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things-that-catch-my-attention: Such a pretty asshole.
things-inbetween:boredpanda:20 Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes
slut-problems: When you’re an ass whore life is pretty easy. I trade my asshole for weed, coke, heroin, any drug really. If I need drugs, I just offer up my asshole. If I’m hungry, I just offer up my asshole and next thing you know I’m at Popeye’s
random-ferret: 2016: Hey, don’t dehumanize other people, it’s a really shitty thing to do. Assholes: Heh, triggered much, snowcuck? 2017: Hey, don’t dehumanize other people or Woody will come for you in the night. Assholes: Wait wh- Assholes: Pardner.
Sexy stories and other things
sillysexystupid:Got drunk & fucked myself w a bottle. ♡ Watch the whole thing on snapchat.
im pretty sure i’ve made my fb a safeplace for me to wander around but sometimes i still get some asshole in my newsfeed talking about how “bisexuality is not real/ doesnt exist”and it makes me SO ANGRY like, i should know better and try not to
greenemmanuelle: hentaiyarou: I’m all for cat boys, but the art where they’re trying to stick their own tails into their assholes is just too much. DO YOU KNOW HOW TAILS WORK? THAT IS NOT HOW TAILS WORK. WOULD YOU WANT A FURRY TAIL STUCK UP YOUR
kneelbeforemistressphil:kaalashnikov:your-continuum:kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse I hope you walk
things-inbetween: boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes Oh my god.
We should all make this a thing.
Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you've been too scared to tell me, but have always wanted to say.
things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes
vincentvangodot replied to your post “soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper and…”Holy fuck, that’s disgusting, I’m so sorry. Of all things!yeah like… this kid is bad news, so I’m not horribly
It is officially the holidays and you know what that means. You guessed it, time to practice that old line art and draw as many things as I can!
ekylo: last night my bf called me an “asshole but, a nice asshole” and literally the first thing out of my mouth was “wow if i was still blonde id be a bleached asshole”
natural–blues: thoodleoo: thoodleoo: my favorite thing about the contrast between early christianity and ancient greek and roman religion is that the difference in the ways they think and talk about their gods is really similar to the difference between
alextragers: I wish I could tell you about him, about all the things he did. The people he saved. He was the most wonderful man, and now he’s gone.
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
alphamelociraptor: camibech: Please spread this. While it wasn’t the best place to make this reference, he wasn’t trying to be an asshole. okay, explaining the joke doesn’t make it okay. especially when the joke is punchline about a man dressing
things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god.
athena-woodward: Yeah well, Gabriel has a problem with me and therefore refuses to print my photo in colour. That asshole. Oh, I’m sorry about that… Is there anyway you two could work it out?
badassfondren: nerdy-and-conservative: leviosaaahhh: invertedgender: Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of
things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their CrimesOh my god.LMAO i am dying
how do you say “i was forced to take french class against my will because the school is an asshole and suddenly got rid of german holy shit i fucking hate this class,” in french.
thighetician: prettyboyshyflizzy: brebambii: 350shadesoffoh: dipped-in-nutellaa: exohhxo: “Bet” is literally the most asshole thing to say like the fuck…do you mean… Bet bruh 😂 Dis me 😭 😭😂💀 then u get the “wow…
luisonte:Capazao??? That was stupid and an asshole thing to do.
tomblr-in-action: the-american-spartan: a-actual-prince: anti-sjw-pro-luxray: your-fave-asshole: tomblr-in-action: As I guy I can tell you that a breeze going up my pants will make me hard. My girlfriend can just slap my dick back and forth between
It’s actually seriously bothering me how much the kitten misbehaves. He doesn’t even care anymore, and I know this because he keeps doing bad things. I had to stop typing this to chase him off the counters because he won’t fucking stop
Maybe the 2nd time in his entire life that this spawn of Satan has voluntarily crawled in my lap and purred. He’s even doing that “polite cat” thing and tapping me on the arm for pets.
Things I learned yesterday: -My friend Chris is a sore loser when it comes to any type of game or competition -i reeeeeally need to quit smoking -Archers are fucking assholes - taco bell is still as nasty as ever That is all.
theolivescribe: thorinoakenshielded: sirianmckellen: gwivyanbracegirdleoftheshire: I dislike him already. ow asshole calm the fuck down. You have to take into consideration that he was a Catholic Cardinal- very few people of that ranking are going
-everdeen: tastefullyoffensive: Cats Welcoming Soldiers Home [via]Previously: Cats Giving High Fives #cats will call you out on your shit#YOU’RE THE ONE WHO LEFT… ASSHOLE#feed me… if you can still remember where my food goes you dick
theproserpina: darcynycole: eliza-lou-riley:visambros:earljrsmith:as a white person i apologizeAs a black person, I say that you don’t need to apologize.You should not be held accountable for what your ancestors did. They did bad things to people,
Pretty things
All things dog related
badmanbadplace: Peek of anus I like to take things slowly. Patricia rolled down her panties slowly so that I could take in all the beauty of her pubic hair, so Casey, I beg of you to peel your panty gradually so that I can soak in all the glory of
veganweedsoup: mysoulisinorbit: jemmasimmns: please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye on that note, please don’t make people
I hate leaving things unsaid
Paypal’s new honeypot scheme for adult content creators
pastel-whorehouse: howellesters: That moment when Caitlyn Jenner comes out and you discover which of your friends are transphobic assholes !!!!!
things-inbetween:boredpanda:20+ Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes Oh my god.
musicalsymphony:I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.
dead-nurse: stoned-scissorhands: it-dontmeana-thing: 28 weeks later. Freddy vs Jason When a stranger calls Psycho
things-that-catch-my-attention: ass-and-pants: Jenna Haze exposes her asshole Indeed she does
AUs for when your OTP are both assholes
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