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“You’ll be OK, Harry. You’re a great wizard. You really are.” - Hermione Granger
If you are a wizard, reblog this and don't just ignore this, because Dumbledore says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of Hogwarts.
jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle: snowprincess-artist: ask-the-dragon-child: I MEAN… Who Doesnt like dragons? They can be loyal or they can be firce How can you not love dragons? They are like huge cats DRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONSDRAGONS When we
tinyluxmachine: kikisdeliveryservice1989: did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that?? “and how are you paying for your preordered copy of “Super Rad And Probably
eternalfarnham: val-tashoth: val-tashoth: Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish. To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill
wizard-exe: Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:I hate that all wizards these days wear sexy sleek light armor and are clean shaven. What happened to the real wizard? The robes and the pointy hat? Or the dark hood with glowing eyes coming out? Have you all forgotten where
wizardpotions:i dont know which one of you needs to hear this but your wizard hat is pointy and your robes are glorious and that guy you accidentally vaporized was no big deal you are wonderful <3
outofcontextdnd: Dwarf: I try to one-up the wizard by picking the lock, even though I’ve got the keys. Wizard: I don’t care how good you are at putting things in holes. You’re wasting time. Paladin: My fanfic is writing itself.
somescrub: The Thicc Wizard giveth and The Thicc Wizard taketh away. Patreon | Donate | Commissions | Mod | Ask | KO-FI you sure are~ < |D’‘‘‘
sirfrogsworth: Programmable LED fans are the latest thing in cosplay technology. The price of admission is pretty steep though. At 踰 per fan, it will cost a pretty penny to become a proper wizard. If you are like Wong and believe attachment to the
nightrevelations: princess-slay-ya: In Star Wars, a boy can grow up to be a knight or a wizard, but if you’re a girl, you have one good role model- one good, sexy role model- but you better be born a princess or good at space hooking, cuz those are
wheezyandherman: okay so. you know how when wizards/witches are young and untrained their magic kind of just breaks loose. and that can still happen sometimes when they’re grown if there are big huge emotions involved so what if this
priorisincantatem: Think my name’s funny, do you? No need to ask you yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You’ll soon find that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. (entry for gdcfinal)
wizard-exe:Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now
didyousaymaraudersormurder: tinyluxmachine: kikisdeliveryservice1989: did Harry Potter really have a currency called a knut??? how did preteen (and let’s be real twenty year old) wizards deal w that?? “and how are you paying for your preordered
did-you-kno: In the book—-» Voldemort is getting stronger, so Dumbledore needs reinforcements. He reaches out to China’s elite Nine Mysteries school, which sends over six teenage wizards. Naturally, the six Chinese wizards are amazing and make the
jayaury: Having a wizard duel with a holstaur is tough because you can’t seem to focus on casting spells while her tits are bouncing.But surely she wouldn’t enchant her chest to hypnotize you? That’d be silly.Just like you.So silly to think
captain-snark: it’s no wonder slytherins are all like ‘fuck the rest of you’ like fred and george weasley booed at an 11 year old who got sorted into Slytherin. like fuckin imagine you’re 11 and at HOGWARTS and you’re a fucking WIZARD and you’re
not-suitable-for-kids: You know what’s really annoying about being a girl? SHAVING. Like unless you’re a wizard your legs are never completely smooth there’s always that one patch that you miss. And even if you shave perfectly and don’t miss
riteofashkente: Ever wonder how exactly to summon Death? Fear no more, for the instructions are here! (Wizards will try to tell you that lots of chanting and hand holding is needed. They are just trying to show off.) from Turtle Recall by Terry Pratchett
wizard-email:espanhois:if you’re feeling bored, do this little experiment and tag with your score! you link 10 words together that are as different as possiblenice!
unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard this hero
writing-prompt-s: Your father is an eccentric billionaire who has dedicated his entire fortune to the ultimate prank - convincing you that you are a wizard. All of your friends and family are in on it, but there’s just one problem: You actually do
writing-prompt-s: You are an Australian Wizard on trial for the creation of the platypus.
powerfulwizard:powerfulwizard:Wizard is a gender-neutral term. A Witch is not a female wizard. Female wizards are called wizards. A witch is just a druid with no morals. Druid: turns into a frogWitch: turns you into a frog
wizardjpeg:the-ghost-in-your-eyes-deactiva:wizardjpeg:im perfect blend of machines and technologyWhat kind of wizard are you?talented / sweet and some say things like “the apple of my eye” about me before what happened
astercrash:evilwizard:evilwizard:me: oracle, i must know if i will succeed with my villainous plans or if the wizard council will seal me away in a magic crystaloracle: i assure you, you are destined to become evil in-garnetme: could you rephraseBE MORE
peridotchannel: perifucker: peridotchannel: tag your nsfw (not something for wizards) I don’t want to see any platemail or axes okay I can’t use that maybe you should train yourself to be a spellsword, sweaty ((: welcome to the real world I can’t
you-are-a-wizard-carl: A shaved bear is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen.
mugglenet: “You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don’t wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.” Happy Birthday Draco Malfoy!
dajo42: fredead-weasley: The best damn thing about Quidditch is there’s no gender separation like wizards don’t give a fuck if youre boy or girl as long as you chuck that damn quaffle through the goal. nonbinary quidditch players-“are you a boy
oldgamemags: Are you up to go against Gorf or Wizard of Wor? Follow oldgamemags on Tumblr for more awesome scans from yesteryear!
brucebannrs: Infinite List Of Favorite Movies∟The Wizard of Oz [1939] Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch?Dorothy: I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas.
thestarfishface: Last year I made my Sad Wizard Society sticker, based on my love of sad characters who are also wizards (You’d be amazed how much overlap that Venn diagram has). But the designs wasn’t very well put together, and I also wanted
theivorytowercrumbles: obscureliteraryreference: vurtual: Hands up (by Georg Scharf) This is a wizard battle and no one can convince me otherwise. #you don’t even eat the same things what are you fighting about
lokidlaufeyson: You’ll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don’t wanna go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.
damon-of-spades replied to your post: Are you sure Vriska likes red shoes because they’re good luck?… IF i may…This may be more of hussies game play as symbolism, much like jades transition through the wizard of oz characters (The
reshipped:“I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart.” — L. Frank Baum (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
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