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lexicalamity: g0ld-matter: at first I was like wow that’s an ugly bed but then I was like ohhhhhh Hah I did exactly the same. I want a bed like this!!
mamaslittlecubs: thereverseofme: vintagegal: Illustration by Alberto Vargas, 1945 At first I was like “Yum! Yes please!” but then I noticed she was holding the disembodied head of Santa and his eyes were rolled back in his dead head and then I
teaandfailure: inscarletsilence: my favourite thing about cat yawns is they start off real cute and then get fucking menacing as shit every time at first i was like haha aww this kitty is so cute but why does it seem so familiar and then i realized
theotakux: At first I was like “A package from Austria?” But then I was like “Oh, incest porn. Makes sense” I’m not sure if I should be offended or not… uh… glad you got your envelope
the-guardian-of-fun: sniffing: Twitter shoots back with #QueridaKellyOsbourne as Kelly Osbourne’s racist comment goes viral Wow…See at first I was like “yeah! Yeah!” And then I realized how racist it was? I get what she was trying to say but
theambiguoushero: At first I was like nooooooooo But then I was like yoooooooooo
theambiguoushero: At first I was like nooooooooo But then I was like yoooooooooo YES
beyonce-son: at first i was like fuck a black out, but then I was like nah just do it big..
I was looking at the credits on “Space Race” and at first I was like “haha, Pearl & Waffle” but then Pearmethyst confirmed canon
tantalum-radium: At first I was like: fuck Jean but then I was like: FUCK JEAN
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish?
phantomdoodler: you know at first I was like “this is taking forever to read” but then I thought about how long it takes for baseball to happen in real life and I was like “yeah, this is 100x faster”
falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and i- make a wish? i think i just became
superwhovengerbuscuslock: baneares: youaremyjohnwatson: I don’t ever do this but this was too funny. The grandmother’s image is the TARDIS at first I was like, ugh this stupid bitch. and then…. YOU’RE LIKE FUCKING ANDERSON ON SHERLOCK
kcpuzzleboy: unholykingofkings: Young fox rescued from deep mud at urban building site where it was found fighting for life in a hole | Mail Online baby At first i was like “wtf is that demonic creature!?” but then i was all “Awwwweeeee”
definitelynotcool: rufiohswithmilk: When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
definitelynotcool:rufiohswithmilk:When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE!
didi-is-spiffy: Every time I talk about race some white person says something like “you have to focus on the bigger issue” at first I was like what is secret bigger issue you all keep bringing up? But then I realized it was just code for “talk
zaynspanties: toplesstommo: larry-stylinsons-girlfriend: i laughed at this way too much… ^ at first i was like why would you laugh at that but then i noticed harry HAHAHAH omg.. I’m dead
scienceofconduction: r3d1sth3b3stcolor: falcon-knight: ok STORYTIME my mom gave me this gift for my birthday at first i was like please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy but then i was like oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl and
clickclackbangbanggg: ghosty8eep: at first i was like “that’s a weird floor pattern” but then i realised thats kind of scary in a way lol………. but then again, i have anxiety attacks.
justlearningasigo:At first I was like yeah let’s be classy since today is the invited dress rehearsal for “The Drowsy Chaperone” but then I was like nah booty selfie.