotnin: *doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!! *shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!! *doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!! *shows affection*
This whole segment is just hilarious to me because he’s absolutely right. They (accidentally) break his sign and very awkwardly don’t say a word to him at all and then just leap away. They could just walk away but no, they jump. In unison.
hi it me
how do people just casually start conversation with someone wtf give me this power.
why do ppl try to make small talk w/ me. pls don’t. i do not like small talk i will just awkwardly laugh and nod @ u. pls stop.
Hi, yes, how do I not be awkward around girls?? Asking for a friend….
I'm 20 years old and i can't get a better job than at a fast food place; it's the only place that will hire a high school graduate. i'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. i'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. i'd leave, but
miyajimamizy: “I also heard that you were born in May (Me too), are a Taurus (Me too), weight less than 45kg (Me too), are 5’ in height (Me too) and is very socially awkward! (Me too!)”Stuffs been happening since I last posted and one of the stuff
q-ueens:i want guys to notice me but i get really awkward when they do
that-awkward-moment-when-i: If you’re sad this is the best post to make you smile
clumsyoctopus: life rules - you are never as awkward as you think you are- you are never as annoying as you think you are- you are never as boring as you think you are- your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted
specialstarfish: serotnin: *doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!! *shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!! *doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m being distant and cold!! *shows affection* oh no, I’m being
I had the hugest crush on this dude as a little high school freshman. I’m talking an awkwardly embarrassingly big crush. only took 10 years for him to kinda sorta notice me lmfao !!!
leichenhaft: aquarie: stillllugly: okay its an awkward smile cause my sister makes fun of me when i ask for pictures so ok heres my new contacts also its kinda of bad cause i played alot with the contrast but w/e here i owe you guys baby angel ugh
alovelikedeath: thefragmentsofmae: ellosteph: ellosteph: HOW AWKWARD GIRLS GET READY Going to go follow some lovelies who reblog this! This is almost exactly how I get ready literally me
I love how comfortable I am with darfin like I can tell him anything without it being awkward which is super duper rare for me
theruleset: This mini couch is not good for my posture, starring me. this gif set always makes my heart flutter
cummbunny: spank me daddy
may someone please adopt me and then take me on a disney adventure trip around scotland
had to reupload my old 20k follower videos which are here and here, I might do a lonnnng overdue new one which will be better and a lot less awkward
soo this 50 year old is hitting on me I think and keeps calling me hot and wants me to visit his farm and it’s awkward bc he is a family friend
nadi-kon: “I’m waiting for you.” “To do what?” “Leave me.” Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols
I was at the shelter today and some of the cleaning foam stuff needed to be changed but idk how so I asked someone to help me and they were showing me and said “if you need more pressure, uncork this” and then it immediately shot up like a geyser
texanfreckles: nine things that awkwardly turn me on ► Danneel Ackles legs
The most awkward things happen to me. Only me. Lawd.
the awkward moment when i run a fashion blog but every day in school my outfits look like i’m blind and/or a zombie
UBHGhHG oh GOD this is so awkward ok so I’m at the public library because that is how I like to spend my free time I’m a senior I have a lot of work ok but the library has easily accessible free wifi and UGH I went on tumblr because obviously
Who wants to tell me they're awkward sex stories.
oddness: things i’m good at: not answering texts/chats getting my hopes up daydreaming being awkward pissing people off sleeping
silenteternity: have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat
That awkward moment when you look nice, but pictures make it look otherwise ._.
The awkward moment when...
frustratedcali: its 2 am and i heard your star sign was pisces so i drew you a thing!!! (if this is awkward sorry but i get anxious sending people things especially people i admire so this might be kind of awkward???? o k i m out bye have a nice day)
drawstin: For anyone, like me, who currently needs a gentle, motivating nudge in the right direction by our good friend Shia LaBeouf.
man i really love doritoes cheesy doritoes my mom bought some for me last night while i was playing DA2 with a friend and ughggsdjggsfsfg yes it hit the spot mmmmmhmmmm
im listening to the “beauty and the beast” song and now im relating it to monochrome and oh dEAR gOD someone stop me im gonna draw something fOR IT,,,,,,,,,