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dacommissioner2k15: … You guys are trying to kill me with all these Kylie Griffin/ Vampirella pinups!!
are you thinking about orgasms or trying to kill me?
bostezarsonrisas: takemetowonderland550: “You are the Moon of my Life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.” — Khal Drogo Joder, como me encantan.
legend-of-the-blue-box: You are the moon of my life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.
Yeah, I dommed a vampire as a human. So what? You think just because they all have that wonderous charm that they are all tops? Pft. Trust me, nothing compares to the rush of a scene where a being who could kill you without trying, submits fully and
omgosh...First UKISS DORADORA and now B.A.P's POWER. You guys are trying to kill me aren't you?
justforthevixxshows: Photocards of Hex Sign Someone are trying to kill me I swear ! Did you see that ? FUCKING LEATHER PANTS ON HONGBIN !!!!!!!
thetrippytrip: You see ‘normal’ people trying to kill everybody, and gay people trying to have fun. Tell me who are the normal peeps again?
to-many-cupcakes: YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AREN’T YOU?!But this is really a cute idea, I feel like my Queenself was probably preparing a feast for the ball welcoming him to our kingdom, and Lee wants everything to be perfect~ so she spends most
roymccloud: kirbot12: @roymccloudmade more of the Milfchu B3 Your last post of Diana, now THIS.You really ARE trying to kill me, aren’t you?? ;9
neuroticpony: coinincident: unreflectingkaleidoscope: tokilladm: Let Me Captchalogue Your Heart by AnyaPanda Take a shot for every non-HomeStuck that reblogs this? basically are you trying to kill people
vancreep: listen here you piece of shit what do you think you are doing trying to break my heart this one single line broke and continues to break my heart you stupid fucking dog begging your boyfriend to stay when you both know damn well you can’t
bpdcasual: when you feel so much younger than you are because you have spent your entire adolescence trying not to kill yourself instead of growing upand now you are still alive but you don’t know how to take care of yourself and no one understands
tashabilities: jackfreak1994: anatranx3: We made a DIY Lilo costume for my niece and I’d thought I’d just share the adorableness. OH MA GOD, LILO EXISTS!!!!! AAAARGH SHE’S SO ADORABLE!!! I HOLLERED.You people are trying to kill me.
swift-wind-alchemist: This screencap bugs me because: Goddamn it, Jean, you’re supposed to actually use the strap of your helmet, otherwise it’s not going to be as effective as it could be. Are you trying to get yourself killed? HE ISN’T EVEN HOLDING
lostlittle–noelle: luckied: “Eh?” Jean stared at the young woman. “Are you sure you’ve got the right guy?” “I’m pretty sure I would remember the face of the man who tried to kill me my first day visiting
afunnyfeminist: thetrippytrip: You see ‘normal’ people trying to kill everybody, and gay people trying to have fun. Tell me who are the normal peeps again? Thank goodness those people took the threats seriously and notified the authorities. They
homieloversaint: letitbumptho: tavarism: Trying to do ANYTHING while your parents are sleeping. 💀 First off that tip toe killed me @insecureskellyboi have you felt like this yet?
awwww-cute: Not all Australian animals are trying to kill you… Or me (Source: http://ift.tt/1U3Ctg3)
glitched-effects: drundertalescum: He knows himself better than he thinks he does I couldn’t decide if i wanted to make feels or shitposting so i tried for both? I’m feeling feeelings what are you doing to me. …crying Fell Pap is going to kill
niuniente: YOU TWO ARE SUPPOSED TO HELP, NOT MAKE ME BABYSIT YOU, YOU GROWN ASS MEN! 1) As soon as we got on to move, Thane killed himself at the sunlight2) Mordin was hiding behind Shepard doing nothing while Thane at least tried to kill geths.3) Mordin
meisels: potionfoxes: are u guys trying to kill me or what was it really necessary for you to delete my caption and retype it yourself though???
chasingtheskyline: As a disabled person, able-bodied people are always telling me “if I were in your position, I’d kill myself” (you know, when they’re not trying to actively kill us). And trust me, I’ve wanted to. Sometimes more than anything
bowchickawahwah: Rina is trying her hardest to not do this at work at the moment but the messages you are all sending me are killing me ^\^
pattthedogscrewthelightbulb: jamesmullingar: itsonlikeliampayne: BUT LOOK why would you make this omfg are you seriously trying to kill me?!
My dad: you can’t trust friends, friends are temporary. There not really there for you. (In my head): OH BUT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL, SAID/DID INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND NEARLY KILLED YOUR SON RIGHT
deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich” Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on this
GAME OF THRONES MEME » 1/8 Relationships↳ ”You are the moon of my life. That is all I know and all I need to know. And if this is a dream… I will kill the man who tries to wake me.”
deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14 psychopaths on
jackandallison2: Tie me up and tame me 😈 @prrretty-kitty 😽Good lord @prrretty-kitty, are you trying to kill us?😘 So sexy! We love the hair in the face with those lips dying to show off! We’re guessing a few may be willing to lend you
Where are those checklists of things to do before you take your suicidal ideation seriously? I had breakfast, I’m not too tired, what’s up brain, why you trying to kill me?
bearer-of-courage: greencladprince: If you ask me what I ship I’ll tell you I ship everything with everything. :I You are trying to kill us with the cute, aren’t you?
fleurites: heylookitsarevolution: thetrippytrip: You see ‘normal’ people trying to kill everybody, and gay people trying to have fun. Tell me who are the normal peeps again? I hope he fucking dies slowly and painfully
yac-arts: *kills enemy*Soldier76: Are you trying to impress me?Me playing as Reaper: …..
hitrron:
sassbuttcas: deansass: deansass: If a guy tells you to go make him a sandwich go to kitchen bring knife kill him and use his meat for a sandwich then whisper “you asked me to make you a sandwich" Are you trying to tell me there’s only 14
bywayofpain: daenystormborn: You are the Moon of my Life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me. Mehhhhhhj 😭😭😭
daenystormborn: You are the Moon of my Life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.
thrusthoran: are you trying to fucking kill me?
stokeed: erectionsofonedirection: lfksdajf;lajksdf WHAT OH MY GOD NO STOP THAT NO YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME HELP IM DEAD
tumblinwithhotties: You ppl are trying to kill me….
takemetowonderland550: “You are the Moon of my Life. That is all I know, and all I need to know. And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me.” — Khal Drogo
keep-on-flyin: supportingstyles: nakedwith1d: + oh jesus wtf when he tucks out his shirt and takes off his suspenders, like what are you trying to do. he’s trying to kill me, that’s what. awk hand
flaminthotcheeto: me: *does something reckless* friend: OMG WTF are you trying to kill yourself?! me:
w4nd3rlus-t: ehomicide: a tragic story of a girls first time. An experience truly beautiful to all. THE FUCKING NOTES THOUGH. ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO RUIN MY LIFE I AM SO SICK OF SEEING MYSELF ON MY DASH PLEASE KILL ME PLEASE.
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I swear all of you sending the ‘what if garnet does this to you’ messages are tryING TO KILL ME IS THAT IT, YOU WANT ME TO JUST DIE IN A MELTY PUDDLE OF LOVE, CUZ THATS WHATS HAPPENING
ponetasmagoria replied to your photo: I LIKE THIS ANOTHER! are you two trying to kill me yes
thislifeisonmyside: ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING KILL ME JULIAN?! source: instagram.com/baronandre